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Quick someone give this man a taco and a visit to the love doctah!

"Honey, quit smoking in the restaurant. You're suffocating the small children."

Me: "I'm not sure what you are."
Me: "Is that a good thing."
Wsx: "no"
AND THEN IT ENDED

Edit: You ninja'd me you bastard!

Ahem, do those cigarettes have DarkPower in them? If so, this is going to work out GREAT :D

Stop wandering around.

'Scuse me…

Walks out window

Me: How do you live.
Quantum: cos tv
Me: Yes. Because your..head is a…television.
Quantum: woman you don't understand me
THEN THEY CLOTIOUS

Wat.

Never fucked a television before… This will be fun.

I'm scared.

You are going to get SO hammered when you get the drinks I ordered for you.

I will know that feel in a sec, bro.

A walrus and a cat.
This will end well.

I've never fucked a walrus before….

Seriously, that kid just fainted into his soup. Stop smoking all those cigarettes.

I CAN STOP ANY TIME I WANT.

YOU'RE AS SKINNY AS A TWO-DIMENSIONAL ANOREXIC. THOSE THINGS ARE EATING AWAY AT YOU, MAN.

Oh god… Ive been waiting on this for a loooong time.

You're a pretty cool guy, we could have a nice relationship.

My life is now complete.

Dinner for two at burger king, my fantasies coming to life.

edit I have dated many Ninja's in my lifetime, but none as good as you.

And then Brawler was the anime.

It was kind of awkward actually. I wanted to take the relationship fast, But he was Stalin.

Thus, a walrus pterodactyl baby was born. He grew up to become a cruel tyrant dictator, and drove the planet to extinction.

I don't think our relationship would last long, since you're an orange polygon. Imagine how painful kissing would be!

You sure have a nice hat.

STOUT SHAKO FOR 2 REFINED

Staring at your face would creep me out

So, Mr. Rocky, what'd you say your job was again?

Wow. Horrible date. I think he had multiple personality disorder. It's usually ok if there are 2 or three personalities, but I counted seven different personalities.

Ah, you know.
A courier of sorts…
Musician…
…pyromaniac

This shall not be a date of people.

It shall be a date of hats.

I still want your cap

You have terrible hair.
Fix it.

Roast bunny for dinner. 'Nuff said

I'm using your Phloginstinator.

AND I'M ENJOYING IT.

Sorry… I'm not rude, I just don't want to be a Weegee.

TOO LATE

Can you stop staring at me like that? It's rather creepy.

We'd have a wonderful evening eating taco's and talking about MLP, but i'm not sure what were gonna do when…that part…comes along…Ill try not to think about it.

Okay bro, I only grow the good &%*# but I am not a fool when you are trying to date the dealer to supplies you the stuff.

how will this work. at all.

Lez get to it, then.

A date with Rainbow Dash? I don't know how to feel about this.

Wait, you say something's on my back? Turn around? If you insist….

It seems Seals gettin seconds tonight.