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Guys.
Guys.
Tie, guys.
I vote for Witch King.
Tie mode, ACTIVATED!

Quit making Luis bump this. Post, people!

Alright, less than 6 hours remain.

Jeff has 3 votes against him.
Witchy has 2 votes against him.

THANK YOU!

Sorry, I miscounted. The current number of voted are 2-2 between Jeff and Witchy.

Edit: Roughly 2 hours left in this phase. This phase ends at 9:15 EST.

Witchy and Jeff found themselves strapped down in their seats. The remaining villagers all cheering. Much debate had gone on about these two. "One of them must be mafia" was the consensus. Up in arms and out of time, the villagers found themselves driven to madness. One villager walked up holding revolver, a six shooter. A coin toss would decide where this deadly roulette would start. The coin came up heads. The gun was aimed. The only round fired. Witchy's luck had run out this time. Witchy was mafia. Two mafia remain.

It is now the Night Phase. It is now time for the mafia and the sheriff to act.

I'm going to take a radical step here.

I am the sheriff, and I have this to say:

Jeffrey is a villager. The remaining mafia are RussianFedora and Seal Clubba. With this information, we can beat them.

Opspe had made a big announcement. The village was in an uproar. As Opspe headed back to his house to think things through, he was suddenly stopped. An enraged mafioso stood in his way. Before Opspe could defend himself, the mafioso plunged a dagger into his chest. The mafioso stabbed his body several times. All the while Opspe just smiled, knowing that his message had been passed. Opspe was the sheriff.

It is now the Day Phase. It is now time for the villagers to act.

MURDER FEDORA!

Well, I guess this game is for the villagers.

Opspe's post just got confirmed.

I am allowed to give commentary on the game, so I'll say this.

This was a dumb move from the mafia. If they left opspe alive, they could've tried to make him a mafia suspect. Claiming he's lying. But by killing him they basically threw the facts on the table.

So yeah, Good Job Mafia!

Good work, mafia.

Hahahaha! Good job mafia. You guys are screwed!

I vote for Vodka Loving Hat.
Russian Fedora?
Cwhutididthur?

I feel stupid, and Mafia is stupid.

Oh shit oh shit oh shit i am so fucked….You know what If I'm going down I'm not going down without a fight.

Come at me villagers

So… day phase?

Alright

I vote for…….. Myself

I really did forget about this. I never cast a vote or talked with anyone.

Doesn't matter, just vote for Seal and Fedora

Fedora today
Seal Tomorrow.

I was HOPING the sheriff was up to this! Words cannot express how much I fucking love you Opspe. You were an epic mafia mate and you went out in a blaze of glory.

Fedora's dead like Freddy.

Also I'm Robin.
You know that nifty acronym Textile thingy?
I've been using that throughout the game to drop hints about my Robin-Ness.
Check some of my posts.

No wonder…you know how bad I am at solving those sorts of things? That's why I always get humans to do it.

Hey guy's.
Wanna know what fun thing to do in this thread is?
Try and kill me!
that's a fun thing to do.

i vote for fedora.

murder the hat damn it

Fuck it, 404 you're dying next.

No fuck you. the hat dies

Can we end this day phase?

We have 3 non-mafia voting for RussianFedora. I doubt he'll survive or that we get a sudden epic vote switch. Especially now that the mafia are known.

After Seal Clubba (assuming he's left) makes his last kill as mafia, you can also type the end game. Cuz I doubt the villagers will lose after the next night phase.

After hearing the news of opspe's death, the villagers sprung into action. Now with a clear idea of who they were after, the remaining villagers chased down the last two suspects. Justice on their mind and anger in their hearts they ran through the town, seeking their targets. The sun was setting as a suspect was cornered. The villagers were on the attack and soon RussianFedora was down. RussianFedora was mafia.

It is now the Night Phase. It is now time for the mafia to act.

The final mafioso hid as well as he could. He took his time, seeking a way out of town. He tried his hardest to stay hidden, away from any nearby villagers. Taking his time, avoiding the public eye. As he looked off into the distance, he saw that the night had nearly departed. The sun was rising off in the distance. He walked out of town, towards the woods nearby. Suddenly, a voice was heard. 404 had spotted the mafioso fleeing town, he called out to the others. The lone mafioso was quick to strike, slitting his throat. 404 fell to the floor. The villagers arrived as the night had left, they found the mafioso kneeling over 404's body. The mafioso noticed their presence and stood to face them. What the villagers saw made them horrified. The mafioso was wearing 404's face as if it were a mask. His laughter echoing into the minds of the villagers. 404 was a villager.

It is now the Day Phase. It is now time for the villagers to act.

YOU ACTUALLY USED IT? OH THANK GOD! MY WORDS CANNOT EXPRESS MY GRATITUDE!

Kill Seal Clubba

So i then sliced out 404's lower intestines and then pretended that i was wearing a scarf.
WEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE. I spun around with it splattering blood all over the pavement.

Hey guy's, wanna know what we should do?
Post in this thread.
That's a fun thing to do.
And watch as i do my best 404 impression.

Seal, what did you and Fedora use to communicate?

We mainly PMed each other. That's about it though.

I am a villager

I shot myself in the dick repeatedly and then OD on my own dick blood.

Best. Story. Ever.

Is this game over yet?

Hurry up and kill Clubba, I want to start a new one.

AVENGE ME!

NO FUCK YOU i will kirr i duh villagers!

Okay Am i seriously going to have to skip town just so we can start then next game?……Fuck…Okay fuck it I'm skipping town. can we please start the next thread?

This. We need a new thread.

Yep. New thread. We need it.

Sorry, I wasn't anywhere near my computer yesterday. Should I finish now or would you all like to start on the next game already?

BSOD wanted to host the next one I think.

As the villagers closed in on the remaining mafioso their thoughts turned to their trials. The paths they walked, the lives they took. It would all finally end today. As they prepared to take the life of the final mafioso. Seal Clubba looked off and laughed, obviously crazed from the bloodshed he had surrounded himself with. As the first strike was made everyone heard something in the distance. Rocks fall, everyone dies.

At the cemetery conveniently located nearby, the ground began to stir. Suddenly, all lives lost began to emerge as zombies. They quickly made their way to the remaining villagers. The villagers stared in horror as the zombies closed in, clearly outnumbered. Suddenly, one zombie came in with an old school boombox. Zombie dance party! Everyone's invited! Democracy wins!

And then rocks fall and everyone dies.

Villagers win.