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World War KYM

Last posted Jun 17, 2012 at 09:54PM EDT. Added May 20, 2012 at 12:57AM EDT
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Piano wrote:

And I have lots of petroleum. RUSSIA FTW

So join us to keep energy prices artificially high and reap the benefits.
Or is that too evil for you?

May 26, 2012 at 06:25PM EDT
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MDFification wrote:

So join us to keep energy prices artificially high and reap the benefits.
Or is that too evil for you?

Too early to do that, sorry. I should first conquer a few more nations, obliterate the competition, and subjugate my populace. Then I’ll think about it.

May 26, 2012 at 06:41PM EDT
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HEY
KASRKAI
WHEN’S THE NEXT TURN
HEY
HEY
HEY KASRKAI
KASRKAI
HEY
OVER HERE
KASRKAI
KASRKAI WHEN
WHEN IS THE NEXT TURN KASRKAI
KASRKAI WHEN’S THE NEXT TURN
HEY

May 26, 2012 at 09:28PM EDT
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Piano wrote:

HEY
KASRKAI
WHEN’S THE NEXT TURN
HEY
HEY
HEY KASRKAI
KASRKAI
HEY
OVER HERE
KASRKAI
KASRKAI WHEN
WHEN IS THE NEXT TURN KASRKAI
KASRKAI WHEN’S THE NEXT TURN
HEY

I’m not sure if this is supposed to be satirical, because you’re the only person besides Nair that has pestered Kazrkae about completing the turn.

May 26, 2012 at 09:37PM EDT
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madcat wrote:

I’m not sure if this is supposed to be satirical, because you’re the only person besides Nair that has pestered Kazrkae about completing the turn.

I partly wanted to update the thread for discussion, I partly wanted to know the turn’s progress, I was partly joking. It’s a triumvirate of motives.

May 26, 2012 at 09:53PM EDT
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Kazrkae…

Y U NO ACCEPT MY MOVE

May 27, 2012 at 12:34AM EDT

Cattonia, California, Dividebyzeroland, and Kievan have expanded.

Several nations, having lost their imperialist ideas, have fallen to the Confederacy of/for World Preservation.

Cattonia, Dividebyzeroland, and Volatiria have been called out as enemies of the CoWP, and may expect an attack at any moment.

May 27, 2012 at 01:11AM EDT
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User Name wrote:

Kazrkae…

Y U NO ACCEPT MY MOVE

I never received a PM after the first turn.

May 27, 2012 at 01:13AM EDT
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Also, question: Are long-range attacks permissible? I.e., if someone fired ballistic missiles at a nation that isn’t adjacent to them, but did not invade?

May 27, 2012 at 01:18AM EDT
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Piano wrote:

Also, question: Are long-range attacks permissible? I.e., if someone fired ballistic missiles at a nation that isn’t adjacent to them, but did not invade?

I don’t see why not. If you have the means, you can do anything you want.

May 27, 2012 at 01:21AM EDT
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Cale wrote:

I don’t see why not. If you have the means, you can do anything you want.

Sweet! Thanks.

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May 27, 2012 at 01:24AM EDT
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Piano wrote:

Sweet! Thanks.

>MFW I gave RF access to Global Thermo-Nuclear War:

May 27, 2012 at 01:34AM EDT
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Kazrkai posted:

Oh SHIT. CWP on both sides. I’m screwed.

May 27, 2012 at 01:35AM EDT

Cale wrote:

>MFW I gave RF access to Global Thermo-Nuclear War:

I’m not planning on using nuclear weapons, just regular ICBMs.

NOTE TO ALL PLAYERS: I am not attacking a player. I’m attacking an NPC. Don’t worry.

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May 27, 2012 at 01:36AM EDT
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Piano wrote:

I’m not planning on using nuclear weapons, just regular ICBMs.

NOTE TO ALL PLAYERS: I am not attacking a player. I’m attacking an NPC. Don’t worry.

>MFW He doesn’t accept it:

May 27, 2012 at 01:39AM EDT
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Cale wrote:

>MFW He doesn’t accept it:

Well, I might eventually. It all depends on how the game goes.

May 27, 2012 at 01:41AM EDT
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BSoD, do you think we could have a temporary alliance until this whole CoWP deal is sorted out?

