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Last posted Apr 27, 2012 at 10:57PM EDT. Added Apr 17, 2012 at 02:43AM EDT
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Lolrus wrote:

And I only cried for 20 minutes.

(oh man that’s such perfect timing)

Last edited Apr 17, 2012 at 02:50AM EDT
Apr 17, 2012 at 02:49AM EDT
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Milk.

Apr 17, 2012 at 02:56AM EDT

I ate a bowl of milk for breakfast.

Without any nails…

Am I doing it right?

Last edited Apr 17, 2012 at 03:03AM EDT
Apr 17, 2012 at 02:59AM EDT
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How strong am I? HOW STRONG?!

Apr 17, 2012 at 03:02AM EDT

I’m so tough, I lit my pants on fire and jumped in a swimming pool full of gasoline… With my pants on!

Apr 17, 2012 at 10:25AM EDT

I’m so tough, that I… aaahhhh Fuck This!!

Apr 17, 2012 at 10:36AM EDT
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How tough am I?

I killed a man with a trident,

I sleep with bears,

And I’m loud in situations that obviously don’t call for it, but I do it anyway despite what society thinks.

Is that tough enough for you?

Apr 17, 2012 at 10:37AM EDT
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I once killed a man with a car battery strapped to a jack. Tough enough for you?

Apr 17, 2012 at 10:46AM EDT
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Sandstone wrote:

I once killed a man with a car battery strapped to a jack. Tough enough for you?

No, I’m pretty sure that’s illegal.

Apr 17, 2012 at 10:58AM EDT
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How tough am I?
I farted in a room once and someone else got blamed for it.

Last edited Apr 17, 2012 at 11:45AM EDT
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Im so tough I take up 4 parking spots.

Apr 17, 2012 at 12:02PM EDT
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How tough am i? Sir ill have you know i stubbed my toe when i was watering my spice garden and i only cried for 20 minutes.

Apr 17, 2012 at 02:48PM EDT

Watch out, we got badasses over here!

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Apr 17, 2012 at 02:54PM EDT
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I’m so tough I brought down Choi Song and Ramon Solano.

Single handed.

Apr 17, 2012 at 03:21PM EDT

I’m so tough, I can stand to work in a facility filled with handicaps.

Apr 17, 2012 at 03:46PM EDT
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Natsuru Springfield wrote:

I am super tough! :3

Don’t believe me!?!

You just spray bullets everywhere.

I actually have to aim.

Apr 17, 2012 at 03:57PM EDT

You guys are such babies.

I think you’re looking for THIS hospital.

Apr 17, 2012 at 04:34PM EDT
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How tough am I?

I ran a marathon while wearing new shoes…

…without any legs.

Apr 17, 2012 at 04:40PM EDT
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American Tanker, Hell on Tracks wrote:

You just spray bullets everywhere.

I actually have to aim.

Then learn to dodge, bitch. One hit and you are dead.

Apr 17, 2012 at 07:01PM EDT
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I’m so tough I got a Stout Shako for trading ONE Refined.

@Blue screen
I do that every day.

Apr 17, 2012 at 07:04PM EDT
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Alejandro wrote:

I used to use Action Replay in my Diamond Game, but for White, everything was pure work. You can say that I’ve learned my lesson.

Apr 17, 2012 at 07:42PM EDT
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I’m so tough, I’m almost as awesome as Jack Candle.
Yeah.

Apr 17, 2012 at 07:45PM EDT
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Natsuru Springfield wrote:

Then learn to dodge, bitch. One hit and you are dead.

Easy for you to say. Most of your targets don’t have experience on the front lines.

I was in the Royal Army’s Special Air Service. 22nd Regiment. You know, the guys that tried to assassinate Imran Zakhaev. And I was the best one there. Better even than Price himself.

Apr 17, 2012 at 09:42PM EDT

I’m so tough, boot makers try to bribe my doctor for skin during surgery.

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I’m so tough, I eat beef jerky like it was potato chips.

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I’m so tough, When I get punched the other guy breaks his hand.

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Apr 17, 2012 at 09:51PM EDT

I’m so tough, I played Katawa Shoujo and went down the hanako route.

Apr 17, 2012 at 09:58PM EDT

I’m so tough, I downvoted Suiseiseki.

Apr 17, 2012 at 10:01PM EDT
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Slendy wrote:

I’m so tough, I played Katawa Shoujo and went down the hanako route.

Wait, but I’m (attempting to) go down the hanako route.
Does this make me tough?

Apr 17, 2012 at 10:06PM EDT
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I’m so tough, I had my jimmies steel-coated to keep them from being rustled.

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Teh Brawler wrote:

I’m so tough, I had my jimmies steel-coated to keep them from being rustled.

Brawler, get rid of that X in front of http://
Nevermind, you good.

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Apr 17, 2012 at 10:07PM EDT
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Colmei wrote:

Brawler, get rid of that X in front of http://
Nevermind, you good.

I’m so tough I follow Luis’ instructions before he gives them.

Apr 17, 2012 at 10:08PM EDT
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I’m not tough.

I’ll go home now.

I’m sorry.

Apr 17, 2012 at 10:12PM EDT
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Aristocatification aka Lolishiiit wrote:

>2012
> Recycling my ideas

Are you kidding me…?

I’m so tough, this one time I actually came up with OC.

Apr 17, 2012 at 10:28PM EDT

Piano wrote:

I’m so tough, I downvoted Suiseiseki.

I’m so tough, I upvoted Thomas.

Just kidding.

Apr 17, 2012 at 10:30PM EDT

I’m so tough that I beat my meat like it owes me money… which means really really hard

Apr 18, 2012 at 01:51AM EDT
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Skeletor-sm

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