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Endless Tower of Boss Battles

Last posted Aug 10, 2012 at 07:05PM EDT. Added Jul 15, 2012 at 08:50PM EDT
223 posts from 45 users

Send in the Ultramarines.

Floor 148 :

Larry Jr.

Last edited Jul 23, 2012 at 05:38PM EDT
Jul 23, 2012 at 05:36PM EDT

It’s a worm, huh? HO-OH, I CHOOSE YOU!

Floor 149: Taokaka

Jul 23, 2012 at 05:44PM EDT
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Toss an anti-magic grenade to deactivate her abilities, then double-tap with an ACR.
Problem solved.

Floor 158:

Jul 23, 2012 at 08:16PM EDT
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Floor 159:

Uroboros

Jul 23, 2012 at 08:20PM EDT

I have seen enough Hentai to know where this is going! Throw the Loli’s and make a run for the stairs.

Floor 160:
Qui-gon jinn

Last edited Jul 23, 2012 at 08:24PM EDT
Jul 23, 2012 at 08:23PM EDT
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Shoot him in the face with a .44 Magnum.
Only morons bring laser swords to gunfights.

Floor 161 collapses back into Floor 158:

The only thing standing between you and the elevator to Floor 162.

Last edited Jul 23, 2012 at 09:28PM EDT
Jul 23, 2012 at 09:26PM EDT
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Use a shotgun, always effective against the undead.

Floor 162:

Nineball

“Target Verified. Commencing Hostilities.”

Last edited Jul 23, 2012 at 09:39PM EDT
Jul 23, 2012 at 09:39PM EDT
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Just get one of these

Floor 163
Living Sandvich

He’ll satisfy your hunger. FOR REVENGE!

Jul 24, 2012 at 09:09AM EDT
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I go play BlazBlue Hardest setting go on arcade, and perfect him with tsubaki first round, let him kill me 2nd round, then use my Astral finish on him the final round.
proof checking my achievements on Xbox.com…

Floor 165: Candle Ja-

Last edited Jul 24, 2012 at 02:15PM EDT
Jul 24, 2012 at 02:10PM EDT
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Say his name and let him capture…
…my holographic decoy. Immediately after that, decloak and shoot him in the face at point-blank.

Floor 166:

Ares Colossal BattleMech
150 tons of death and destruction stamping your way.

Jul 24, 2012 at 02:16PM EDT
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Destroy its Core…or wherever its weakspot may be, with a linear rifle

Floor 167:

White Glint
Jul 24, 2012 at 02:44PM EDT
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Use the RC Possessor, take control of it and have it self-destruct.

Floor 168:

Can you beat the Wei Kingdom’s greatest strategist in a battle of wits?

Jul 24, 2012 at 03:09PM EDT
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Mannosuke’s got this! throw vampires at it.

Floor 169: Bojack

Jul 24, 2012 at 03:24PM EDT
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Call Goku and this will be done quick.

Floor 170:Crystal Viper

Jul 24, 2012 at 07:37PM EDT
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Blindly hit it with a Crowbar. The pic is no-hotlinked so I CAN’T SEE WHAT IT IS!!

Floor 171: Master Hand

Last edited Jul 24, 2012 at 07:47PM EDT
Jul 24, 2012 at 07:46PM EDT

Open a remote portal to the beginning of the universe, suck all of the energy of the Big Bang into the spot where Lagann stands, and then escape reality before the time paradox destoys the universe.

Floor 173:

Deadpool.
Good luck.

Jul 24, 2012 at 08:56PM EDT
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This guy

Floor 174: Dead Master

@Evil The Cat
Machine Guns won’t work for her, she is too powerful. She can easily destroy it and her body is like 10x body armor.

Last edited Jul 24, 2012 at 09:44PM EDT
Jul 24, 2012 at 09:42PM EDT
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@Ryuki Satzuki DrThundercritic
Very well now I’m stuck in this godamn Floor..
Okay here
Both solutions for Floor 162 and 174…You open the console of the game and type this: “Buddha_mode 1” and there you go! You can happily dance until you arrive to the next floor!

Floor 175
Elvis from God Hand!

Jul 24, 2012 at 10:16PM EDT
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Good ol’ Yes Man Kablaam should do the trick.
Floor 176 – “Inconceivable! You’ve managed to get all the way here, but unfortunately, you won’t get any farther! No one bests me in a battle of wits! Come at me, bro!”

Jul 24, 2012 at 10:40PM EDT
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Throw him some BARRELS and then punch him to death

Floor 177:

Slenderman…dramatic music

Jul 25, 2012 at 06:10PM EDT
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Stab him to death

Floor 177:

Linux Penguin

Jul 25, 2012 at 07:08PM EDT

EDIT: Ninja’d.

Two words; fork bomb.

Floor 178

With his Mega Interplanetary Ninja Assassin Claptrap.

Last edited Jul 25, 2012 at 07:11PM EDT
Jul 25, 2012 at 07:09PM EDT
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Do a barrel roll and then kill it.

Floor 180:

Jul 25, 2012 at 08:15PM EDT

Divorce-u.

Floor 182:
Insane Black☆Rock Shooter

Last edited Jul 25, 2012 at 08:36PM EDT
Jul 25, 2012 at 08:36PM EDT
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Insane Black☆Rock Shooter is quickly slain by the power of:

All previous tower bosses kneel before their might! Try topping that.

Jul 25, 2012 at 09:05PM EDT
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Nuke each boss from orbit.

Floor 182:
The entire DragonBall Z cast

The entire Touhou cast

Commander Shepard

Last edited Jul 25, 2012 at 11:41PM EDT
Jul 25, 2012 at 11:41PM EDT

Call for help from The Q.

Floor 183:
The star ship Enterprise and her crew

Last edited Jul 26, 2012 at 12:40AM EDT
Jul 26, 2012 at 12:39AM EDT
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Get head shots to kill him.

Floor 185:
Castle Oblivion

Last edited Jul 26, 2012 at 02:39PM EDT
Jul 26, 2012 at 02:34PM EDT

Object to his claims and drop the Litany of Litany’s Litany on his head.

Floor 186: A squad of dese guise;

Always angry, all the time.

Last edited Jul 26, 2012 at 02:49PM EDT
Jul 26, 2012 at 02:48PM EDT
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Use a tank to kill them

Floor 187: Billy Mays

Last edited Aug 06, 2012 at 04:29PM EDT
Aug 06, 2012 at 04:28PM EDT

Convince Luna Child to accompany me to the floor. She remvoes soumnd, meaning that shouting doesn’t do a damn thing.

Floor 188…
20 Pathfunders. At once.

Aug 06, 2012 at 04:31PM EDT
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Skeletor-sm

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