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Last posted Aug 29, 2012 at 10:40AM EDT. Added Jul 07, 2012 at 03:21AM EDT
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What quality do dogs hate the most?

Catatonia.

What quality do cats hate the most?

Dogmatism.

Jul 07, 2012 at 03:21AM EDT
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What’s Hitlers favourite food?

Luftwaffles.

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Jul 07, 2012 at 04:00AM EDT
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Does that count?

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Jul 07, 2012 at 10:39AM EDT
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The bucket on the left is pretty neat, but in pails in comparison to the bucket on the right.

Jul 07, 2012 at 01:06PM EDT
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Chokesmurf wrote:


The bucket on the left is pretty neat, but in pails in comparison to the bucket on the right.

Jul 07, 2012 at 01:29PM EDT
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Herobrine wrote:

What’s Hitlers favourite food?

Luftwaffles.

Jul 07, 2012 at 01:31PM EDT
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Are you trying to tell me that there’s a mantra for weight-loss?
Hah, fat chants!

Jul 07, 2012 at 01:41PM EDT
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Chokesmurf wrote:


The bucket on the left is pretty neat, but in pails in comparison to the bucket on the right.

Why did you post a NSFW Picture?!

Jul 07, 2012 at 02:46PM EDT
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I submitted ten puns to a pun thread once, hoping at least one of them would be upvoted.

But no pun in ten did.

Jul 07, 2012 at 03:02PM EDT

You thought the nostril was the the correct answer? Sorry, wrong pick.

Jul 07, 2012 at 03:44PM EDT
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I couldn’t quite remember how to throw a boomerang, but eventually it came back to me.

Jul 07, 2012 at 03:48PM EDT
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Two peanuts were walking, but on was a-salted.

Jul 07, 2012 at 03:52PM EDT

A guy on Deviant Art asked me if there is a new Supper Smash Bros.
I answered:“It’s incoming. Hoping it will be not Last Supper.”

Jul 07, 2012 at 05:31PM EDT
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Commander Tyler wrote:

I had a fear of hurdles, but dont worry, I got over it.

I prefer this:

Jul 07, 2012 at 05:32PM EDT
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i accidently cut off my hand chopping a Locust tree down. That was un-axe-pected.

Jul 07, 2012 at 06:08PM EDT
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“You’re wrong, and I’m right,” said the Republican.
“Oh, yeah?” said the Democrat. “I’ve got proof that…oh, hang on, I left it back at the office.”

Jul 07, 2012 at 06:21PM EDT
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Herobrine wrote:

What’s Hitlers favourite food?

Luftwaffles.

That wasn’t funny Anne Frankly I am offended.

Jul 07, 2012 at 06:29PM EDT
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Heavy Weapons wrote:

That wasn’t funny Anne Frankly I am offended.

Well, what the Heil are you gonna do about it?

Jul 07, 2012 at 06:33PM EDT
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My grandma said she loves feet, I guess she has a feetish!
Ba Dum Tss

Last edited Jul 07, 2012 at 07:49PM EDT
Jul 07, 2012 at 07:48PM EDT
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I mustache you a question about this thread, but i will shave it for later.

(Sorry)

Jul 07, 2012 at 11:00PM EDT

Explosive Lasers AKA Solaire AKA Sexiest wrote:

We should put this whole thread in the punitentiary.

Is it the place where everyone gets pun-ished?

Last edited Jul 08, 2012 at 03:52PM EDT
Jul 08, 2012 at 03:52PM EDT
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Dr. Coolface wrote:

Well, what the Heil are you gonna do about it?

I don’t like Nazi jokes. They’re way out of mein kampfort zone.

Jul 10, 2012 at 03:19PM EDT

Dr. Coolface wrote:

Well, what the Heil are you gonna do about it?

You called me out on it? AW SHWITS!

Jul 10, 2012 at 07:31PM EDT
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Because everyone was Russian her to finish cooking, the Turkey turned out a bit Greecey.

Jul 10, 2012 at 07:36PM EDT
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William Schnell wrote:

I don’t like Nazi jokes. They’re way out of mein kampfort zone.

I like the chair where i am sitting, its

Jul 10, 2012 at 07:40PM EDT
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I tried to talk to my fries…
but I only got insalted.

Last edited Jul 10, 2012 at 07:45PM EDT
Jul 10, 2012 at 07:44PM EDT
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That would have been amusing.
If the 9gag watermark wasn’t there.

Jul 11, 2012 at 10:16AM EDT
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A prisoner’s favourite punctuation mark is the period. It marks the end of his sentence.

Jul 11, 2012 at 10:31AM EDT
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Wow, I didn’t know that Palpatine had such a huge temper! He was practically Sithing with rage!

Jul 11, 2012 at 10:37AM EDT
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Hypercat-Z wrote:

Black jokes aren’t funny, they are pretty dark.

Last edited Jul 17, 2012 at 09:30PM EDT
Jul 17, 2012 at 09:29PM EDT
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I mustache you all a question but i’ll shave it for later.

Jul 17, 2012 at 09:47PM EDT

GIANTDAD wrote:


I mustache you all a question but i’ll shave it for later.

No, i will mustache you a question…do you like beer’d?

Jul 18, 2012 at 12:51AM EDT
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Orange you glad I showed up? My puns are exsqueezeite, they pulpverise the competition. You’ve never seed anything like the puns I produce, such concentrated humor is tough to rind. Surely you see the apeel?

Last edited Jul 18, 2012 at 04:41PM EDT
Jul 18, 2012 at 04:39PM EDT
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