May 27, 2012 at 01:42AM EDT
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Piano wrote:

I’m not planning on using nuclear weapons, just regular ICBMs.

NOTE TO ALL PLAYERS: I am not attacking a player. I’m attacking an NPC. Don’t worry.

So you’ve got Burst Missiles. Nice.

Like a thermonuclear MIRV without the radioactive fallout.

May 27, 2012 at 01:43AM EDT

American Tanker, Hell on Tracks wrote:

So you’ve got Burst Missiles. Nice.

Like a thermonuclear MIRV without the radioactive fallout.

Not yet. I’m going to start manufacturing them this turn.

May 27, 2012 at 01:44AM EDT
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Piano wrote:

Not yet. I’m going to start manufacturing them this turn.

Still, a very useful weapon to create and have. Instead of rendering the target location uninhabitable, you can move people right back in without issues, without needing to risk personnel in such an attack.

Very useful weapon indeed.

May 27, 2012 at 01:46AM EDT

American Tanker, Hell on Tracks wrote:

Still, a very useful weapon to create and have. Instead of rendering the target location uninhabitable, you can move people right back in without issues, without needing to risk personnel in such an attack.

Very useful weapon indeed.

Indeededly. Hey, I could probably spare a few and wipe out that Confederate region that’s nearby you. Need some help?

May 27, 2012 at 01:50AM EDT
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Piano wrote:

Indeededly. Hey, I could probably spare a few and wipe out that Confederate region that’s nearby you. Need some help?

Yeah, I’m pretty much surrounded. I can’t expand east or I’ll run into CWP forces in Europe, but I can’t expand westward either or I’ll run into their forces in Canada.

Request your compensation for these attacks via private channels.

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May 27, 2012 at 01:53AM EDT

American Tanker, Hell on Tracks wrote:

Yeah, I’m pretty much surrounded. I can’t expand east or I’ll run into CWP forces in Europe, but I can’t expand westward either or I’ll run into their forces in Canada.

Request your compensation for these attacks via private channels.

PM sent your way, bro.

May 27, 2012 at 01:56AM EDT
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Piano wrote:

PM sent your way, bro.

Reply message already away.

May 27, 2012 at 02:01AM EDT

Cale wrote:

These are important to the thread.

AND DON’T YOU FORGET IT, BUCKAROO!

May 27, 2012 at 02:05AM EDT
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Cale wrote:

These are important to the thread.

OOC: We’ll send you PMs about the backroom deals we’re working out, Game Master. But I’m treating the CWP as another player and as such, I don’t want to reveal what I’m giving to Fedora to them.

May 27, 2012 at 02:05AM EDT

And then a meteor destroyed the planet. The end.

May 27, 2012 at 02:19AM EDT

OOC: I really should learn to slow down my actions…

I nearly ran headlong into enemy territory without knowing it! I’m just not used to turn based mechanics.

May 27, 2012 at 02:50AM EDT

404 user not found wrote:

i should invent some cool weapons tech

If you want to trade weapon tech, let me know.

May 27, 2012 at 02:54AM EDT
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The CWP is spreading like cancer, I knew this would happen. It won’t be long before all 12 of us get forced into a fight. Looks like they already defeated Katia, Dr.Meme and Mexican

1. Hazel, South America = Cattonia (Madcat)
2. White, South Africa = Volitiria (RPP)
3. Blue, Atlantis = DividebyZeroland (BSOD)
4. Ultramarine, Russia = Keivan Republic (RussianFedora)
5. Olive, Greenland = Sea Haven (Thomas Nair)
6. Forest, Middle East = Palatinate of Assyria (MDF)
7. Red, America = California (Fridge Logic)
8. Pink, Indonesia = Notfinland (404)
9. Gold, North Africa = Trollandia (Dr.Coolface)
10. Bronze, Europe = Republic of Jozef (Mexican Robot)
11. Green, Australia = Enzyme Empire (Dr.Meme)
12. Lavender, Canada = Canada (Katia)

And then there were 9

We should try and grab as much ground as we can before they do. But it’s likely we will lose Canada, Europe and Australia


@RF

Wait, what? No nukes? …THAT RUSSIAN FEDORA IS A SPY! Send in Pyro!

