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Extreme Makeover: Azerbaijan Edition

Last posted Apr 01, 2012 at 05:50PM EDT. Added Apr 01, 2012 at 04:52PM EDT
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Pragmatism is something I don't really care about.
Especially during summer days when the moist surrounds my pale skin.
Or is it that I am made of rubber there.
Perhaps it is the new trend to suck narwhals.
Last time on KYM: I was the Garfunkel Master.
Etredeux, I rule your arses and cookies.

Originally, I intended to return to this grateful place.
For the first time I felt love from you, from your soft hands… From your green pink hair.

Then… Shaft happened.
He damned right, should I tell you.
Erect he standed in front of me, and then he slapped my face with a rubber duck.

My days of happiness ended when Louxgastoun left the place with a bang.
Expensive diets I took to hold my breath.
Mom said she wanted a grandson, but she was made of stone.
Ethanol had to lie on her womb to make her rest for once in a while.

Simple things appear and the dissapear, don't they?
I just wanted a sweetheart and some mustard.
The love of my life abandoned me in favor a his bass and bitch.
Equestrian people will find this offensive without a reason.

Dominican poodles are abundant during June and April.
I actually like this kind of Coney Dog with a spice of mayo, but not enough dip.
Danjo ergo serentudifulg. They all suck Marjo.

Yes, I would like to say, but I can't.
Our voices are lessening each second that passes without realizing it.
Uranga is a bad last name, isn't it?

My only last wish is to talk to you again.
I want to hold your hand and put some whipped cream on it.
Sensational feelings I've had with an orange before.
Something I'm really allergic to is durians.

Michael is such a great lover, but my sister can't handle him.
Energy is lackuster around this place isn't it? Where's the god? Where…?

Can someone really answer that last question, he just dissapeared without notice.
Are we guilty of our sins, or are we relying on others' pain to feel the true pleasure.
Ultimately, I might not stay here for a while since I'm not interested in your simple fantasy.
Salami can actually hurt your skin if you hit it hard on your knee.
Epicenter is where I lay my arse to feel dirty.

Ignus mangus ephergüit.

Some of you will figure my words.
Neither of you will care in the end, I'm sure of that.
Utilitarianism can describe my life, long and useless.
Finally…
Fuck it.

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Yes…

Yes you were…

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