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>That I'm a tool at the party
……..
Dammit
>But seriously, I better have run outside with my goddamn suit up.
>I don't need everyone staring at me

>Starts dancing like a shanghai stripper.
>Anyone up to a dance off?

>Avenge Lasers by Fapping

>Thinks we should hire a better spy-checker
>Realizes something
>Naaaah
>Accepts Cheese Stick's dance off

Damn, took the fucking murderer long enough.

Shit, I can't believe I wasn't the first to go. Dumbasses.

>Panics
>Realizes that everything's going to be okay
>Goes to grab the nearest shotgun to protect myself
>Asks the police what they found out
>Comes back and sits down to watch Cheese Stick dance

>Joins Saporian and Cheese Stick's Dance off
>Starts pulling off some sweet moves.
>Actually dances like this:

>Stop Fapping
>Shout "Cheese Stick is a Woman!"
>Go to the kitchen
>Make some Bacon

>Run around
>Panicing, so I won't stop going all W+M1
>Realise what the hell I'm doing
>Run to kitchen
>Grab beer
>Watch dance party
>Fall asleep
>Wake up
>Find the members of the Shipping thread drew dicks all over my suit and mask
>Rage-induced Powerjack rampage
>Pass out from alcohol on floor
>Shiping thread members draw more dicks on me

I think it'd be wiser to dispose of Pyro.

He poses a larger threat than the murderer.

inb4

>gets up and goes over to the boombox that plays music
>puts on this song

>Starts to join the dance and rock out too

>Suddenly, Captain Falcon, out of nowhere
>sees dead bodies
>leaves

>Corpse sees dance off
>They suck
>I shiggy diggy
>Come back as a zombie
>"BITCHES, PLEASE!"

>Proceed to die after schooling the shit out of everybody else

>Rotting corpses
>Insanitary
>Proceed to dispose of the bodies by torching

>Realises the men should be dancing for me…
>Gives Pan 25$
>Dance monkey, DANCE!

>No killings in a few hours
>Thinks the killer gave up and left
>partys hard

Muder time again. Remember guys, I have a life and I want to build the thread a little, so I dont just shoot out murders every five minutes.
>Ok
>ok
>Ok
>Fast forward a week
>So all dem bichezz be dancin
>None of them realize every other human has been wiped off the face of the Earth
>The haven't eaten in days
>SwaGIR goes out to Wawa to get some subs
>Realizes theres no one left
>Runs back to Zach's place
>They all agree they should go near food
>They stay at Zach's, which is a 2 minute walk from McDonalds, and a 6 minute walk to Shop Rite
>All the victims idiots guys(and girl) camp out at Shop Rite
>Cheese Stick goes to get some meat
>Heads toward the Freezer
>Calls out:
>"FOUND A BIG PIECE"
>Everyone goes to help her out
>Pyro keeps his distance
>Everyone helps to drag out a cow, the size of Zach's weiner a horse
>Hear a loud slam
>Look at freezer window
>See Pyro dying a slow, painful death
>One can faintly hear Taps, playing over the intercom
>SwaGIR couldn't have had better timing to get it working
>5 Down. 8 Left

Player List
Zacharias
Admiral Serious
Skitch
Pan
Zarathh
Karzkae
Cheese Stick
Saporian
Pyro
Explosive Lasers
Lopunny
SwaGIR
Alejandro

>Pyro's dead now
>mfw:

>Keeps shotgun cocked under my shoulder the entire time
>Realizes that stuff is about to go down soon

SHIT I WAS LATE.
Oh well, add me to the list, dude.
I need something to do.

>Takes out M4 Beowulf
>Looks outside for any hookers to pick off

@Lone K
Sorry, if it were an hour or two late, like Seal Clubba I could give you a cameo or something, but as of now there are only 8 people left in the world. After this either me or Alejandro are planning on making another. You can join that.

You guys need to investigate as to who the murderer could be.

Assuming you didn't scramble your brains with partying, try to remember what exactly happened…

>asks the other guys if they have seen anything weird lately
>preferably about anyone acting suspicious

>I guess we're the last people on earth…
>Why am I the only girl?
>Oh well, more for me
>megusta.png
>Unless, HEY! Are you guys gay?

>No, we're not gay
>watches corpses burn in beautiful flames

>Inspecting Pyro's corpse
>"Who could be strong enough to push him in AND close the freezer?"

>*Pizza spy standing by*

Sorry, I'd post more murders, but I have to read either Frankenstein or Jekyll and Hyde by tomorrow, and it's already 11:45 where I am.

It's fine Zach. Oh, I love your avatar by the way.

>Poke at Pyro's corpse
>"We should rename him now"
>trollface.jpg

>His name shall now be Bob
>Proposes to you all that we should all stay in a group from now on, so we'll be less easy to pick off.

Question: What do we do if we think we know who the murderer is?

Guys, if you want to solve the murder, look back in the thread.

Now, think of all the possible suspects mentioned in the earlier updates. Think deeply. Now, think of who has died.

It's narrowed down IMMENSELY.

>I think someone could have knocked him out before putting him in the freezer
>Looks at Pan

Lasers silly, you're dead. Of course you know the murderer. Now stop ruining it. It's funner when you don't know. And as it's stated, no one really was paying attention to who was where at what times. They all thought everyone was at the same place. Alejandro's performance was very entertaining, someone could have sneaked upstairs then, and no one knew who was in the bedroom while Zach was watching the incineration. Everyone was asleep when the other murder happened, and Pyro may not have been murdered. He could have tripped, or went in to get more food, and the door could have shut itself. And also, if you think you know the murderer, keep it to yourself. I'll post more tomorrow. Don't think to much, that ruins everything.

I'm just pointing out that in your first post, you dropped a massive hint to who the suspects were.

Half of which are now dead.

>Continue cooking Bacon

Not to be a huge asswat or nothin, but could I get some awful cameo role for like…twelve posts or something.
I wanna do me some roleplay thing guize

>Gives eightball a nice dance…
>ifyouknowwhatimean.png

>Tell Cheese Stick to to the shipping thread

>tell Pan the shipping thread is dead now until Gamzee comes back.

>Told him that Slendy is back

>ISN'T IT EXCITING!!!!!!??!!!!

>Ignore Cheese Stick
>Start Hanging out with other users

Ok guize, I'm back. One for tonight unless the murderer PMs me
>So they decide to cook the meat
>Steaks for erre1
>Except Pan
>He gets to eat the eyes/feet/testicles
> I'm so jealous Well some one had to
>So now it's bedtime
>Leave the fire going
>No power left, so they need something for warmth
>All asleep
>Wake up
>Smell something wonderful
>Resident woman (Cheese Stick) making them bacon
>Turns out she itsn't
>Its SwaGIR
>He was roasted
>6 Down. 7 Left.

Player List
Zacharias
Admiral Serious
Skitch
Pan
Zarathh
Karzkae
Cheese Stick
Saporian
Pyro
Explosive Lasers
Lopunny
SwaGIR
Alejandro

>Feels left out
>Ignore that feeling
>Cook the best bacon In KYM
>Eat The Bacon
>Everyone Became Jelly

>Questions why were still hanging out together
>Remembers that they're the last people on earth
>Diablo 3 Servers must be empty
>We must find a library or a Best Buy

>Still thinks we should be together so the murderer can't pick us off one by one
>Who cares?
>Goes to play Diablo 3 with Saporian

>Play Diablo III with Saporian and Zarathh while Cooking Bacon