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What do I do if I see a dead cat?

Last posted Jul 26, 2012 at 07:45PM EDT. Added Jul 25, 2012 at 09:58PM EDT
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I saw a dead cat today, it might-of been road killed but it’s in the grass.
It’s a very very dark brown-ish cat.
What do I do with it’s dead body?

Jul 25, 2012 at 09:58PM EDT
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Poke it with a stick.

Jul 25, 2012 at 10:03PM EDT

Kaboom it.

Jul 25, 2012 at 10:27PM EDT

Fuck its brains out.

Or burn it.

But burning it will make me stronger.

Its being will enter my Soul Trap, and it’s essence will be devoured.

Jul 25, 2012 at 11:52PM EDT
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I also think you should poke it with a stick, but afterwards, unless it is located someplace very isolated, you should report it to your town government. My hometown has the health department hire a group like the Humane Society to recover the bodies of dead animals, so if you are going to call I suggest trying the health department first. However, I don’t know how your town government is structured, so the department involved might vary.

Jul 26, 2012 at 12:09AM EDT
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量子 Meme wrote:

Twins, what may you be implying?

“… I have these sudden, random urges to look at as much r34 as I possible can.”

-Twins, in totally accurate context

I believe we all know what she’s implying.

Jul 26, 2012 at 02:31AM EDT
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Explosive Lasers AKA Solaire AKA Sexiest wrote:

“… I have these sudden, random urges to look at as much r34 as I possible can.”

-Twins, in totally accurate context

I believe we all know what she’s implying.

Jul 26, 2012 at 02:35AM EDT
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Do a backflip.

Jul 26, 2012 at 03:23AM EDT

Eat it. Knowing you you’re probably starving.

Jul 26, 2012 at 11:33AM EDT

I will attempt CPR (Cardiopulmonary resuscitation), then cry over the dead body

Jul 26, 2012 at 12:38PM EDT
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Have it patched up and stuffed, tile each of its sides with pop tarts, attach rainbow-colored ribbons to its tail, put it up on ebay.

Jul 26, 2012 at 06:27PM EDT
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It’s actually a nigger cat.
Not brown, the brown is dark blood on it.

Jul 26, 2012 at 07:32PM EDT
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Oh wait.. now it’s a black and white cat..

Jul 26, 2012 at 07:45PM EDT
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Skeletor-sm

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