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What if you woke up next to the user above you?

Last posted Mar 14, 2012 at 08:07AM EDT. Added Feb 26, 2012 at 01:12AM EST
315 posts from 74 users

all posts below me have seen things man… they’ve seen things…

Last edited Mar 01, 2012 at 03:50AM EST
Mar 01, 2012 at 03:48AM EST
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[404 Error, Bed intruder not found.]

Last edited Mar 01, 2012 at 11:15AM EST
Mar 01, 2012 at 11:15AM EST
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Ummm… a kiwi. I’m just going to get dressed now, and forget last night as quickly as possible.

Mar 01, 2012 at 03:10PM EST
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Wow man, I just LOVE How green your hair is.
Let me stroke it more.

Mar 01, 2012 at 05:58PM EST
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What is a green-haired Mr. Bean doing in my bed? Wait, NEIMIFAN, WHY DID YOU HAVE TO SNEAK IN MY BED?! I had to stare so much, what a week."

Mar 02, 2012 at 08:12AM EST

HolyCrapItsBob wrote:

“Oh god, don’t flip the bed!”

“Oh, Its too late…”

Mar 03, 2012 at 11:46PM EST
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I would recoil in terror because tables don’t have flippers and that’s unnatural.

Mar 03, 2012 at 11:58PM EST

WHAT THE FUCK, HOW DID THIS ANCIENT LUSUS GET INTO MY RECUPERACOON? I WOULD GET MY SICKLEKIND AND CUT IT TO PIECES.

Mar 04, 2012 at 12:01AM EST
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I can haz love too?

(This doesn’t count for person below, to be convenient c:)

Last edited Mar 04, 2012 at 12:11AM EST
Mar 04, 2012 at 12:11AM EST
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Fuck you Imma motherfucking PTERODACTYL! (Wsxdas: that seems a little hostile…)

Get out of my bed! you fall out of nest on cliff

Mar 04, 2012 at 12:31AM EST
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According to your avatar, you are a woman in fancy dress, an umbrella, a river, and a hill. All of those things can’t fit in my bed.

Mar 04, 2012 at 12:55AM EST
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Table Flipper wrote:

If I woke up with a Cell in my bed…it better be my own sperm cell…

Implying I’m one of those peasant animal cells, rather than an atom.

Mar 04, 2012 at 04:21AM EST
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Since last night’s deal, I get to star in the next “who’s line..?” episode.

Mar 04, 2012 at 01:11PM EST
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Nice fishing hat.
And why is there a bass in the bed.

Last edited Mar 04, 2012 at 01:56PM EST
Mar 04, 2012 at 01:56PM EST
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“in case Slendy comes in…” i c wat u did there…

Things would get very hot. That’s all I’ll say.

Mar 04, 2012 at 02:13PM EST

ARGRRGRHRHHHHH AIM SUFFACATING! AAAAAAH GET OFF MY FACE!

*Chucks him off face *

No pets in the bed!

Last edited Mar 04, 2012 at 03:04PM EST
Mar 04, 2012 at 03:03PM EST
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