A somewhat spoiled child, though officially being declared an adult tonight, it comes to his attention that he does not know how he will be able to handle his life from now on. The rest of his village tried to scold his parents for their actions, but before they knew it he was already at this critical age.
Though it may not be much, this boy can at least know how to remember (if he didn’t I would be worried), and can now be called upon at any time with a Recall Command.
For instance, “Recall what his name was.” “His name is Collin Ashton, son of a wealthy merchant. His father is rarely ever in town for more than 1/8th of the year, and his mother spoils him.”
Though, his memory may be shaky sometimes, so a Random Number Generator may be used in more complicated situations.
Seeing that it is now late afternoon, he stands up and heads back to town…
~Head to home
~Head to the store, you still have some left over birthday money
>spend birthday money at local brothel as your own declaration of adult hood.
>Head home. You’re a good boy and shouldn’t keep your mother waiting.
Buy something with the leftover money, I’d like to see where this goes…
>Recall, and buy warmogs
Walk the dinosaur
Collin stands up and heads in the direction of the town.
“Going to a brothel to lose my virginity!?! How low can one stoop? Even if there was a brothel here… wait, why isn’t there. Stupid prostitution laws.”
“Maybe I should just take over the town! Yeah, that’s it!”
“Hold up, I don’t have any weapons or anything. And 15 gold isn’t going to buy me anything past a dagger, let alone a full suit of armor and a sword.”
Collin sighs “Might as well head for home. I bet there is going to be some presents hopefully. Better save my cash until I know what I have gotten.” So he heads for home.
A simple home. He isn’t allowed in the back yard today, but the rest of the house is fair game here.
Recall Note: “Warmogs Armor? Damn, isn’t that worth like… 3200 Gold? Dad gets about that much every year or so, but he spends it on other things to restock his store… Granted, it would be useful though.”
~Go to Room
~Go to Kitchen
~Go to Parrents Room
~Go to Back Yard (Against current rules, Evil Alignment x 5)
>Go to your room
Forgot to say: Stream is Over, thanks for watching!
>Other: Turn into a fire-breathing dragon
If you take out his face it would look very eerie.
>Go to kitchen
(I want to see you make some random sexy ass food).
>Go to the back yard
>Recall Dads money location
(Also will the alignment be like Fable where the it effects the characters appearance
with awesome demon horns
>Go to parents room
Collin goes to his room, finding it clean and the way he left it.
There is several things to check out here, and the realization that you can investigate things has been added to your list of universal actions.
Recall Note: “Dad keeps his wares locked inside the shack. As for his money probably hidden in the safe someplace. Dad is kind of a big guy, I wouldn’t want to mess with him… sigh why did I inherit Mom’s looks?”
~Move to Ajasent Room (Parents Room or Kitchen)
Aaaand Stream Is Over! Thanks for Watching!
>Read hidden stash of porn mags under the bed.
>check night stand
>Retrieve hidden stash
>40 gill obtained!!
Fortunately for me, two of those actually ring out as the same action.
Note: Collin has 4 Inventory Slots at the moment. Items like Traveling Bags can increase this capacity.
~Move (Kitchen or Parrents Room)
>Take pocket watch
>Take traveling cloak
>Put Chest in Inventory.
>Move Back yard
“Jack off to my porn in broad daylight? Who do you think I am?”
>Realize your true self.
>Accept being a massive pervert.
>Read hidden stash of user porn mags.
>Give details as well.
In case of moving to parents’ room:
>Try on your mom’s lingerie.
>Read dad’s “hidden” stash of porn mags.
>Masturbate furiously while crossdressing in your mom’s clothing.
>Tiny Devil poofs onto shoulder
>Tells him to listen to the rabbit on his head
>Devil watches Collin Masturbate
Use and Equip functions now active.
“Brain, Brain. Hello, yes, this is Collin. Realizing my true self is what the ‘enlightenment journey’ is supposed to be for. Not for jacking off to porn while wearing my mothers clothes while she is downstairs baking pies. Brain, Stahp.”
~Move (Kitchen or Parents Room)
>Go to alchemist
>Put in dads food
>Use pocket watch to check time
>Go downstairs to check on mom
Aaaaaaand Stream is Over. Thanks for Watching!
If Collin isn’t going to masturbate.
I’ll make my own adventure with blackjack, and hookers.
It is 5:45 PM and this cloak is nice and warm!
Note: With the cloak equipt all minor weather conditions such as Rain, Light Wind, or Snow effects are negated. However; Heat Effects are Doubled and Major Weather Effects remain unchanged.
Auto Recall “There isn’t an alchemist in this town. Well, one lives here but he travels around like Dad. The dude ain’t married so he only returns home about 3 times a year… not to mention I would be busted if I bought it from him…”
Collin walks downstairs. “Hey Mom! How is the pie coming along?” “Oh hey Collin, the pie is coming along fine. Should be ready by the time the guests start arriving. You going someplace? You seem all suited up.” “Nah, just trying it on. I am going to be wearing it a lot you know.”
~Move (Front Yard, Collins Room, Parents Room, Back Yard)
Extort Ask for money and if mum knows about jobs
>Wait 1 hour for pie
>Talk to your mother
>Ask her how her day went
>Ask what flavor pie she is making
>Tell her you love her
“So, how did your day go?”
“It went fine. How was your walk?”
“It was nice.”
“Ah, glad you had a chance to get away for awhile.”
“Hey, what type of pie are you makeing anyways?”
“Your favorite Apple Flavored~”
“It should be ready in about 30 minutes.”
“Well now, there are a few ways to run a job. One is to go adventuring like your sister, find loot, and then sell it once you reach a town. Though like your sister, you might end up so far you will never get to visit me.”
“And the other way is what Dad does, right?”
“Exactly. Buying things from adventures and re-selling them for a higher price than what you bought it for. Then the last way…”
“Pick up an actual profession by becoming an apprentice?”
“Exactly! So when you are sent on your trip, keep those in mind~!”
“Love you too!”
~Move (Front Yard, Collins Room, Parents Room, Back Yard)
And stream is over, Thanks For Watching!
>Investigate your mothers figure
>Move out the house already
>Become the blacksmiths apprentice
>Investigate; Find power box; turn main power on; bring back the colour.
>Talk to the Hand
>“Investigate” the pie. Make it a good looooooooong investigation of many samples.
>Take mothers clothes.
>Equipt mothers clothes.
>Use force if you need to.
>Recall your dream of becomeing a Lumberjack.
>Move like a Jagger.
Or alternatively, move to your sisters old room if it hasn’t been completly boarded up yet.