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Hello, Good Sir. Have you accepted the Almighty Machine God into your life yet?

Last posted Jul 15, 2012 at 12:50PM EDT. Added Jul 12, 2012 at 09:45PM EDT
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If not then I welcome you to join the Cult Mechanicus or the Cult of Machines, if your not sure what that means. We will welcome you with open arms!

And teach you all that is need to be know! Heck, well even turn you into Tech Priest!And if you don’t except us… Well you can go and die as the lower life form that you are, no offense!

Well… Wha’da ya say? We have cookies.

Jul 12, 2012 at 09:45PM EDT

Captain Douglas J Falcon wrote:

no.

Fine! Nobody even needs you anyways!

Jul 12, 2012 at 09:52PM EDT

Aristocatification aka Lolishiiit wrote:

yes.

Yay! First person to accept The Almighty Machine God!

Jul 12, 2012 at 09:55PM EDT

Explosive Lasers AKA Solaire AKA Sexiest wrote:

I have trained for this day!

Heresy! blam

Omnissiah himself sanctions the work of the Adeptus Mechanicus and the Machine God.

Shut your disgusting meat flaps.

Jul 12, 2012 at 10:45PM EDT
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No but i think you need to accept the almighty octagon in yours son.


Last edited Jul 12, 2012 at 11:23PM EDT
Jul 12, 2012 at 11:22PM EDT

I’m not your son, Mr. Hobo. I’m very angry that you would call me your “son”. Your not even a devoted Tech Priest, so your claim to calling me your son is… stupid. OH YEAH, I WENT THERE.

Jul 12, 2012 at 11:57PM EDT

Mexx Android wrote:

I’m not your son, Mr. Hobo. I’m very angry that you would call me your “son”. Your not even a devoted Tech Priest, so your claim to calling me your son is… stupid. OH YEAH, I WENT THERE.

You’re not my son anymore….you’re a monster! You’ve changed son…you’ve changed so much…

Jul 14, 2012 at 09:23AM EDT

FUCK the almighty machine god. I’m with the almighty octagon.

Jul 14, 2012 at 01:11PM EDT

angstyHoodie OPERATOR wrote:

Do I get robo-parts?

I want a mechanical dick.

Uh…Odd Request.
But yes, you may have a mechanical “dick”.
Would you like a drill?

Jul 14, 2012 at 02:33PM EDT

Mexx Android wrote:

Uh…Odd Request.
But yes, you may have a mechanical “dick”.
Would you like a drill?

Can I get one like this?

Jul 14, 2012 at 07:42PM EDT
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@p3rson

My god….

We shall begin the ritual immediately!

Jul 14, 2012 at 07:46PM EDT

angstyHoodie OPERATOR wrote:

Do I get robo-parts?

I want a mechanical dick.

Ah, I see you seek Holy Augmentations to bring the fresh closer to the machine god. A noble endeavour, I myself have received numerous augmentations over the years and am quite at one with the Omnissiah.

Last edited Jul 15, 2012 at 12:22PM EDT
Jul 15, 2012 at 12:17PM EDT
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GIANTDAD wrote:

No but i think you need to accept the almighty octagon in yours son.


>Eight glorious sides
>Eight stunning angles
>Mfw

Jul 15, 2012 at 12:21PM EDT
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Mexx Android wrote:

Uh…Odd Request.
But yes, you may have a mechanical “dick”.
Would you like a drill?

Nah, I’m looking for something more…classy.

I wanna leave ’em wanting to come back again, not leave them with internal vagina scars.

Jul 15, 2012 at 12:29PM EDT
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