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If humans came from monkeys, why are there still monkeys?

Last posted Jun 21, 2012 at 02:46AM EDT. Added Jun 19, 2012 at 12:43AM EDT
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All the years I spent studying. All the years I spent researching. Every protein fold, thermodynamic reaction, societal mass-interaction, cellular development. My entire life, devoted to proving these hypotheses. And you’ve ruined it. I was going to publish the crux of my existence’s work. I was going to bring about great change for the better. But I never foresaw this… This inevitable proposition. How could I be so ignorant? How could I have overlooked something so intrinsic? I… I don’t know what to do. I’m a shattered man. You’ve ruined my work. You’ve ruined me.

Jun 19, 2012 at 12:51AM EDT
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Still can’t hear “Checkmate, Atheists” without thinking of this picture…

Jun 19, 2012 at 12:52AM EDT
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If God exists, why are there no dinosaurs?
Checkmate, theists.

Jun 19, 2012 at 01:41AM EDT

inb4shitstorm

Jun 19, 2012 at 01:46AM EDT

If God is real, then why isn’t God real?

Checkmate, Christians.

Jun 19, 2012 at 01:47AM EDT
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If humans descend from monkeys, where do monkeys descend from?
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From trees!

Jun 19, 2012 at 04:51AM EDT
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ITT:

Jun 19, 2012 at 06:02AM EDT

Adam DeLand wrote:

I can explain, but I’ll probably bore you.

I can explain, because that was by far the stupidest joke I’ve ever heard.

At a point in the evolutionary path of apes, the path split up. On one was the ancestor of the apes we see today, the chimpanzees, orangutans, and gorillas. On another was the hominids, the ancestors of modern humans. Here’s a chart to illustrate my point:

Humans didn’t evolve from monkeys. We simply have a common evolutionary ancestor.

Jun 19, 2012 at 09:23AM EDT
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This joke is dammmn old…
And not funny at all…

Last edited Jun 19, 2012 at 10:59AM EDT
Jun 19, 2012 at 10:59AM EDT
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Monkeys are not fully evolved.
Maybe give on a rare candy of two.

Jun 19, 2012 at 11:22AM EDT

Pleeeease, topic
No “checkmate atheist” topic will ever be as good as this one:
http://knowyourmeme.com/forums/just-for-fun/topics/15820-if-you-say-jesus-backwards-it-sounds-like-sausage?page=1

Jun 19, 2012 at 12:13PM EDT
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Well, this thread reminded me of something:

The chicken came before the egg according to both the evolution theory and creationism.
Creationism- God created adult chickens to create and care for the first eggs.
Evolution- The first chicken probably came from a mutated dinosaur egg, so the first chicken egg came after the first chicken.

Go ahead, prove me wrong. Make my day.

Jun 20, 2012 at 10:58PM EDT

CLYDE (Joe's Nightmare) wrote:

Pleeeease, topic
No “checkmate atheist” topic will ever be as good as this one:
http://knowyourmeme.com/forums/just-for-fun/topics/15820-if-you-say-jesus-backwards-it-sounds-like-sausage?page=1

The funny thing about this is that Efrain is OP for both of these threads.

Jun 20, 2012 at 11:16PM EDT
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Teh Brawler wrote:

The funny thing about this is that Efrain is OP for both of these threads.

Yeah. Sequels always suck.

Jun 21, 2012 at 02:46AM EDT
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