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Endless Tower of Boss Battles

Last posted Aug 10, 2012 at 07:05PM EDT. Added Jul 15, 2012 at 08:50PM EDT
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It’s made of iron. Attack with water based stuff until it rusts into immobility.

Floor 50: Che(eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee)n(!!!)
She’s got access to ALL her spellcards.

Jul 17, 2012 at 12:25PM EDT
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Throw the HHG. (Holy Hand Grenade)
HALL-EE-OO…
poof.

Floor 53:

Funky Kong
He has no weak spots, he’s a fuckin’ kong!
Also, his weapon is a surfboard.

Jul 17, 2012 at 12:45PM EDT
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I don’t need any weak spots to take him down. Impaled right through the forehead with my horn.
Floor 56 (55 due to a numbering error on Soliare’s part.)
Me:

. EDIT: Nope, floor 56. Somewhere along the line someone fucked up. The floor number matches which number post you are in the thread. Easiest way to check you floor number when you’re the newest post: look at the number of posts in the thread. Your floor number should match the number of posts in the thread.

Last edited Jul 17, 2012 at 12:54PM EDT
Jul 17, 2012 at 12:50PM EDT

Donkey Statue! Nobody can handle that…

floor 56:

Giant Baby Bowser.
Only giant eggs can save you now. Red, polka-dotted eggs.
(Super Mario World 2: Yoshi’s Island)

…Not only the BFG-3000 will help.

Last edited Jul 17, 2012 at 12:54PM EDT
Jul 17, 2012 at 12:53PM EDT
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Give him mario, then go to the next floor while he’s distracted.

Floor 58

Your average kid playing Call of Duty




Last edited Jul 17, 2012 at 12:56PM EDT
Jul 17, 2012 at 12:54PM EDT
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@Solaire
Wrong spherical battlestation of death. The Death Egg doesn;t have such a weak spot that’s easy to reach, AFAIK.

@megalolzors
They play a Generic Military FPS. That means I have the high ground by default. If it has to come down to weapons… well, I’ll show them a classic FPS weapon, utilising the BFG-9000.

Floor 59: Sanic Hegehog. The twist is it’s a race.

Jul 17, 2012 at 01:03PM EDT
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You are sent to the inside of a castle…

Floor 60: False King Allant

Good luck.

Jul 17, 2012 at 01:13PM EDT

Shoot him in the back before he turns around.

Floor 61, the prince of saiyans.

Jul 17, 2012 at 01:24PM EDT
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Turn into Goku. Simple as that.

Floor 62: Cesare Borgia

Last edited Jul 17, 2012 at 01:29PM EDT
Jul 17, 2012 at 01:28PM EDT

Teach the sun to chill out, Aka Ice Beam.


Floor 64:You dock out inside a ship and fly to space when out of nowhere…

Andross.

Last edited Jul 17, 2012 at 02:07PM EDT
Jul 17, 2012 at 02:07PM EDT
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DO A BARREL ROLL and also keep shooting at it.
Floor 65: Ganondorf, the Great King Of Evil.

Jul 17, 2012 at 02:10PM EDT
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Throw an erotic book filled with Alice, Patchouli, and Reimu pics and make a dash up the stairs.

Floor 68:

Jul 17, 2012 at 02:48PM EDT
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I have no idea what that’s meant to be, but it doesn’t seem to be able to move. Just stand back and shoot it to pieces.

Floor 69: You must face the final boss of the internet.

Jul 17, 2012 at 02:53PM EDT
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I summon the Beta the Magnet Warrior!

DR. Doom sticks to him while I run up the stairs!

Floor 72: Evil Nemesis

Jul 17, 2012 at 03:55PM EDT
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Burn, baby burn….
Floor 73:

Bruticus.
Enjoy going up against the biggest brute the Decepticons have.

Jul 17, 2012 at 04:02PM EDT
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Why are you asking us to look it up instead of posting an image? Yes, I know I didn’t post an image of sanic hegehog, but counsidering sanic hegehog’s tied to the whole GOTTA GO FAST meme..

Jul 17, 2012 at 04:41PM EDT
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Tahrdan Ismeh Wu-Temporis wrote:

Why are you asking us to look it up instead of posting an image? Yes, I know I didn’t post an image of sanic hegehog, but counsidering sanic hegehog’s tied to the whole GOTTA GO FAST meme..

Because when I try to put the url in the thing, it doesn’t work.
For example:

Jul 17, 2012 at 05:00PM EDT
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…That’s bad news. I guess all I can do is attack from range, and avoid attacks.