Hey Pyro! Come back here! Pyro!…dammit Pyro….


@madcat.

I can agree to that term since my focus is on the CWP nation directly to my East. Fridge will be busy holding off CWP in Canada and MDF will have his hands tied being between Europe and India.

You are welcome to reinforce any of the above positions

Be aware that my borders have been solidified from all directions. I’m keeping a tight perimeter around my county.

Last edited May 27, 2012 at 03:10AM EDT
May 27, 2012 at 03:02AM EDT
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Cale wrote:

I never received a PM after the first turn.

My first didn’t even count. I seen no expansion of my nation.

May 27, 2012 at 03:22AM EDT

I’m calling on all ENTO nations to shut off all oil supplies to CWP nations in an attempt to hamstring their offensive capability. Most of these nations will not keep reserves that can hold them long enough for extended warfare. Their civilian populations will become discontent, and their militaries will become severely stretched.

May 27, 2012 at 10:13AM EDT
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That feel when you capture an area you already own and it breaks your expansion streak

So yeah, guess what guys, I’m actually going to start reading the thread now for the first time since turn 1. Prepare for actual strategy >:D

Last edited May 27, 2012 at 12:12PM EDT
May 27, 2012 at 12:10PM EDT
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@Douglas

I’d post youdontsay.jpg but I’m pretty that’s just what you want us to do.

That said, I’m pretty sure Kasrkai won’t let the CWP go down that easily.


@MDF

I don’t think I have any oil so that’s already taken care of.

May 27, 2012 at 12:15PM EDT
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Piano wrote:

If you want to trade weapon tech, let me know.

I’m totally willing.
In addition, it is in the best interests of all nations to counter the growth of CWP. I will be interested in working with any of you to counter this threat to Assyrian security and the reestablishment of the Assyrian nation.

May 27, 2012 at 12:21PM EDT
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Cattonia, Sea Haven, DbyZ Land, Freeland, Notfinland, and CWP have expanded.

Kievan has become a CWP target.

May 27, 2012 at 06:29PM EDT
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oh shit, CWP has control over austrailia.
If this were risk, everyone else would be basically fucked if he got indonesia.

May 27, 2012 at 06:33PM EDT
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CWP will seize control of the Pacific Ocean at this rate.

And I’m still cut off and surrounded.

May 27, 2012 at 07:32PM EDT

It may be worth noting that Australia is the home Territory of the CWP.

May 27, 2012 at 09:34PM EDT
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Guys
How about anybody actually invades their territories
Yeah, I know. It’s insane, right?
We’ve hamstrung their economies and their offensive capabilities through oil embargo and bombardment. Now we have to move in for the kill. Simple.

May 27, 2012 at 09:52PM EDT
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At least the CWP can’t get New Zealand, it’s not even on the map, hahahaha!


@MDF

Were working on it. But it’s necessary for me to secure my immediate surroundings first

If you want to coordinate an attack plan PM me. Otherwise I’ll leave you to deal with your nearest threat while I deal with mine.

Also I got timber and lots of it. Who’s interested in buying? All proceeds go towards tightening my totalitarian imperial grip charity

Last edited May 27, 2012 at 10:56PM EDT
May 27, 2012 at 10:55PM EDT
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God, these CWP guys are hard to kill. They shot down my ICBMs somehow. I’m not even sure how that works.

May 27, 2012 at 11:07PM EDT
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Piano wrote:

God, these CWP guys are hard to kill. They shot down my ICBMs somehow. I’m not even sure how that works.

What’s say we all just band together and get rid of them once and for all? Make this a co-op game instead of splitscreen.

May 27, 2012 at 11:54PM EDT
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Fridge Logic wrote:

What’s say we all just band together and get rid of them once and for all? Make this a co-op game instead of splitscreen.

Let’s do this.

Down with CWP! Hooah!

May 28, 2012 at 12:01AM EDT

American Tanker, Hell on Tracks wrote:

Let’s do this.

Down with CWP! Hooah!

I like the idea of local alliances better. It gives the coalition against them a bit more flexibility and dynamism.

Last edited May 28, 2012 at 12:16AM EDT
May 28, 2012 at 12:16AM EDT
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