Get around to me when you don’t have anything to do or whatever.
Now for the backstory:
Once, this Slowpoke could be considered normal. Once.
But everything changed when
the Fire Nation attacked a rift opened in the world, spilling forth a single man. A very, VERY angry man, armed with weaponry the likes of which had never before been seen. A man clad in a red coat, a cylinder that rained death across his shoulder, and a peaked hat upon his head.
Perhaps worst of all… this man wore pokeballs on his bandolier, rampaging across the countryside with an arsenal composed entirely of the manliest, grittiest Pokemon imaginable.
One, in particular: Explosive Lasers, a Psychich-damage focused Slowpoke with a mean temper and an intelligence the likes of which have never been seen. But, fate was kind to the world of the Pokemon, casting the Soldier back into the world he belonged…
Not alone, though.
He was joined by Explosive Lasers, who quickly took upon himself the profession of blowing filthy BLU maggots to smithereens with rockets, grenades, and other weaponry, wielding them with his psychic powers. Impressed by the creature’s skill, the RED engineer devised a plan to bolster the Pokemon’s already-significant intellect.
the ultimate killing machine a fairly proficient combatant was born!
But all was not well for Explosive Lasers, as he witnessed the brutal death of his master: the RED Soldier. Grieving, he stepped up, took his owner’s hat, bought a RED coat that fit him, and set out to kill the BLU scum.
Fate had to
fuck everything up rectify its mistake, however, attempting to bring Explosive Lasers back to his own reality.
Of course, looking at the current track record, it wasn’t a surprise that that SOB fucked it up again, casting the vicious, pink sloth-thingy into yet another universe, lacking in his master’s killers, but well stocked in everything else…
TL;DR: Slowpoke got caught by the RED Soldier, turned into the new RED Soldier, and then got cast into wherever the fuck this universe is. Fate had a CRAAAAAAAZY week…