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Questions you wish you could ask to a Video Game Character.

Last posted Jun 11, 2012 at 03:50PM EDT. Added Jun 09, 2012 at 07:38PM EDT
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It’s pretty straight forward. Just post questions that always cluttered your mind.
I go first:

If Cole MacGrath dies if you get him soaked in water…
Then how does he take a bath?


(Pay a couple of bucks if somebody could answer that)
Jun 09, 2012 at 07:38PM EDT

I’d ask Gordon Freeman why he doesn’t talk.

“Hey Gordon how come you never talk?”

(Gordon stares at me completely silent.)

“Okay…this was a bad idea…”

Jun 09, 2012 at 07:40PM EDT

Explosive Lasers AKA Solaire AKA Sexiest wrote:

“Hey, Soldier, what is OP?”

“A MAGGOT!”

Jun 09, 2012 at 07:48PM EDT

I would ask any Mortal Kombat character why they don’t they have life insurance.
Death for me would be very likely.

Jun 09, 2012 at 09:02PM EDT
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Just because I’m curious like that, I wish I could ask Commander Shepard what banging an asari is like.

Jun 09, 2012 at 10:05PM EDT

Mexx Android wrote:

It’s pretty straight forward. Just post questions that always cluttered your mind.
I go first:

If Cole MacGrath dies if you get him soaked in water…
Then how does he take a bath?


(Pay a couple of bucks if somebody could answer that)

http://infamous.wikia.com/wiki/Cole_MacGrath
“This is the limit of his ability to interact with water, and it is stated that he must sponge bathe.”

And my own question would be to Princess Peach asking why she has such incompetent guards.

Jun 09, 2012 at 10:51PM EDT
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Ask any of the latest Pokemon protags if they’re a boy or a girl, even though I already know their gender just from their looks.

Jun 09, 2012 at 10:57PM EDT
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i would ask halo how is he not afraiding everything and kill aliens

Jun 09, 2012 at 11:01PM EDT
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Ask Toad which castle the Princess is in BEFORE I go save her so I don’t have to traverse the entire goddamned world to save a flighty broad.

Jun 09, 2012 at 11:08PM EDT
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I’d ask Link: “Do you know that everyone thinks you’re a girl?”

Jun 10, 2012 at 07:00AM EDT
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So, are you just normal men in massive suits or are you extremely buff and your armor is paper thin?

Jun 10, 2012 at 07:10AM EDT
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Cyber6x wrote:

So, are you just normal men in massive suits or are you extremely buff and your armor is paper thin?

^Good question.

Jun 10, 2012 at 08:14AM EDT
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I would ask mario:"If you keep defeating Bowser over and over them…..why you invite him for all the sports events?

Jun 10, 2012 at 10:50AM EDT
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I would ask Slippy:
“Are you a boy or a girl?”

Only if he/she was real we would finally put this mystery to rest.

Last edited Jun 10, 2012 at 11:19AM EDT
Jun 10, 2012 at 11:18AM EDT
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Hey Link, what happens if you get a boner in those tights?

Jun 10, 2012 at 11:25AM EDT
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I would ask pandamonium in HoN if he could teach me how to work the bamboo stick

and if he could give me a big fat hug <3

Jun 11, 2012 at 01:04PM EDT
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It seem that i’m a video game character…
GIVE ME A QUESTION.

Jun 11, 2012 at 01:09PM EDT

Mexx Android wrote:

It seem that i’m a video game character…
GIVE ME A QUESTION.

Why is Ezio better than you?

Jun 11, 2012 at 01:54PM EDT
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Now i would ask John Egbert why there isn’t a homestuck game yet.

Jun 11, 2012 at 01:58PM EDT

angstyHoodie OPERATOR wrote:

Why is Ezio better than you?

Excuse me!?
Let’s get one thing straight. Ezio ain’t got shit over me! I became Master Assassin at the age of 24! How many years did it take my descendant ’’Ezio’’ to get that far?

The only Ezio knows how to do better then me is swim.

Last edited Jun 11, 2012 at 02:06PM EDT
Jun 11, 2012 at 02:05PM EDT

Mexx Android wrote:

Excuse me!?
Let’s get one thing straight. Ezio ain’t got shit over me! I became Master Assassin at the age of 24! How many years did it take my descendant ’’Ezio’’ to get that far?

The only Ezio knows how to do better then me is swim.

And get bitches.

And have friends.

Jun 11, 2012 at 02:07PM EDT
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You can ask me what you want about Crynet, the Ceph, my Marine Corps training, whatever you feel like. I may not have all the answers(I wasn’t at Ling Shan, for instance), but I’ll try to provide as much info as I can.

Jun 11, 2012 at 02:10PM EDT

Explosive Lasers AKA Solaire AKA Sexiest wrote:

And get bitches.

And have friends.

Sheds a small tear
I have Malik…

Jun 11, 2012 at 02:18PM EDT

Explosive Lasers AKA Solaire AKA Sexiest wrote:

And get bitches.

And have friends.

Aww that was just mean dude. SAY YOUR SORRY OR I’M GONNA MAKE YOU SORRY

Jun 11, 2012 at 02:24PM EDT

GIANTDAD wrote:

Now i would ask John Egbert why there isn’t a homestuck game yet.

Because of your amazingly attractive face that’s why dammit.

Jun 11, 2012 at 02:24PM EDT
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Explosive Lasers AKA Solaire AKA Sexiest wrote:

I have a question…

Want a hug?

NO! I don’t want a hug! You hurt my feelings far enough!
Leave this sanctuary!
Besides….I have to go back to writing down my codex pages.

Jun 11, 2012 at 02:29PM EDT

angstyHoodie OPERATOR wrote:

Because of your amazingly attractive face that’s why dammit.

True, this is one sexy face.

Maybe i should put my mask back on.

Jun 11, 2012 at 02:29PM EDT

I would ask the Protaganist of ‘Bayonetta’ this after beating the game:
The fuck was that all about?

Jun 11, 2012 at 02:36PM EDT
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American Tanker, Hell on Tracks wrote:

You can ask me what you want about Crynet, the Ceph, my Marine Corps training, whatever you feel like. I may not have all the answers(I wasn’t at Ling Shan, for instance), but I’ll try to provide as much info as I can.

Do you ever sweat inside that armor?

Jun 11, 2012 at 02:37PM EDT

Mexx Android wrote:

Do you ever sweat inside that armor?

Plenty. At least, when I’m exerting myself or in combat.

Surprisingly, I think the nanoweave actually absorbs my sweat to help it recharge.

Last edited Jun 11, 2012 at 02:40PM EDT
Jun 11, 2012 at 02:39PM EDT

Now a question to everyone….
Does anyone want me?

I can make you feel good….

Jun 11, 2012 at 02:51PM EDT

Mexx Android wrote:

Now a question to everyone….
Does anyone want me?

I can make you feel good….

Wat.

Jun 11, 2012 at 03:47PM EDT
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Skeletor-sm

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