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I had a conversation with a friend recently, about how we would end the world.
He said he would release a virus, and I said I would Sambo kick everybody in the face until I was the only person left.

How would YOU end the world?

I would spread the funniest joke in the world through Twitter, even if that meant to die in the process.

Isn’t the world meant to end on a Friday (hint,hint)

How I would end the world

Like this.

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“Release a virus”? That’s sound boring and efficient, was he being serious?

I’m joking.

What I’d do is split myself, if you know what I mean.

I would dissociate the quantum structure of the universe. It would create a glorious end to spacetime.

Not sure of the means. But I think it would involve a certain amount of time, like a day or two. Some period of time that allows most people to do or try whatever for a couple of days.

I don’t trust humanity worth a crap, to be honest. I’m pretty sure that there would be enough selfishness, greed, and destruction to convince any one that the human race didn’t need to continue.

But I would hope that everyone goes to visit the friends and family they love most and enjoy their time with them without all of the things that get in the way of that.
 
In either case, we’d be so disgusted with the current state of a panic-driven world or the previous state of the one where what matters most comes secondary, that we’d willingly give up life as we know it. Win-win.
 
 
And then candy-colored ponies take over and the glorious reign of Twilight Sparkle begins…

Well, ruling out the ice caps melting, meteors crashing into us, the ozone layer leaving, and the sun exploding, we are definitely going to blow ourselves up.

With my mintyness, I would start another Ice Age!

Trigger a nuclear holocaust, using the following steps:

1. Take control of every nuclear missile in the world, launch simultaneously in strategic locations.
2. Hijack worldwide radio airwaves, play “I Don’t Want to Set the World on Fire” by the Inkspots (the song from the beginning of Fallout). Do the same thing on TV, with a loop of the final scene from Dr. Strangelove.
3. ???
4. Profit

I call it the Russian Fedora Maneuver.

I’ll begin stockpiling bottlecaps.

I would develop a small electronic tablet that would take a picture of the 2 nearest people and make a ship of them. I would then deliver millions of these by parachute drop across every country.

People see ships, think they are legit pictures, get mad/jealous with those involved. Mass hysteria ensues, causing gigantic riots. The governments try to put them down, only adding fuel to the fire, and it continues to accelerate until I have accidentally the everything.

EDIT: And all because a little fly went “achoo”

By sneezing on it.

Orbital Friendship Nuke.

Ends the world as we know it, letting ponies rise up from the ashes.

Because fuck logic.

“One day I’m going to drop a bomb on this city. A contraceptive bomb.”
- Spider Jerusalem

Scream on national television “The Game!”

I would catapult myself at a speed so amazing I would split the world into chunks with a punch.

Also, Nats made me lose… I didn’t expect that. (Is it alright if I call you Nats? Feel free to object if you feel you should)

>he would release a virus.

Terrible idea. You’ll never get Madagascar.

Genetically engineering tyranids.
(I could genetically engineer orks too I guess).
Well I can make a machine Apocalypse too…or create the Borg. Man, there is so many options!

We could always expose the true color of Ric’s hair.

I would rather do Science than Destroy the World

‼SCIENCE‼ is way cooler than Science.

Just sit back and watch it burn….

Who Just Karma-Raped OP?

@Pyro

I would release cthulu from his prison in the other world and lead humanity to 1000 years of madness.

Or drop a nuke. Either way, I win.

I would simply clone Captain Falcon, then make the two Captain Falcons falcon punch each other at the same time.

I would drill to the center of the earth then use a black hole gun on it. The resulting black hole would cause the earth to implode.

By suddenly reappearing out of nowhere

You are all fucked.

Don’t forget Nickelback.

The rockingest rockers of all rock bands. Jus’ look at dem ripped blue jeans. That’s hardcore, brah.

Guys, I just had the best idea.
Wait for a few million to billion years.

I changed my mind:

I’ll end the world with this.

Along with Pinkie Responsibility Party Collateral Damage Best Friend Pie.

Wait….I thought it was in a few months. Whoops.

You forgot the part where you start a doomed mass exodus that ends up with the bulk of Russia’s population floating out in space.

Burn my toast

Aww, hell naw, Verbose.

I myself would try for a neuro-toxin that would cause permanent paralysis to any living creature, and release it into the atmosphere.

The only thing left for life on earth to do then is starve, suffocate, and rot.

If I ended the world…
Hmm.

Skeletor Prime.

I’d let Thomas Nair run it.

It kiiiiiiinda was.