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Browsing through today's imgur gallery, I stumbled across this image, and a sudden realization caught hold of me… I don't know what I want as an epitaph.

So, pardon the question's somewhat macabre theme, but I was just wondering… What do you guys want on your tombstone?

I plan on living forever, so I have no need for such trivial things as epitaphs.

"My argument is still valid"

"I did it for the lulz"

"I may or may not actually be in the Coffin."

"See you in the zombie apocalypse."

"This person was alive at one point."

In seriousness though:
"I regret nothing."

"It seemed like a good idea at the time."

"I should be respawning any time now…"

"I ran out of fairies…"

"I'll be back"

"I told you about stairs."

@Kalmo

Or maybe your epitaph should have this on it

(Ganon included)

"Lacked a sufficient quantity of a certain Japanese copula."

"I wasn't dead yet"

"Behind You"

"That's my face you're standing on you fat sack of shit."

Hey! You! I'm trapped in this stone! Can you lend a hand?

"Here was here a minute ago"
George Carlin
"I told you I was sick"
Spike Milligan

Someone will see it at the exact time it happens and just be like "wat".

"I'm fed up with this world anyway"

"I REGRET NOTHING!"

"You must have a Gold Account to view this epitaph"

Same.

[Sorry- you need a Know Your Meme™ Platinum Account© to see this Epitaph]

"War… War Never Changes…"

"Steve, if you're reading this it means I didn't make it back. It also means you've broken a filament controlling a 13-second delay trigger. End of game. Bang, You're dead."

"My only regret is not ever being able to catch all 649 Pokémon…
Wait… Are there even more now?
FUCK!"

"Has the zombie apocalypse happened yet?

YES: What are you doing in the cemetery you idiot!?

NO: BRING ME SOME FLOWERS DAMMIT

"A real bitch"

"Waiting your partner to revive you…"

"i didnt want to live on this planet anymore"