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If you say Jesus backwards, it sounds like sausage.

Last posted May 17, 2012 at 10:10PM EDT. Added May 16, 2012 at 05:58PM EDT
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And sausage is fuckin’ delicious. Checkmate atheists.

May 16, 2012 at 05:58PM EDT
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If God exists and we’re all made in his image, then why did we evolve from chimps?
Are chimps made in God’s image?

Checkmate, Christians.

May 16, 2012 at 06:10PM EDT
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CLYDE (Joe's Nightmare) wrote:

If God exists and we’re all made in his image, then why did we evolve from chimps?
Are chimps made in God’s image?

Checkmate, Christians.

We evolved from sausages…

May 16, 2012 at 06:21PM EDT
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Chokesmurf wrote:

That’s impossible! Jesus was a Jew.

So that means Jew said backwards sounds like “wedge”.
That means if we were created in God’s image, we’d be sausage wedges.

Checkmate, Christians.

Last edited May 16, 2012 at 09:38PM EDT
May 16, 2012 at 09:38PM EDT
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We’re all sausage wedges, alright. See? This pointless banter is absurd and it proves that we are sausage wedges.

May 16, 2012 at 09:56PM EDT
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I have to admit, it would be awesome if God made us sausage wedges. We’d smelly really bad after a while though.

May 17, 2012 at 12:41AM EDT
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Hey guys, if you spell racecar backwards, it spells racecar.

Also, if you rearrange Ronald Wilson Reagan, you get Insane Anglo Warlord

May 17, 2012 at 01:34AM EDT
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Katie C. wrote:

Hey guys, if you spell racecar backwards, it spells racecar.

Also, if you rearrange Ronald Wilson Reagan, you get Insane Anglo Warlord

And if you rearrange Mother-in-law, you get Woman Hitler.

May 17, 2012 at 02:12AM EDT
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Notice that our avatars are all the exact same size.

Checkmate, atheists.

May 17, 2012 at 09:55PM EDT

Explosive Lasers AKA Solaire AKA Sexiest wrote:

And if you rearrange One N you get all the fucks I give!

IT’S A CONSPIRACY!

“N eno”

May 17, 2012 at 09:58PM EDT
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