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Ok guys, you probably know the drill by now. This time, I'm gonna finish the story I started. First ten posters get in the game.
Go.

In

I demand another surprise guest appearance from Bob. If you don't mind, of course.

If Bob and Moon are in, so am I

I'm in, I guess.

In bitches

Oohohohohoh FINALLY.

Oooh im in!

I'M in again.

I'm in

Douglas is an "AMMT" veteran.

oh yes I am.

Two more spots, guys.

I guess I'd like to join

And one more.

I KNOW YOU'RE OUT THERE DON'T PLAY MIND GAMES WITH ME FUCKERS

\Bump.
GO GO GO

Why not.

Players List:
Moon
Bob
Pyro
Zarathh
Wheatley
Aperture
Douglas
Tim
Slappy
madcat
We'll start tomorrow, I'll PM the murderer now.

GOD FUCKING DAMMIT.

Can i still join Alejandro?

bamp.

Sorry, Seal. But I'll save you a spot in the next one.
>We're back
>I'm back
>Everyone's back
>Link is back
>Kirby is back
>-Megaman is- We get it
>The paramedics are here
>Nobody died, just all ten of them are paramedics (again)
>They get called into an assault scene
>This was no accident
>Douglas and Slappy ride in the back with the victim
>madcat and Aperture are driving in the front
>The others are at the station or whatever
>Suddenly, a truck comes barreling towards amber lamps
>The truck smashes into the back of the amber lamps
>The victim of the assault miraculously lives and is completely fine after the accident
>Three of our friends are in critical condition
>But Douglas is dead
>DEAD
>He's dead
>Dead
>Douglas is dead
>9 left
>Douglas died (btw)

Hold on…

Who died?

GOD.
FUCKING.
DAMNIT.
also, I guess Pyro.
I don't know why.
slappy aperture and madcat are somewhat proven, btw.

Wheatley. I'm guessing Wheatley

I'm guessing Tim.

>So Douglas is dead
>In case that wasn't clear enough for you
>Aperture and madcat make a full recovery from the "accident"
>Slappy went all Stephen Hawking and rides around in one of those talkie wheelchair thingies
>As a joke, when Slappy falls asleep, they type things in is keyboard
>"Pyro is a sexy boy" says Slappy
>"Moon has breathtaking titties"
>"Bob gives me a boner"
>You know, if Slappy could get a boner
>But this is a somber day
>At Douglas's funeral (it feels like we've done this before)
>But history repeats itself
>At the reception (because Dougls wanted them to be happy)
>Drinking champagne
>They all seem a tad too happy he died
>Later
>Around the table, the nine paramedics are telling stories about Douglas
>Tim's up
>Starts talking about someone who had a seizure when he and Douglas were in the ambulance
>He starts fake seizing
>For a while
>Still doing it
>They realize he's actually seizing
>Crap
>It's too late
>Tim is dead
>Drugs were found in his system
>Somebody slipped him something
>'Twas no accident
>8 left
>And Douglas is dead

MY MONEY'S ON MADCAT

Hi everybody.

Damn, btw sorry for not participating yesterday I did not see your thread so I assumed you were not ready.

>Alejandro mentioned my name
>My surprise guest appearance has been made

Sweet.

>Douglas is dead
>That's getting really old really fast
>8 paramedics left
>Including our resident sexy lady paramedic, Nightmare Moon
>They're all at Alejandro's house
>He's on vacation so he lent them his house
>Wheatley says "Hey, where are Pyro and Moon"
>Pyro is out sitting at the table with everyone
>Moon is cooking, of course
>Shit Wheatley
>Get it together
>They notice somebody's missing
>Hear a banging coming from Alejandro's closet
>Run the fuck upstairs to see who it is
>It's Zarathh
>Stabbed 55,609 times in the chest
>Christ
>How did anyone not notice this
>Well somebody was in there with him
>Anyone wanna speak up?
>No?
>Ok then
>I mentioned Zarathh's name at least once
>It's ok that he died now
>7 paramedics left
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Players List:
Moon
Bob
Pyro
Zarathh
Wheatley
Aperture
Douglas
Tim
Slappy
madcat

>Not being one to waste any time
>Alejandro decides to get one more person killed
>Killed: (read: murder)
>They take what's left of Zarathh's mutilated body
>Take it down to the cemetery
>Bury it themselves
>They don't wanna have another freaking funeral
>Waste no time in tossing him in the same damn hole as Douglas
>(Who is dead)
>They didn't bury Tim btw
>Don't ask me why
>Drunk assholes decide to fill the hole with cement
>Aperture starts making out with Moon
>Pyro's fw
>He punched Aperture
>At least, he tries to punch Aperture
>Misses completely
>Yet Aperture still falls down
>Falls straight into the hole
>The very same hole they're filling with cement
>His beer was drugged
>At least they assume that because he was piled-on by wet cement
>What a terrible death
>But a death nonetheless, my children
>6 sexy bastards/bitches left
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Players List:
Moon
Bob
Pyro
Zarathh
Wheatley
Aperture
Douglas
Tim
Slappy
madcat

@ Post above

I managed to make out with Moon AND died a hilarious honorable death.

I haven't been able to get my shit together all week.

