5 stages of Portal
5 stages of unclogging a toilet
How about the five stages of Metallica’s Master Of Puppets (the song, not the entire album).
The 5 stages of updating my Alt thread.
5 stages of procrastinating a 20 page essay
Five Stages of being on KYM for 2 years.
5 stages of a Time Paradox
5 stages of forgetting to study for a test.
5 Stages of the London 2012 Olympic opening Ceremony.
5 stages of fighting the Cyberdemon
5 stages of tf2.
5 stages of what I deal with when talking
regular bronies Troll Bronies.
i.e. telling me to watch the show, telling me to fuck off and getting my feelings hurt.