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So join us to keep energy prices artificially high and reap the benefits.
Or is that too evil for you?

Too early to do that, sorry. I should first conquer a few more nations, obliterate the competition, and subjugate my populace. Then I’ll think about it.

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KASRKAI
WHEN’S THE NEXT TURN
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I’m not sure if this is supposed to be satirical, because you’re the only person besides Nair that has pestered Kazrkae about completing the turn.

I partly wanted to update the thread for discussion, I partly wanted to know the turn’s progress, I was partly joking. It’s a triumvirate of motives.

Cattonia, California, Dividebyzeroland, and Kievan have expanded.

Several nations, having lost their imperialist ideas, have fallen to the Confederacy of/for World Preservation.

Cattonia, Dividebyzeroland, and Volatiria have been called out as enemies of the CoWP, and may expect an attack at any moment.

I never received a PM after the first turn.

WHAT A TWIST

Also, question: Are long-range attacks permissible? I.e., if someone fired ballistic missiles at a nation that isn’t adjacent to them, but did not invade?

I don’t see why not. If you have the means, you can do anything you want.

Sweet! Thanks.

>MFW I gave RF access to Global Thermo-Nuclear War:

I’m not planning on using nuclear weapons, just regular ICBMs.

NOTE TO ALL PLAYERS: I am not attacking a player. I’m attacking an NPC. Don’t worry.

>MFW He doesn’t accept it:

Well, I might eventually. It all depends on how the game goes.

BSoD, do you think we could have a temporary alliance until this whole CoWP deal is sorted out?

Not yet. I’m going to start manufacturing them this turn.

Indeededly. Hey, I could probably spare a few and wipe out that Confederate region that’s nearby you. Need some help?

PM sent your way, bro.

These are important to the thread.

AND DON’T YOU FORGET IT, BUCKAROO!

And then a meteor destroyed the planet. The end.

i should invent some cool weapons tech

If you want to trade weapon tech, let me know.

The CWP is spreading like cancer, I knew this would happen. It won’t be long before all 12 of us get forced into a fight. Looks like they already defeated Katia, Dr.Meme and Mexican

1. Hazel, South America = Cattonia (Madcat)
2. White, South Africa = Volitiria (RPP)
3. Blue, Atlantis = DividebyZeroland (BSOD)
4. Ultramarine, Russia = Keivan Republic (RussianFedora)
5. Olive, Greenland = Sea Haven (Thomas Nair)
6. Forest, Middle East = Palatinate of Assyria (MDF)
7. Red, America = California (Fridge Logic)
8. Pink, Indonesia = Notfinland (404)
9. Gold, North Africa = Trollandia (Dr.Coolface)
10. Bronze, Europe = Republic of Jozef (Mexican Robot)
11. Green, Australia = Enzyme Empire (Dr.Meme)
12. Lavender, Canada = Canada (Katia)

And then there were 9

We should try and grab as much ground as we can before they do. But it’s likely we will lose Canada, Europe and Australia

@RF

Wait, what? No nukes? …THAT RUSSIAN FEDORA IS A SPY! Send in Pyro!

Hey Pyro! Come back here! Pyro!…dammit Pyro….

@madcat.

I can agree to that term since my focus is on the CWP nation directly to my East. Fridge will be busy holding off CWP in Canada and MDF will have his hands tied being between Europe and India.

You are welcome to reinforce any of the above positions

Be aware that my borders have been solidified from all directions. I’m keeping a tight perimeter around my county.

I’m calling on all ENTO nations to shut off all oil supplies to CWP nations in an attempt to hamstring their offensive capability. Most of these nations will not keep reserves that can hold them long enough for extended warfare. Their civilian populations will become discontent, and their militaries will become severely stretched.

I suggest you eliminate the CWP as soon as possible.

That feel when you capture an area you already own and it breaks your expansion streak

So yeah, guess what guys, I’m actually going to start reading the thread now for the first time since turn 1. Prepare for actual strategy >:D

@Douglas

I’d post youdontsay.jpg but I’m pretty that’s just what you want us to do.

That said, I’m pretty sure Kasrkai won’t let the CWP go down that easily.

@MDF

I don’t think I have any oil so that’s already taken care of.

I’m totally willing.
In addition, it is in the best interests of all nations to counter the growth of CWP. I will be interested in working with any of you to counter this threat to Assyrian security and the reestablishment of the Assyrian nation.

Cattonia, Sea Haven, DbyZ Land, Freeland, Notfinland, and CWP have expanded.

Kievan has become a CWP target.

oh shit, CWP has control over austrailia.
If this were risk, everyone else would be basically fucked if he got indonesia.

It may be worth noting that Australia is the home Territory of the CWP.

Guys
How about anybody actually invades their territories
Yeah, I know. It’s insane, right?
We’ve hamstrung their economies and their offensive capabilities through oil embargo and bombardment. Now we have to move in for the kill. Simple.

At least the CWP can’t get New Zealand, it’s not even on the map, hahahaha!

@MDF

Were working on it. But it’s necessary for me to secure my immediate surroundings first

If you want to coordinate an attack plan PM me. Otherwise I’ll leave you to deal with your nearest threat while I deal with mine.

Also I got timber and lots of it. Who’s interested in buying? All proceeds go towards tightening my totalitarian imperial grip charity

God, these CWP guys are hard to kill. They shot down my ICBMs somehow. I’m not even sure how that works.

What’s say we all just band together and get rid of them once and for all? Make this a co-op game instead of splitscreen.

I like the idea of local alliances better. It gives the coalition against them a bit more flexibility and dynamism.

it looks like im our only defense against against the Australian menace