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Who likes wet balls?

My Nuts are the best!

I love Sexual Pun threads.

I admit they are fun. Playing outside hitting children with my Wetballs. Hit the mailman once I did.

If I were a hammer, I would probably be made out of a mixture of metal and wood, or possibly rubber. Sometimes they make the head out of rubber too, if it's to be used as a mallet, but I hope to be more quality to that if the event ever arises that I become a hammer.

I also hope to not have to sit on a store shelf for my entire life, like some unlucky hammer-souls do. But I think I won't have to worry about that, because hammers are usually in high demand. Maybe I'll even luck out and end up getting shipped out to a town that has a lot of handymen, craftsmen, or construction workers/contractors. Or even a mix of two or all. That would be nice.

B**ch plz

Can you ask me another time?

I'm in the middle of some calibrations.

I could post something relevant

Decides to post this instead