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How tough are ya?

And I only cried for 20 minutes.

(oh man that’s such perfect timing)

Milk.

I ate a bowl of milk for breakfast.

Without any nails…

^{Am I doing it right?}

How tough am I?

My alarm clock is a cage of rabid hyenas that get released on a timer…

…set to 5AM

Sometimes I go work without an umbrella… ON RAINY SEASON!

I’m so tough, I lit my pants on fire and jumped in a swimming pool full of gasoline… With my pants on!

I’m so tough, that I… aaahhhh Fuck This!!

How tough am I?

I killed a man with a trident,

I sleep with bears,

And I’m loud in situations that obviously don’t call for it, but I do it anyway despite what society thinks.

Is that tough enough for you?

I once killed a man with a car battery strapped to a jack. Tough enough for you?

No, I’m pretty sure that’s illegal.

How tough am I?
I farted in a room once and someone else got blamed for it.

Im so tough I take up 4 parking spots.

>2012
> Recycling my ideas

Are you kidding me…?

Would you like me to call you a WAAAAAAmbulance?

How tough am i? Sir ill have you know i stubbed my toe when i was watering my spice garden and i only cried for 20 minutes.

Watch out, we got badasses over here!

I’m so tough, I can stand to work in a facility filled with handicaps.

I am super tough! :3

Don’t believe me!?!

I’m trying to think…

You guys are such babies.

I think you’re looking for THIS hospital.

How tough am I?

I ran a marathon while wearing new shoes…

…without any legs.

How tough am I?

I watched the Thai Life Insurance commercial…

TWICE.

Then learn to dodge, bitch. One hit and you are dead.

How tough am I?
I once punched a guy and destroyed a solar system.

I’m so tough I got a Stout Shako for trading ONE Refined.

@Blue screen
I do that every day.

I used to use Action Replay in my Diamond Game, but for White, everything was pure work. You can say that I’ve learned my lesson.

I’m so tough, I’m almost as awesome as Jack Candle.
Yeah.

I watched the movie Hobgoblins.

Twice.

Am I the only person on this forum who never watched SpongeBob?

^this

I’m so tough, I downvoted Suiseiseki.

Wait, but I’m (attempting to) go down the hanako route.
Does this make me tough?

I’m so tough, I had my jimmies steel-coated to keep them from being rustled.

Brawler, get rid of that X in front of http://
Nevermind, you good.

I’m so tough I follow Luis’ instructions before he gives them.

I’m not tough.

I’ll go home now.

I’m sorry.

How tough am I?

Unhh

I’m so tough, this one time I actually came up with OC.

I’m so tough, I upvoted Thomas.

Just kidding.

I’m so tough that I beat my meat like it owes me money… which means really really hard