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Quick someone give this man a taco and a visit to the love doctah!

“Honey, quit smoking in the restaurant. You’re suffocating the small children.”

Me: “I’m not sure what you are.”
Me: “Is that a good thing.”
Wsx: “no”
AND THEN IT ENDED

Edit: You ninja’d me you bastard!

Ahem, do those cigarettes have DarkPower in them? If so, this is going to work out GREAT :D

’Scuse me…

Walks out window

Me: How do you live.
Quantum: cos tv
Me: Yes. Because your..head is a…television.
Quantum: woman you don’t understand me
THEN THEY CLOTIOUS

Wat.

Never fucked a television before… This will be fun.

I’m scared.

You are going to get SO hammered when you get the drinks I ordered for you.

I will know that feel in a sec, bro.

A walrus and a cat.
This will end well.

I’ve never fucked a walrus before….

Seriously, that kid just fainted into his soup. Stop smoking all those cigarettes.

I CAN STOP ANY TIME I WANT.

YOU’RE AS SKINNY AS A TWO-DIMENSIONAL ANOREXIC. THOSE THINGS ARE EATING AWAY AT YOU, MAN.

Oh god… Ive been waiting on this for a loooong time.

You’re a pretty cool guy, we could have a nice relationship.

My life is now complete.

Dinner for two at burger king, my fantasies coming to life.

edit I have dated many Ninja’s in my lifetime, but none as good as you.

And then Brawler was the anime.

It was kind of awkward actually. I wanted to take the relationship fast, But he was Stalin.

Thus, a walrus pterodactyl baby was born. He grew up to become a cruel tyrant dictator, and drove the planet to extinction.

I don’t think our relationship would last long, since you’re an orange polygon. Imagine how painful kissing would be!

Staring at your face would creep me out

So, Mr. Rocky, what’d you say your job was again?

Wow. Horrible date. I think he had multiple personality disorder. It’s usually ok if there are 2 or three personalities, but I counted seven different personalities.

Ah, you know.
A courier of sorts…
Musician…
…pyromaniac

This shall not be a date of people.

It shall be a date of hats.

You have terrible hair.
Fix it.

Roast bunny for dinner. ’Nuff said

Sorry… I’m not rude, I just don’t want to be a Weegee.

Can you stop staring at me like that? It’s rather creepy.

We’d have a wonderful evening eating taco’s and talking about MLP, but i’m not sure what were gonna do when…that part…comes along…Ill try not to think about it.

Okay bro, I only grow the good &%*# but I am not a fool when you are trying to date the dealer to supplies you the stuff.

how will this work. at all.

Lez get to it, then.

A date with Rainbow Dash? I don’t know how to feel about this.

Wait, you say something’s on my back? Turn around? If you insist….

It seems Seals gettin seconds tonight.