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I saw a dead cat today, it might-of been road killed but it's in the grass.
It's a very very dark brown-ish cat.
What do I do with it's dead body?

Eat it.

It's the perfect crime.

Poke it with a stick.

Poke a stick with it.

Let it become food for bugs. It's the circle of life.

Kaboom it.

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That's scary

Fuck its brains out.

Or burn it.

But burning it will make me stronger.

Its being will enter my Soul Trap, and it's essence will be devoured.

I also think you should poke it with a stick, but afterwards, unless it is located someplace very isolated, you should report it to your town government. My hometown has the health department hire a group like the Humane Society to recover the bodies of dead animals, so if you are going to call I suggest trying the health department first. However, I don't know how your town government is structured, so the department involved might vary.

Twins, what may you be implying?

"… I have these sudden, random urges to look at as much r34 as I possible can."

-Twins, in totally accurate context

I believe we all know what she's implying.

Do a backflip.

cremate it, and spread its ashes all over the world

Eat it. Knowing you you're probably starving.

Throw it off an interstate bridge and hope it lands on a vehicle.

I will attempt CPR (Cardiopulmonary resuscitation), then cry over the dead body

Grab it and it will follow you and give you 9 lives. However, each life will only have 1 container heart.

Have it patched up and stuffed, tile each of its sides with pop tarts, attach rainbow-colored ribbons to its tail, put it up on ebay.

It's actually a nigger cat.
Not brown, the brown is dark blood on it.

Eat it. Eat that pussy.

Oh wait.. now it's a black and white cat..