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It's pretty straight forward. Just post questions that always cluttered your mind.
I go first:

If Cole MacGrath dies if you get him soaked in water…
Then how does he take a bath?

I'd ask Gordon Freeman why he doesn't talk.

"Hey Gordon how come you never talk?"

(Gordon stares at me completely silent.)

"Okay…this was a bad idea…"

"Hey, Soldier, what is OP?"

"A MAGGOT!"

I would ask any Mortal Kombat character why they don't they have life insurance.
Death for me would be very likely.

ASK me anything!

Just because I'm curious like that, I wish I could ask Commander Shepard what banging an asari is like.

http://infamous.wikia.com/wiki/Cole_MacGrath
"This is the limit of his ability to interact with water, and it is stated that he must sponge bathe."

And my own question would be to Princess Peach asking why she has such incompetent guards.

Ask any of the latest Pokemon protags if they're a boy or a girl, even though I already know their gender just from their looks.

i would ask halo how is he not afraiding everything and kill aliens

Ask Toad which castle the Princess is in BEFORE I go save her so I don't have to traverse the entire goddamned world to save a flighty broad.

I'd ask Eddie Wachowski why he copied my hairstyle.

I'd ask Link: "Do you know that everyone thinks you're a girl?"

So, are you just normal men in massive suits or are you extremely buff and your armor is paper thin?

^Good question.

I would ask mario:"If you keep defeating Bowser over and over them…..why you invite him for all the sports events?

I would ask Slippy:
"Are you a boy or a girl?"

Only if he/she was real we would finally put this mystery to rest.

Hey Link, what happens if you get a boner in those tights?

I would ask pandamonium in HoN if he could teach me how to work the bamboo stick

and if he could give me a big fat hug <3

It seem that i'm a video game character…
GIVE ME A QUESTION.

Why is Ezio better than you?

Now i would ask John Egbert why there isn't a homestuck game yet.

Excuse me!?
Let's get one thing straight. Ezio ain't got shit over me! I became Master Assassin at the age of 24! How many years did it take my descendant ''Ezio'' to get that far?

The only Ezio knows how to do better then me is swim.

And get bitches.

And have friends.

You can ask me what you want about Crynet, the Ceph, my Marine Corps training, whatever you feel like. I may not have all the answers(I wasn't at Ling Shan, for instance), but I'll try to provide as much info as I can.

Sheds a small tear
I have Malik…

I have a question…

Want a hug?

Aww that was just mean dude. SAY YOUR SORRY OR I'M GONNA MAKE YOU SORRY

Because of your amazingly attractive face that's why dammit.

NO! I don't want a hug! You hurt my feelings far enough!
Leave this sanctuary!
Besides….I have to go back to writing down my codex pages.

True, this is one sexy face.

Maybe i should put my mask back on.

I would ask the Protaganist of 'Bayonetta' this after beating the game:
The fuck was that all about?

Do you ever sweat inside that armor?

Plenty. At least, when I'm exerting myself or in combat.

Surprisingly, I think the nanoweave actually absorbs my sweat to help it recharge.

Now a question to everyone….
Does anyone want me?

I can make you feel good….

Wat.

wingboner