You are the person above’s waifu. How fucked are you?
You are now a Daimakura
Last posted Feb 09, 2012 at 09:01AM EST. Added Feb 07, 2012 at 07:51PM EST
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daimakura=大まくら=Large pillow. I think you meant dakimakura…
also, unless the next poster is Mio Akiyama, this thread is a lie.
I am slightly fucked. (I feel bad for the next poster)
Shit i was hoping for gamzee…oh well….
Well ass.
Oh I got ninjad. Ok then.
Since the last two posters are the same user… Does that mean we have a threesome?
bow chika bow wow?
Meh.
Oh fuck.
I’m gonna get decapitated =o(
Easyaspi, Master of Meat wrote:
I’m gonna get decapitated =o(
not until I’m done with you.
bow chika bow wooooo- wait a minute….
{Read title, get Daimakura confused with this.}
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But 404?
I’d say pretty fucked.
Wheatley’s waifu….not bad.
Gamzee’s waifu? H3 H3 H3.
Oh god, my I’m a cat’s waifu. 
I’m Anako’s…I am not cooking jack shit that is all I know…
If I can do a stegosaurus I can do a pony.
…
Can I use you like a flying pterodactyl taxi?
i want a divorce
And i want gamzee but that ain’t gonna happen is it?
at this point is this thread like a love dodecahedron?
I think I’m pretty fucked…literally…
Wait, are the posters here literally wives/husbands or are they pillows?
I presume literal…
also
Hello my new waifu…
Probably no better then Gamzee….
Let’s ride into the sunset, pony.
Ashbot wrote:
Let’s ride into the sunset, pony.

Sorry I got lazy…but at least we can protect ourselves as we go into said sunset.
Ashbot wrote:
Let’s ride into the sunset, pony.

We should’ve changed this to “Wives and Husbands”
Gespenst + Gamzee…oh muh gawd….
Shit.
Well…this is going to be a very awkward relationship.
Opposites attract I suppose (Pessimist and Optimist in this case)
Blue Screen (of death) wrote:
Well…this is going to be a very awkward relationship.
Opposites attract I suppose (Pessimist and Optimist in this case)
You’re an optimist?
CitationNeeded wrote:
You’re an optimist?
Believe it or not, yes.
What gives you any doubt?
lets have little error babies
404 user not found wrote:
at this point is this thread like a love dodecahedron?
Not quite. I’ve made a helpful map for anyone who can decipher it:
Easyaspi, Master of Meat wrote:
Not quite. I’ve made a helpful map for anyone who can decipher it:

We’re all cheating on each other.
The Frosty Lich wrote:
WWAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
Easyaspi, Master of Meat wrote:
Not quite. I’ve made a helpful map for anyone who can decipher it:
That there is a clusterfuck of shipping
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Easyaspi, Master of Meat wrote:
Not quite. I’ve made a helpful map for anyone who can decipher it:
Ashbot seems to be a bit of a sweet heart.
Well I don’t know about everyone else, but I’ve got my heart set one place. Gamzee, will you be my moirail for Valentine’s Day?
Meh.
We could talk about Homestuck.
ALL ABOUT HOMESTUCK.
Kinpatsu-kun wrote:
We’re all cheating on each other.
Never. My artificial heart belongs to 404.
Edit: But Witchy is a sex knight.
tragicallyMoronic {Wheatley} wrote:
Never. My artificial heart belongs to 404.
Edit: But Witchy is a sex knight.


Hoo boy.