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And sausage is fuckin’ delicious. Checkmate atheists.

If God exists and we’re all made in his image, then why did we evolve from chimps?
Are chimps made in God’s image?

Checkmate, Christians.

We evolved from sausages…

mfw I saw this thread…

if sausages are delicious then why did god invent hotdogs?

That’s impossible! Jesus was a Jew.

So that means Jew said backwards sounds like “wedge”.
That means if we were created in God’s image, we’d be sausage wedges.

Checkmate, Christians.

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We’re all sausage wedges, alright. See? This pointless banter is absurd and it proves that we are sausage wedges.

I have to admit, it would be awesome if God made us sausage wedges. We’d smelly really bad after a while though.

Hey guys, if you spell racecar backwards, it spells racecar.

Also, if you rearrange Ronald Wilson Reagan, you get Insane Anglo Warlord

And if you rearrange Mother-in-law, you get Woman Hitler.

And if you rearrange One N you get all the fucks I give!

IT’S A CONSPIRACY!

Notice that our avatars are all the exact same size.

Checkmate, atheists.

“N eno”

If you say race car backwards you say race car, check mate atheists.

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