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Rules of the Internet

Last posted Jun 01, 2012 at 01:50AM EDT. Added May 06, 2012 at 09:50PM EDT
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Rule 48: Claiming that something is a meme will never make it a meme.

May 08, 2012 at 12:51PM EDT
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This is what you guys have so far:
Rule 1: The internet makes you stupid.
Rule 2: If it’s funny, it came from 4chan or Something Awful.
Rule 3. This is NOT a place for jimmies. We are not responsible for jimmie rustling. Any and all rustling you and your jimmies experience is at your own risk.
Rule 4. The internet is SRS BZNS
Rule 4.9: Rule 8 was posted by BSoD.
Rule 6: There is no Rule 5.
Rule 7: MLP: FIM is for grown men.
Rule 8: There is nothing that won’t be used for fap material.
Rule 9: Tits or GTFO
Rule 10: If you think something is madness, don’t be fooled, it is merely Sparta.
Rule 13: 9-11 are stupid oh fuck.
Rule 14: No crashing into buildings with airplanes.
Rule 15: There is not catastrophe so serious that we won’t joke about it
Rule 16: Ponies gonna pwn. Haters gonna die.
Rule 17: We all get ninja’d, no exceptions.
Rule 18: liking/hating a certain show without giving valid reasons will get you downvoted. And will start a war wherever the unjustified opinion was posted.
Rule 18.9: 9gag is the scum of the internet.
Rule 19: You will be shipped, maybe not now, but you will be eventually.
Rule 20: Numbering in order is for faggots.
Rule 9001: The minimum power level a scouter can measure is potato.
Rule 21: Getting things right means you’re a try-hard. Failing means you’re a newfag.
Rule 22: You must misspell in order to fit in.
Rule 23: OP shall forever and always be a faggot.
Rule 24: Always do some Science
Rule 25: This rule is funnier than 24.
Rule 26: Butthurt is in an equation with negativity, no exceptions.
Rule 27: We can dance if we want to, we can leave your friends behind.
Rule 28: No one gives a fuck.
Rule 29: In the event that someone gives a fuck, fling mindless insults at his mother.
Rule 30: “lol” is not an acceptable comment on its own.
Rule 31: Hating Call of Duty is super cool guise.
Rule 32: Smiley faces are unacceptable on the forum.
Rule 33: Cats rule the internet.
No exceptions.
Rule 34: You know what Rule 34 is….

Don’t you Squidward?
Rule 35: Conflict=Entertainment.
Rule 36: You can be anything. No exceptions.
Rule 37: If it is cute, it WILL get you karma.
Rule 39: Ignore rule 38
Rule 40 has been abolished lol.
Rule potato: anyone can make a meme just by submitting it HERE along with pics of tits.
Rule 42: Pr0n is good.
Rule ???: Profit.
Rule 44: everything can be fapped to.
Rule 45: Everything WILL be fapped to.
Rule 46: If there is no porn of it, it will be made.
Rule 46: You must always bitch on gaming forums.
Rule 47: If you have nothing else better to do, fap.
Rule 48: Claiming that something is a meme will never make it a meme.
Rule π: 3.14
Rule 49:The harder you force a meme, The less likely it will become a meme

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May 08, 2012 at 01:25PM EDT
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Yes.. the less likely it will become an m.

Yes.. the less likely it will become an m.Which m? A µ?

Yes.. the less likely it will become an m.Which m? A µ?(Typo teasing)

Yes.. the less likely it will become an m.Which m? A µ?(Typo teasing)^Holy crap, what’s happened to my post, why is it repeating?

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Rule 50: Must like Japan.

Rule 51: If you don’t expect to be hated everywhere you go.

May 08, 2012 at 02:17PM EDT

Rule 52:On KYM, Your Judge by your attitude, Not by your opinions.
Rule 53:Hating something is Fine, Ranting about it all the time is not.
Rule 54:Liking something is Fine, Spaming it everywhere is not.

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May 08, 2012 at 02:30PM EDT
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Rule 55: Poland cannot into Space.

May 08, 2012 at 02:39PM EDT
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Rule 56: Must like Ponies.

Rule 57: If you don’t expect to be hated most everywhere you go.

May 08, 2012 at 02:42PM EDT

American Tanker, Hell on Tracks wrote:

Rule 56: Must like Ponies.

Rule 57: If you don’t expect to be hated most everywhere you go.

Why can’t you realize why people would dislike you? It implies that you are ignorant.

May 08, 2012 at 03:36PM EDT
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Rule 63:

There will always be gender-swapped versions of popular media characters.

  • R34 addendum to R63: There will also be pr0n of said gender-swapped character.

NO EXCEPTIONS

May 08, 2012 at 03:55PM EDT
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Rule 65: Don’t ever say swag.

Dammit I said swag.

Dammit i said it again!

May 08, 2012 at 04:45PM EDT
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rule 68: preorder Diablo 3 RIGHT THE FUCK NOW
rule 68.5: if you ever have free time, even just 5 minutes, play Diablo 3

May 08, 2012 at 05:44PM EDT
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Rule 74: Newfags can’t triforce.

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May 08, 2012 at 06:58PM EDT
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Rule 79: There are no girls on the internet

Rule 80: Pics or didn’t happen

May 08, 2012 at 10:18PM EDT
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Rule 82: All Girls are men and all Childeren are undercover FBI

May 09, 2012 at 11:56AM EDT
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Rule 83: Open the door.
Rule 84: Get on the floor.
Rule 85: Everybody walk the dinosaur.

May 09, 2012 at 02:03PM EDT
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Rule 86:
Derp is always an acceptable answer to a question.

May 09, 2012 at 02:12PM EDT
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Rule 88: There are no rules! Disregard everyone else and do whatever the hell you like!

(Unless FBI knocking on ur dorr cuz they know ur fap list, then you broke a rule)

May 09, 2012 at 04:25PM EDT
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91) If Dr. Bright makes an experiment proposal which includes the phrase ‘Metric Fuck Load’ is straight out denied.

May 10, 2012 at 12:37AM EDT
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Rule 92: The more Mass Effect references you can cram into one post, the better.

Rule 93: The more Crimson Skies references you can cram into one post, the better.

Rule 94: The more off road racing references you can cram into one post, the better.

May 10, 2012 at 12:54AM EDT

Rule 97: Everyone is against you.
Rule 98: Online friends are real friends.
Rule 99: Almost to 100!!!!
Rule 100: is a lie.

May 10, 2012 at 01:15PM EDT
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Rule 101: No one ever enters, no one ever leaves.

May 10, 2012 at 01:32PM EDT

Rule 103:
Never gonna give you up
Never gonna let you down
Never gonna run around and desert you
Never gonna make you cry
Never gonna say goodbye
Never gonna tell a lie and hurt you

May 12, 2012 at 08:35PM EDT
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Rule 104:
There will be cake

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May 12, 2012 at 08:55PM EDT
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Rule 105: Advice Animals are so, like, funny.
Rule 106: Advice Animals are not funny. Stop it.

May 12, 2012 at 09:01PM EDT
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Rule 108:Any Fireman on the internet are police man
Rule 109:The Rule above me offends me
Rule 110:Im offended and i find this rule fireman

Last edited May 14, 2012 at 12:31PM EDT
May 14, 2012 at 12:29PM EDT
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