Now, because of what someone else chose as a means of tkaing otu a boss…. Time to nuke.

Floor 76: Utsuho Reiuji

☢CAUTION!!☢CAUTION!!☢CAUTION!!☢

Jul 17, 2012 at 05:49PM EDT
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Fly around her dodgeing bullets without throwing up.

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Floor 77:In space with Rifters…

A 1000 Freakin Rifters.

Last edited Jul 17, 2012 at 06:11PM EDT
Jul 17, 2012 at 06:09PM EDT
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Fire your proton lasers at them and hopefully that will take them out

Floor 78: Gaping Dragon

Jul 17, 2012 at 06:14PM EDT
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Stab it in the head, put some gasoline on it, light it on fire, bam.

Floor 79


Metal Mario

Attention! Spamming moves will NOT help!

Last edited Jul 17, 2012 at 06:19PM EDT
Jul 17, 2012 at 06:18PM EDT
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If there’s no water, I guess i’ll jsut have to resort to simple physics – Metal conducts electricity, so electrical based attacks will be devastating.

Floor 80: The room is flooded, with a few floating platforms. The room is massive, to make room for….

Perfect Chaos

Jul 17, 2012 at 06:55PM EDT
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1: Acquire All 7 Power Emeralds
2:Use
3:?
4:Profit!

Floor 81:

HOLY SHITE ITS A GOOMBA WITH TELEKINETIC POWERS!!
He has telekinesis, so he can lift you. No squashy.

Last edited Jul 17, 2012 at 07:02PM EDT
Jul 17, 2012 at 07:01PM EDT
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Sneak up from behind and trow a chain chomp at him.
Floor 82 :

Jul 17, 2012 at 07:06PM EDT

I’m not sure what powers he has or where he’s from, so:
>Spawn in as Support class
>Arm self with USAS-12 w/FRAG-12 shotgun shells and Extended Mags
>Use your sniper-accurate rapid-fire RPG to murder him to oblivion

Floor 84:

You get to face off against Giant Space Buudha. Have fun.

Jul 17, 2012 at 08:12PM EDT
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NOPE. GALACTUS DESTROYS HIM.

Floor 85: Solomon Grundy

Jul 17, 2012 at 08:18PM EDT

On floor 86, you confront Bain.

@Captain Douglas J Falcon
Floor 86 has already been taken prepare for a hostile take over of your account to compensate for this treachery Mr. Falcon

Last edited Jul 17, 2012 at 08:50PM EDT
Jul 17, 2012 at 08:24PM EDT
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@Sparty: That’s actually Wyzen from Asura’s Wrath. (At least I THINK it is. Not entirely sure.)
ANYWAYS, A few shots from the BFG 9000 should get him.
FLOOR 87:
Meta Knight

There is a sword in the ground and you are allowed to use ONLY that sword.

Last edited Jul 17, 2012 at 08:35PM EDT
Jul 17, 2012 at 08:24PM EDT
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Okay. Sucks up Sword

PONYO!!

Floor 87: Black Shadow

Jul 17, 2012 at 08:33PM EDT

Introduce them to the year 2012

floor 91: black war greymon

Jul 17, 2012 at 11:22PM EDT
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1:Call Kamek and Bowser
2: Kamek sprays magic on Bowser
3: Bowser and Black War Greymon have an epic battle

Floor 92:

His weapons are a baseball bat, tennis racket and his anger.
Don’t fuck with Wiggler. He blocks your path.

Last edited Jul 18, 2012 at 12:35PM EDT
Jul 18, 2012 at 12:34PM EDT
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Oh this guy is easy I beat his ass before.
>Rocket artillery his body segments to depress him
>Beam Spam his head
>Repeat until ded

Floor 93: You are accosted by this guy;

The End
He’s been sniping longer than your mother’s been living

Also, if someone does this the right way they earn brownie points. (You should know what the right way is if you’ve played MGS3)

Jul 18, 2012 at 12:53PM EDT
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Sneak up behind him and assassinate him from a box, metal gear style.

Floor 94: Gary Motherfucking Oak

Last edited Jul 18, 2012 at 12:57PM EDT
Jul 18, 2012 at 12:56PM EDT
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I don’t summon Optimus…

Optimus is drawn to Megatron and kicks his ass in an attempt to win the Pinkie figure
Floor 96:

Liberty Prime
Democracy is non-negotiable

Last edited Jul 18, 2012 at 01:05PM EDT
Jul 18, 2012 at 01:04PM EDT
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