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Rule 48: Claiming that something is a meme will never make it a meme.

Rule π: 3.14

Rule 49:The harder you force a meme, The less likely it will become a meme.

This is what you guys have so far:
Rule 1: The internet makes you stupid.
Rule 2: If it’s funny, it came from 4chan or Something Awful.
Rule 3. This is NOT a place for jimmies. We are not responsible for jimmie rustling. Any and all rustling you and your jimmies experience is at your own risk.
Rule 4. The internet is SRS BZNS
Rule 4.9: Rule 8 was posted by BSoD.
Rule 6: There is no Rule 5.
Rule 7: MLP: FIM is for grown men.
Rule 8: There is nothing that won’t be used for fap material.
Rule 9: Tits or GTFO
Rule 10: If you think something is madness, don’t be fooled, it is merely Sparta.
Rule 13: 9-11 are stupid oh fuck.
Rule 14: No crashing into buildings with airplanes.
Rule 15: There is not catastrophe so serious that we won’t joke about it
Rule 16: Ponies gonna pwn. Haters gonna die.
Rule 17: We all get ninja’d, no exceptions.
Rule 18: liking/hating a certain show without giving valid reasons will get you downvoted. And will start a war wherever the unjustified opinion was posted.
Rule 18.9: 9gag is the scum of the internet.
Rule 19: You will be shipped, maybe not now, but you will be eventually.
Rule 20: Numbering in order is for faggots.
Rule 9001: The minimum power level a scouter can measure is potato.
Rule 21: Getting things right means you’re a try-hard. Failing means you’re a newfag.
Rule 22: You must misspell in order to fit in.
Rule 23: OP shall forever and always be a faggot.
Rule 24: Always do some Science
Rule 25: This rule is funnier than 24.
Rule 26: Butthurt is in an equation with negativity, no exceptions.
Rule 27: We can dance if we want to, we can leave your friends behind.
Rule 28: No one gives a fuck.
Rule 29: In the event that someone gives a fuck, fling mindless insults at his mother.
Rule 30: “lol” is not an acceptable comment on its own.
Rule 31: Hating Call of Duty is super cool guise.
Rule 32: Smiley faces are unacceptable on the forum.
Rule 33: Cats rule the internet.
No exceptions.
Rule 34: You know what Rule 34 is….

Don’t you Squidward?
Rule 35: Conflict=Entertainment.
Rule 36: You can be anything. No exceptions.
Rule 37: If it is cute, it WILL get you karma.
Rule 39: Ignore rule 38
Rule 40 has been abolished lol.
Rule potato: anyone can make a meme just by submitting it HERE along with pics of tits.
Rule 42: Pr0n is good.
Rule ???: Profit.
Rule 44: everything can be fapped to.
Rule 45: Everything WILL be fapped to.
Rule 46: If there is no porn of it, it will be made.
Rule 46: You must always bitch on gaming forums.
Rule 47: If you have nothing else better to do, fap.
Rule 48: Claiming that something is a meme will never make it a meme.
Rule π: 3.14
Rule 49:The harder you force a meme, The less likely it will become a meme

Yes.. the less likely it will become an m.

Yes.. the less likely it will become an m.Which m? A µ?

Yes.. the less likely it will become an m.Which m? A µ?^{(Typo teasing)}

Yes.. the less likely it will become an m.Which m? A µ?^{(Typo teasing)}^Holy crap, what’s happened to my post, why is it repeating?

Rule 52:On KYM, Your Judge by your attitude, Not by your opinions.
Rule 53:Hating something is Fine, Ranting about it all the time is not.
Rule 54:Liking something is Fine, Spaming it everywhere is not.

Rule 55: Poland cannot into Space.

Desu is the worst thing ever the funniest shit ever.

Desu desu desu.

Desu.

rule 58:Do not question MetaMango.

ever.

Rule 59: Nice guys place last.

No exceptions.

Rule 60: Everybody is gay for the Ridiculously Photogenic Guy.

No exceptions.

Rule 61: All douchebags will go to hufflepuff.
no exceptions

Why can’t you realize why people would dislike you? It implies that you are ignorant.

Rule 62: All the good rules are already taken.

Rule 63:

There will always be gender-swapped versions of popular media characters.

• R34 addendum to R63: There will also be pr0n of said gender-swapped character.

NO EXCEPTIONS

Rule 64:

Rule 65: Don’t ever say swag.

Dammit I said swag.

Dammit i said it again!

Rule 66: Satan isn’t confined to a magic pick of awesome. Satan is inside all of us.

Rule 67: Plus three = an awkward 69.

rule 68: preorder Diablo 3 RIGHT THE FUCK NOW
rule 68.5: if you ever have free time, even just 5 minutes, play Diablo 3

Rule 69: Sex joke.

Rule 70: You’re getting old.

Rule 71: This thread is young.

Rule 72: Karma is everything and nothing at the same time

Rule 73: You can never have enough Dakka.

Rule 74: Newfags can’t triforce.

Rule 75: You’re a newfag if you think you’re an oldfag.

Rule 76: You’re a newfag if you think you’re a newfag.

Rule 77: middlefags are cool.

Rule 78: The narwhal bacons at midnight.

Rule 79: There are no girls on the internet

Rule 80: Pics or didn’t happen

Rule 81: There are some girls on the internet.

Rule 82: All Girls are men and all Childeren are undercover FBI

Rule 83: Open the door.
Rule 84: Get on the floor.
Rule 85: Everybody walk the dinosaur.

Rule 86:
Derp is always an acceptable answer to a question.

Rule 87: If it happened, and the origin is unknown, it was fhqwhgads or Aliens.

Rule 88: There are no rules! Disregard everyone else and do whatever the hell you like!

(Unless FBI knocking on ur dorr cuz they know ur fap list, then you broke a rule)

Rule 89: Disregard rule 88. There will always be rules.

Rule 90: Captcha is an ancient deity to be obeyed unquestioningly. Hail Inglip!

91) If Dr. Bright makes an experiment proposal which includes the phrase ‘Metric Fuck Load’ is straight out denied.

Rule 95: Rule 100 is a lie.

Rule 96: Rule 95 is a lie Too.

Rule 97: Everyone is against you.
Rule 98: Online friends are real friends.
Rule 99: Almost to 100!!!!
Rule 100: is a lie.

Rule 102: bait and switch is fun

Rule 103:
Never gonna give you up
Never gonna let you down
Never gonna run around and desert you
Never gonna make you cry
Never gonna say goodbye
Never gonna tell a lie and hurt you

Rule 104:
There will be cake

Rule 105: Advice Animals are so, like, funny.
Rule 106: Advice Animals are not funny. Stop it.

Rule 107: Every thing you hear on the internet is true.