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CYOA: ESCAPE FROM CITY 17

Last posted Jun 06, 2012 at 01:29AM EDT. Added May 01, 2012 at 12:45AM EDT
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ESCAPE CITY 17: THE BEGINNING!!!

You stand in your cold, dirty, empty apartment. What does your nametag say?

May 01, 2012 at 12:45AM EDT
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>I.P. Freely

Darn it, I took too long to come up with something half-funny

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May 01, 2012 at 12:48AM EDT
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Notsocool the Dewott wrote:

John Freeman
Garry

Full name Garry S. Maude.

May 01, 2012 at 12:48AM EDT
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Patrick wrote:

Full name Garry S. Maude.

That’s your name! Your parent’s gave it to you too which makes it better!
What should you do today?

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May 01, 2012 at 12:53AM EDT
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>Do a backflip

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May 01, 2012 at 12:53AM EDT

>Inspect apartment

May 01, 2012 at 12:54AM EDT

Wsxdas, The Last Kramabender wrote:

>Do a backflip

OW FUCK!!!!

FUCK YOU WSXDASBONES!!!!!1

May 01, 2012 at 01:05AM EDT
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>Get back up, dust self off. Inspect apartment.

May 01, 2012 at 01:06AM EDT

American Tanker, Hell on Tracks wrote:

>Get back up, dust self off. Inspect apartment.

Well there’s a painting of a greyish blob… but besides that, nothing else in your living room.

May 01, 2012 at 01:10AM EDT
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> fap. Then use what’s left to make the blob grey and white. It’s fun to finger paint.

May 01, 2012 at 01:14AM EDT
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Dac wrote:

> fap. Then use what’s left to make the blob grey and white. It’s fun to finger paint.

“what’s left”?
Where did most of it go…?

May 01, 2012 at 01:16AM EDT
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You can go out of your apartment since being STUCK in your HOME could get fucking retarded.

May 01, 2012 at 01:25AM EDT
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>Make sure there aren’t other rooms before departing.

>If there are other rooms, inspect them before departing.

May 01, 2012 at 01:53AM EDT

I am going to need time to make a shitload of sprites so I can continue Garry’s journey without drawing backgrounds on the spot. So give me about a day and I’ll be back Wednesday. :3

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May 01, 2012 at 02:23AM EDT
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Omomon wrote:

I am going to need time to make a shitload of sprites so I can continue Garry’s journey without drawing backgrounds on the spot. So give me about a day and I’ll be back Wednesday. :3

It’s ok. We can wait.

May 01, 2012 at 02:26AM EDT
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American Tanker, Hell on Tracks wrote:

>Make sure there aren’t other rooms before departing.

>If there are other rooms, inspect them before departing.

You check the living room again to see if you have forgotten anything. No you did not.

You check your bathroom to see if you need anything here. Again, nothing of interest.

You check your bedroom for anything.

Your wallet is filled with Euro’s since you haven’t really bought anything in a while.

You collected your wallet in case you plan on buying anything.

Oh yeah… that.
Sigh, it was a better time. Back when you were with her. When the world seemed scary and dark as the combine took over, your love for each other was the only hope you had for the well-being of mankind. It was indeed a better time.

You check the kitchen for anything you could possibly use on your day out. That pie over there seems like it would be fun to share with people as pie’s are rare as fuck in today’s society.

Now you’re ready to go out!

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May 01, 2012 at 08:17PM EDT
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>Eat pie, shit on floor, wipe ass with wallet.

May 01, 2012 at 08:21PM EDT

Wsxdas, The Last Kramabender wrote:

>Eat pie, shit on floor, wipe ass with wallet.

Oh no! You are not going to listen to WSXAwhateverhisnameis after that backflip idea of his!
Also, you find the idea completely disgusting.

May 01, 2012 at 08:25PM EDT
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>Leave apartment.

May 01, 2012 at 08:30PM EDT

>Take your pants off and keep ’em off through the adventure.

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May 01, 2012 at 08:45PM EDT

American Tanker, Hell on Tracks wrote:

>Leave apartment.

Alright, time to go out and explore the city!

You step into the dirty hallway, the ambiance of the city makes the situation quite calming.

“YOU CITIZEN!”

Oh for God’s sake!

A Combine MetroCop confronts you.

“Where are you going?” He says.

“Out for a walk is all.” You nervously reply.

What should you do?

May 01, 2012 at 08:48PM EDT
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>Engage in a pleasant conversation with the MetroCop.

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May 01, 2012 at 08:55PM EDT
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>Take off your pants.

May 01, 2012 at 09:03PM EDT

>open door
>get on floor
>do another backflip

May 01, 2012 at 09:18PM EDT

>Tell the MetroCop that he is being followed.
>Tell MC to follow you if he wants to live.
>Whisper about how the others are all corrupt and you two are the only ones left.
>Convince him to obey you.
>Continue out of building.

May 01, 2012 at 09:27PM EDT
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>Pick up the can.
>Drop your pants.

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May 01, 2012 at 09:29PM EDT

>Tell him to

May 01, 2012 at 09:41PM EDT

>Tickle him.
>Knee him in the butt hole.
>Run like a bitch.

May 01, 2012 at 09:51PM EDT
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Muffins wrote:

>Engage in a pleasant conversation with the MetroCop.

“So, um, how’s oppressing everyone going?”

“Uh…”

“You smell like death.”

Well holy fuck that was frightening.

What should You do now?

May 01, 2012 at 09:59PM EDT
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Could have asked him if he wanted some pie, since we have one…

Ah well. Too late now. >Investigate hallway.

(Note: This is specifically just the hallway I’m talking about. No opening doors that aren’t mine or anything.)

May 01, 2012 at 10:01PM EDT

>Make rude faces at him as he walks away

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May 01, 2012 at 10:01PM EDT
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