Want some Candy?
As long as you don’t have a suspicious van…
Want a MANLY hug?
Yes yes i do.
Establish Alpha Male Position over them
I think not.
Are you out hugging another man?!
HOBO YOU HOMEWRECKER!
What’re we gonna do on the bed, Ann?
Nothing some else is already on it
I would beat his skull in for trying to rape natty.
I would rape his skull for trying to beat ANN.
I would eat your ass up for trying to beat DoctorHobo
I would chuck as much would as a woodchuck could chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood.
I would sell shells by the sea shore. Wanna come, Twins?
Pick you up and spin you around and around.
Make babehs with other users?
Fine then. WHO WANTS MAH BABIES!?
I’d wonder why the hell some guy from the Internet is in my room.
I would then punch a giant spider in the balls, because at this point reality is unraveling at the seams and coherency is dissolving.
I don’t think a Spaceship would fit in my room. ._.
We’d play some Dark Souls and maybe look at my photo album. :I
I would show you my nunchucks.
Assert my position as God over him
Assert my dominance over him.
Did you bring the lube?
Room for one more (inb4 this turns into an orgy)?
Stand over in the corner and stare at them while they do whatever.
Shall we start this sexy party, already?
My Body is ready
Force him into my dress and take pictures.
Watch out for bricks
(Now I have to draw me in a dress now… )
Take his hat in cold blood.
Oh Twins, you’ve done it now.
You don’t like it when I don’t have my hat.
Gives him a new hat. It’s a Baggy Hat. Sorry for making you look sorta like a hipster.
Draw a full blown comic together while eating a mountain of Pizza, drinking a ton of Soda, and wipeing out at 4 in the morning only to wake up at 8PM the next day and realize our Comic is a complete Derp.
I waited 10 minutes to see if anyone else wanted go before me.
NOW BRACE YO SELVES
Now are those paddings?
We’d listen to hip-hop music while having a LAN party.
Script the RPG while goofing off at random intervals.
Play happy wheels
Be really confused
Give him a better hat
Play Ninja’s you damn Ninja.
Play Tales of Games
hit him in the back of the head with the blunt side of a pain train.
Be a ninja
Comb your hair…Furiously.