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Zach's Murder Thread

Last posted May 23, 2012 at 08:54PM EDT. Added May 15, 2012 at 07:28PM EDT
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>That I’m a tool at the party
>But seriously, I better have run outside with my goddamn suit up.
>I don’t need everyone staring at me

May 16, 2012 at 07:07PM EDT

>Starts dancing like a shanghai stripper.
>Anyone up to a dance off?

May 16, 2012 at 07:13PM EDT

>Thinks we should hire a better spy-checker
>Realizes something
>Accepts Cheese Stick’s dance off

May 16, 2012 at 07:33PM EDT

>Realizes that everything’s going to be okay
>Goes to grab the nearest shotgun to protect myself
>Asks the police what they found out
>Comes back and sits down to watch Cheese Stick dance

May 16, 2012 at 07:38PM EDT

>Stop Fapping
>Shout “Cheese Stick is a Woman!”
>Go to the kitchen
>Make some Bacon

Last edited May 16, 2012 at 07:43PM EDT
May 16, 2012 at 07:42PM EDT

>Run around
>Panicing, so I won’t stop going all W+M1
>Realise what the hell I’m doing
>Run to kitchen
>Grab beer
>Watch dance party
>Fall asleep
>Wake up
>Find the members of the Shipping thread drew dicks all over my suit and mask
>Rage-induced Powerjack rampage
>Pass out from alcohol on floor
>Shiping thread members draw more dicks on me

Last edited May 16, 2012 at 07:49PM EDT
May 16, 2012 at 07:47PM EDT


May 16, 2012 at 07:55PM EDT

>gets up and goes over to the boombox that plays music
>puts on this song

>Starts to join the dance and rock out too

May 16, 2012 at 07:59PM EDT

>Rotting corpses
>Proceed to dispose of the bodies by torching

May 16, 2012 at 08:07PM EDT

>Realises the men should be dancing for me…
>Gives Pan 25$
>Dance monkey, DANCE!

May 16, 2012 at 08:22PM EDT

Muder time again. Remember guys, I have a life and I want to build the thread a little, so I dont just shoot out murders every five minutes.
>Fast forward a week
>So all dem bichezz be dancin
>None of them realize every other human has been wiped off the face of the Earth
>The haven’t eaten in days
>SwaGIR goes out to Wawa to get some subs
>Realizes theres no one left
>Runs back to Zach’s place
>They all agree they should go near food
>They stay at Zach’s, which is a 2 minute walk from McDonalds, and a 6 minute walk to Shop Rite
>All the victims idiots guys(and girl) camp out at Shop Rite
>Cheese Stick goes to get some meat
>Heads toward the Freezer
>Calls out:
>Everyone goes to help her out
>Pyro keeps his distance
>Everyone helps to drag out a cow, the size of Zach’s weiner a horse
>Hear a loud slam
>Look at freezer window
>See Pyro dying a slow, painful death
>One can faintly hear Taps, playing over the intercom
>SwaGIR couldn’t have had better timing to get it working
>5 Down. 8 Left

Player List
Admiral Serious
Cheese Stick
Explosive Lasers

May 16, 2012 at 10:34PM EDT

>Pyro’s dead now

>Keeps shotgun cocked under my shoulder the entire time
>Realizes that stuff is about to go down soon

May 16, 2012 at 10:39PM EDT

@Lone K
Sorry, if it were an hour or two late, like Seal Clubba I could give you a cameo or something, but as of now there are only 8 people left in the world. After this either me or Alejandro are planning on making another. You can join that.

May 16, 2012 at 10:42PM EDT

>asks the other guys if they have seen anything weird lately
>preferably about anyone acting suspicious

May 16, 2012 at 10:48PM EDT

>I guess we’re the last people on earth…
>Why am I the only girl?
>Oh well, more for me
>Unless, HEY! Are you guys gay?

May 16, 2012 at 10:54PM EDT

>No, we’re not gay
>watches corpses burn in beautiful flames

May 16, 2012 at 10:58PM EDT

>Pizza spy standing by

May 16, 2012 at 11:31PM EDT

Sorry, I’d post more murders, but I have to read either Frankenstein or Jekyll and Hyde by tomorrow, and it’s already 11:45 where I am.

May 16, 2012 at 11:46PM EDT

It’s fine Zach. Oh, I love your avatar by the way.

May 16, 2012 at 11:48PM EDT

>Poke at Pyro’s corpse
>“We should rename him now”

May 17, 2012 at 12:03AM EDT

>His name shall now be Bob
>Proposes to you all that we should all stay in a group from now on, so we’ll be less easy to pick off.

May 17, 2012 at 12:04AM EDT

Question: What do we do if we think we know who the murderer is?

May 17, 2012 at 12:10AM EDT

Guys, if you want to solve the murder, look back in the thread.

Now, think of all the possible suspects mentioned in the earlier updates. Think deeply. Now, think of who has died.

It’s narrowed down IMMENSELY.

May 17, 2012 at 12:19AM EDT

>I think someone could have knocked him out before putting him in the freezer
>Looks at Pan

May 17, 2012 at 12:26AM EDT

Lasers silly, you’re dead. Of course you know the murderer. Now stop ruining it. It’s funner when you don’t know. And as it’s stated, no one really was paying attention to who was where at what times. They all thought everyone was at the same place. Alejandro’s performance was very entertaining, someone could have sneaked upstairs then, and no one knew who was in the bedroom while Zach was watching the incineration. Everyone was asleep when the other murder happened, and Pyro may not have been murdered. He could have tripped, or went in to get more food, and the door could have shut itself. And also, if you think you know the murderer, keep it to yourself. I’ll post more tomorrow. Don’t think to much, that ruins everything.

May 17, 2012 at 12:41AM EDT

Not to be a huge asswat or nothin, but could I get some awful cameo role for like…twelve posts or something.
I wanna do me some roleplay thing guize

May 17, 2012 at 08:11AM EDT

>tell Pan the shipping thread is dead now until Gamzee comes back.

May 17, 2012 at 10:15AM EDT

>Ignore Cheese Stick
>Start Hanging out with other users

May 17, 2012 at 06:49PM EDT

Ok guize, I’m back. One for tonight unless the murderer PMs me
>So they decide to cook the meat
>Steaks for erre1
>Except Pan
>He gets to eat the eyes/feet/testicles
> I’m so jealous Well some one had to
>So now it’s bedtime
>Leave the fire going
>No power left, so they need something for warmth
>All asleep
>Wake up
>Smell something wonderful
>Resident woman (Cheese Stick) making them bacon
>Turns out she itsn’t
>Its SwaGIR
>He was roasted
>6 Down. 7 Left.

Player List
Admiral Serious
Cheese Stick
Explosive Lasers

Last edited May 17, 2012 at 10:34PM EDT
May 17, 2012 at 10:32PM EDT

>Feels left out
>Ignore that feeling
>Cook the best bacon In KYM
>Eat The Bacon
>Everyone Became Jelly

May 17, 2012 at 10:34PM EDT

>Questions why were still hanging out together
>Remembers that they’re the last people on earth
>Diablo 3 Servers must be empty
>We must find a library or a Best Buy

May 17, 2012 at 11:22PM EDT

>Still thinks we should be together so the murderer can’t pick us off one by one
>Who cares?
>Goes to play Diablo 3 with Saporian

May 17, 2012 at 11:24PM EDT

>Play Diablo III with Saporian and Zarathh while Cooking Bacon

May 17, 2012 at 11:27PM EDT

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