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I hate page gets.

I love every last one of you.

I guess I lose this thread.

I hate that I don’t know who most of you are any more ‘cause of Spirit Week. Even if I didn’t put a 21 in my username, you’d all still know who I am.

I hate it when a jump into a haystack and I land head first. I mean that really hurts guys, seriously.

I hate it when I’m trying to fight crime, and there are no dogs around to use as weapons.

Wow, talk about a crappy monday…

I hate it when my friends are being boastful cunts. braggy-pantseseses.

My master stabbed in front of a bunch of people after I disobeyed his orders and led in a wave a Templars.
So I know that feel…
Also my friends arm was cut off and his brother died because of me.

Can you shoot lasers with your mind, tell the future, and fly?

While looking damn sexy in your suit?

Psh, Well I got to go on a quest for my redemption by killing nine asshole and protect a bunch of templars from getting an artifact that can control the human mind. And the fact that i’m hunted as well doesn’t make things any better. So excuse me if your having a hard time!

@Alcatraz:

You should see about getting magic to power it more reliably. With enough friendship and love, you could power it to save ponies from all sorts of disasters!

And you could throw parties, harvest apples, save little critters, and maybe teach people valuable lessons about life.

@Altair:

You’re mentor sounds very cruel. Mine was always there for me!

Not to say I had a mentor.

Or that I like parties.

Or harvesting apples.

I ha-… I…. hat-… I hate-….. I do not love apples more than anything else in the world.

The same goes for fluffy, adorable little critters.

And books.

I didn’t mention books, I thought it was important to say, though.

I also don’t have a mentor.

I hate it when people fail to acknowledge me as a superhero.

Also, don’t get me started on all the dumb broads I’ve dated. One time, in a cruise in the arctic, I was taking a nap in the water (I’m a heavy sleeper), and this girl I met dumped me into the water while promising “to never let go”.

Then, this one other time, I met this girl at a party. I later found out that our families had this sort of rivalry thing going on, but that never stopped us, until she decided to fake her own death. I drank a bottle of poison just to be with her again, then she woke up smiling like it was the most hilarious thing in the world. I have no idea how I survived that one.

Then this one time, I got married to this girl. I truly thought she was the one, the one I was meant to be with forever. Then one day, she killed herself during one of our romantic getaways. Even then, death didn’t stop her from interfering with my work. She would always turn me over to my enemies and screw things up for me in the worst of ways.

Then I met this one girl named Daisy. Things were good for a while, but we were both broke. So, one day I left for the army to get us some needed money. Then, when I come back, she’s in bed with some sleazy cunt that doesn’t even love her. So now, here I am, in New York, hoping for the day we meet and can be together again.

This, gentlemen, is why women suck.

Well a typical day for me is running around, getting information, not getting noticed, get noticed, run the like hell, have rocks thrown at me, have a sword fight, see my target, go to him as silent as silent as possible, stab him, collect his blood with a feather, run again, hide, go to the den, deliver! So my days aren’t exactly sunshines and rainbows!
…
Sorry, it’s just sometimes sniff… sorry
It’s just times…People don’t understand how hard I work….
Sheds a tear And how careful I have to plan these things….
It’s just so hard to do this man…. It’s so hard More tears

bursts into flames

flips desk

Every fucking day it’s something new. First Rainbow Dash being a bitch, now somepony over the internet saying magic doesn’t exist.

@Altair:

Want a hug?

snuggles

@Mare-Do-Well

I suppose… Though i’m not one for ’’hugs’’.
What are you exactly?

This thread is about ranting.

CELL? Who is this ’’CELL’’ you speak of? And this Ceph….Who is this man?

…….

Buck. Plan B:

It seem I need seek more knowledge of this ’’Corporation’’ and this new race or ’’aliens’’.
Thank you for sharing this information with me.

Seriously. Stop this foolishness. Go to the Day 1 thread.

I hate it when the Princess keeps getting kidnapped.

I hate when people don’t have a SEGA SATURN!

LE LEING IN LE ROOM WHEN LE GIRLFRIEND LE LES LE THE LE LE LE FUUUUU

How spiders always find their way into every room, and when people hate bronies just for existing.

I hate how all I can do is be a useless piece of shit and watch these ponies all day.

Fuck, I’m falling down all these stairs.

I hate when people say there aren’t girls on the internets.

Also, have a bitch