I saw a dead cat today, it might-of been road killed but it's in the grass.
It's a very very dark brown-ish cat.
What do I do with it's dead body?
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What do I do if I see a dead cat?
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Jul 26, 2012 at 07:45PM EDT.
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Eat it.
It's the perfect crime.
Mexx Android
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Poke it with a stick.
Poke a stick with it.
Hypercat-Z
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Let it become food for bugs. It's the circle of life.
American Tanker, Hell on Tracks
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Kaboom it.
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American Tanker, Hell on Tracks wrote:
Kaboom it.
Fuck its brains out.
Or burn it.
But burning it will make me stronger.
Its being will enter my Soul Trap, and it's essence will be devoured.
I also think you should poke it with a stick, but afterwards, unless it is located someplace very isolated, you should report it to your town government. My hometown has the health department hire a group like the Humane Society to recover the bodies of dead animals, so if you are going to call I suggest trying the health department first. However, I don't know how your town government is structured, so the department involved might vary.
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Wsxdas, The Last Kramabender
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Do a backflip.
🅱ank 🅱ill
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cremate it, and spread its ashes all over the world
GIANTDAD
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Eat it. Knowing you you're probably starving.
Lich
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Throw it off an interstate bridge and hope it lands on a vehicle.
Suspended
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I will attempt CPR (Cardiopulmonary resuscitation), then cry over the dead body
Grab it and it will follow you and give you 9 lives. However, each life will only have 1 container heart.
Have it patched up and stuffed, tile each of its sides with pop tarts, attach rainbow-colored ribbons to its tail, put it up on ebay.
It's actually a nigger cat.
Not brown, the brown is dark blood on it.
Eat it. Eat that pussy.
Oh wait.. now it's a black and white cat..