HEY GUYS I WANNA-

>Told you I'd go 'til the end on this one
>6 of my children left
>Douglas is alive
>Loljk he's really dead
>Damn, creativity is hard
>So they're all at Alejandro's house still
>Despite the fucking murder that happened there
>Bob and Pyro suggest a fun-filled karaoke time
>Hah, Slappy's paralyzed, he can't sing
>So Moon and Pyro do a duet of "Don't Go Breakin' My Heart"
>By Elton John
>And Kkidkidikdkiededdddeeeekidieikeikeidee (read: Kiki Dee)
>Up next is Bob and madcat
>Singing Yyz by Rush
>It's a fucking instrumental dumbshits
>Next is Slappy and Wheatley
>Christ, Slappy
>Everyone gets butthurt because he can't sing
>He cries and runs wheels upstairs in Alejandro's huge-ass house
>Nobody follows him
>Minutes later, a huge crash is heard
>It's Slappy
>He jumped rolled out the window
>And you assholes did nothing to save him
>Wow
>5 left
>Assholes (but good singing)
>But you're still assholes
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Player List:
Moon
Bob
Pyro
Zarathh
Wheatley
Aperture
Douglas
Tim
Slappy
madcat

>Whoa everyone
>Stop posting so much in my thread
>Damn
>Anyways
>5 left
>They're all on duty that day
>Every paramedic is being fucking murdered
>At the scene of a burning building
>It's been burning for a while
>The smoke fills the air
>Ironically they recruit Pyro to go into the building
>Goes in and fucking saves everyone
>What a champ
>Is on fire when he comes out
>Is immune to fire
>404 FUCKS NOT GIVEN
>Wheatley goes in because he's jealous of Pyro
>Because Moon is damn sexy
>Hear a scream
>Shattering glass
>Flames erupt from a 17th story window
>A body falls out
>Everyone runs to it
>Lotsa commotion
>Lotsa spaghetti
>But it's Wheatley's body
>And Wheatley is surely dead
>4 dickfaces remaining
>Dammit
>I hate you guys
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Player List:
Moon
Bob
Pyro
Zarathh
Wheatley
Aperture
Douglas
Tim
Slappy
madcat

I bet it's Moon. Bodies don't fly out of windows by themselves.

Wait, I'm actually IN this game?…

…Madcat's claims make sense. Moon and Pyro have survived this long. There must be a reason for that.

>We're down to the wire
>Then suddenly they become the Fantastic Four
>Human Torch: Pyro
>Invisible Girl: Moon
>Mr. Fantastic: Bob
>The Thing: madcat
>Because this is the perfect situation for that
>The Golden Gate Bridge is collapsing
>People are gonna die
>Shit's getting fucked
>And so is Moon
>By Pyro
>Wait
>They're brother and sister in the comics
>OH GOD WHY
>Anyway
>madcat the horrible mutant Thing is the only one doing shit
>Bob is using his stretchy powers to entertain children
>Fuck those guys
>Trying to hold it up
>madcat falls over the edge
>Hanging on for dear life
>A mysterious voice comes from above
>"Hello"
>"Please, help me, my friend that I know and is one of the Fantastic Four" says madcat
>"Oh I'll help you"
>Stranger used WATER GUN
>It's super effective
>Wild madcat fainted fell into the frigid waters below and died a cold, slow death
>Lol
>They're now the Fantastic Three
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Player List:
Moon
Bob
Pyro
Zarathh
Wheatley
Aperture
Douglas
Tim
Slappy
madcat

I'm REALLY Suspicious of Pyro right now.
Fir one, I dies first, and I remember a while a back in a thread I pissed pyro off, and the purning building scenario Pyro would have had the easiest time getting to Wheatley.

>So there's three left
>Pyro, his sexy sexy sexy girlfriend Moon, and Bob
>They're back at Alejandro's house
>Alejandro is working today
>He's also a paramedic
>Saving lives like a hoss
>The three left are off
>Sitting on Ale's couch sweating their asses off
>They're all in their underwear
>Moon suggests something
>A threeway, you say?
>"Yes please" agrees Bob
>Pyro is displeased
>Moon is his
>He jelly
>Bob gets on top of Moon and does sex to her
>Feels her body
>Nice job Bob
>Pyro punches Bob in the face
>Bob storms out
>Moon is really horny
>Not gonna say what she does next without Pyro in the room
>After she does that thing she goes upstairs to bed
>With Pyro because they sleep together
>Pyro wakes up in the morning
>Apologizes to Moon
>OR RATHER HER DEAD BODY GASP
>Because Moon is dead
>As is Douglas
>Only Pyro and Bob remain
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Player List:
Moon
Bob
Pyro
Zarathh
Wheatley
Aperture
Douglas
Tim
Slappy
madcat

>So Moon has died
>Er, been killed
>ALL OF THIS HAPPENED IN ALEJANDRO'S HOUSE
>WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU DOING TO MY HIS HOUSE
>The police show up after Alejandro discovers the body
>Alejandro found both bodies when he came home
>Detectives Benson and Stabler are there
>Wait that doesn't make sense this isn't a sex crime
>Well fuck you guys I wrote it that way
>Benson says "The guy, Pyro, kills his girlfriend"
>"Can't live with the guilt so he hangs himself"
>CSU finds a note in the closet
>Stabler reads it aloud:
> Dear Pyro
> I'm sorry for all I put you nine friends through
> You all mean the world to me
> But if I didn't kill you all, I'd never know who I really was
> That's why I left the country forever
> I'm sorry
> Your friend for Eternity,
> Bob
>"Pretty sadistic bastard, Liv" says Stabler
>"No" says Benson
>"Just sad"
Murderer: Bob

And so the big reveal is made.