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>We are The Borg.
>We will add your biological and technological distinctiveness to our own.
>Your culture will adapt to service us.

>Resistance is futile.

VOYAGER, B---H

OOOOH S--T

WHAT YOU GONNA DO NOW

VOYAGER IS GONNA F--K YOUR S--T UP

GREETINGS, FELLOW ROBOTS

YOU WILL BE EXTERMINATED

Yes, but I know your weakness, fool robots!

>Former designation "opspe". You have been Assimilated.
>You will assist us in the Assimilation of others.
>You will forward this goal to others.
>Together we will bring order to chaos.

>Vessel designated "NCC-74656: USS VOYAGER" detected.
>Resistance level: High
>Collective not established: DISENGAGE.

I am not a number, I am a free man! And don't you ever-

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>Override logged at 22:39 on 14/08/12
>Primary functions enabled.
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>This unit's designation is three of eight
>This unit's primary function is to assimilate others
>This unit's primary goal is to impose order on a chaotic universe
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>Awaiting instructions.

Voyager, this is Normandy. You won't be on your own.

>We are The Borg.
>Instruction:FORWARDED.
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>Instruction:
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>Await detection of Lifeforms and Technology.
>Establish Collective.
>Hostile Detection: ASSIMILATE.
>Non-hostile Detection: OBSERVE.

>Vessel designated “UNKNOWN” detected.
>Resistance level: UNKNOWN
>Collective not established: OBSERVE.

Mr Kim, rotate hailing frequencies.

Starship Normandy, this is Captain Janeway of the Federation starship Voyager. Your registry is not in Federation databanks. Therefore, be advised that the Borg are a serious threat and should not be taken lightly.

Release an emergency beacon, Ensign.

To all ships in this sector: This is the Federation starship Voyager. We have encountered the Borg. We need backup.

This is the Fleet Commander.

We will jump to your System to fight the Borg, Over.

Affirmative Voyager. Starfleet command is on full alert and reinforcements are on route. Setting our warp coordinates to your vector. We also read numerous ships from EVE Online breaking into our universe to assist but we are unsure how to respond, please await orders for Starfleet command before contacting the exo-universal fleet.

Star Fleet this is Eve Fleet, Are only intention is fighting the Borg, We have reach the Voyager's System and prepared to attack any borg ships they send out, we'll hold fire until they attack.

Let's see if we can't contact Hackett.

This is the Caldari Corporate Fleet

We are here to assist in your fight against the borg, as they have invaded our galaxy as well. Awaiting instructions, Captain Janeway.

Understood, Starfleet. We are receiving a message from them, patching it through to you now.

Star Fleet this is Eve Fleet, Are only intention is fighting the Borg, We have reach the Voyager’s System and prepared to attack any borg ships they send out, we’ll hold fire until they attack.

Our orders, Admiral?

RED LOBSTER

STANDING BY

Command, we have another fleet for assistance. We'll patch comms through now.

Also, some sort of space-borne organic is contacting us over subspace. It… appears to be a dog dressed as a lobster, sir. How should we proceed?

"This is the Caldari State Fleet"

"The Caldari State Fleet"

"Caldari"

Our minmatar fleet got here frist.

What? The Caldari is a giant corporation, isn't it?

(Do note I only played EvE Online for about a week)

The Caldari State is a group of Megacorporations, and The Minmatar Republic does not like Caldari. So don't come any closer to our fleet.

Alright Borg
The following statement is true
The previous statement is false

Command, we have a diplomatic situation here. The two alternate-universe fleets appear to be from the same universe, and are apparently enemies. We must make contact immediately and attempt to dissolve the situation before it destabilizes the joint fleet.

How long until support from Starfleet arrives? Voyager out.

Ensign, find the frequency the Eve fleets are broadcasting on and transmit this message:

Captains of the Caldari and Minmatar fleets: The Borg are a threat that will only be defeated if we work together. You may be enemies in your universe, but here, we are all allies against the Borg. Infighting will only make it easier for them to defeat us. Seeing the size of our fleet, it is likely the Borg will call for reinforcements, so we need to be prepared. Reinforcements from Starfleet are inbound.

Ensign, hail the Normandy:

Commander, we need you to contact any reinforcements from your universe. We seem to be at a subspace multiverse tear; if the Borg get through us, they can invade all of our universes. We need all the help we can get to prevent that.

<blockquoteCommander, we need you to contact any reinforcements from your universe. We seem to be at a subspace multiverse tear; if the Borg get through us, they can invade all of our universes. We need all the help we can get to prevent that.

Shepard, I'm telling you. We need to contact Admiral Hackett and Alliance Command.

OOC:

NEVER HAS KYM GATHERED AGAINST SUCH A THREAT

OOC: My avatar should tell you how I feel about… oh, right. Funny, man.

I'll gather the fleet from Dark Souls!

Fuck! I forgot, we're all zombies. Well, that kinda prevents us from being assimilated, so have fun, folks!

Well, um, uh…

Umm…

!

I FOUND A FLEET FOR YOU

You could go prequels if you really want to be good, but why would you use the prequels?

Minmitar, I feel that we can put aside our differences temporarily, as this can be a benefit to both of us if we stop fighting for the duration of this battle.

What say you?

come @ me borg you mad virgin lolololol

Voyager, all ships in-system, this is SSV Normandy SR-2. We have reinforcements, survivors. Just give me a moment…

…they're coming…

>Logic Traps are irrelevant.
>You will be Assimilated.
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>Incoming fleet detected.
>Resistance level: Massive.
>Collective not established:
>Collective not established:
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>ESTABLISH COLLECTIVE.
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>We are The Borg.
>The collective planetoid designated "KYM" will be Assimilated, starting with your colony.
>We will add your biological and technological distinctiveness to our own.
>Your culture will adapt to service us.

>Resistance is futile.

They made it!

(cue the music)

I like this guy already.
Instantly more popular than the Grotan

Hehe.

*ASS*imilation

You have to prove that both statements are true, though. Otherwise the lack of metatruth will avert any sentient computer's attention.

Then we can just go with "This Sentence is False".

Prove it!

What the actual fuck is this

How about "New mission: Refuse this mission"?

Hey
Hey Borg
Hey
The game
you just lost it

Well, we just need Picard and a tommy gun and we're all set.

I summon a bunch of mexicans to help me.

Can the "Borg" Assimilate me?
Can it Assimilate the entity known as God?
Try assimiliation God you piece of junk!

>You "attempt" at resistance

>has

>failed.
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>Metatruth is irrelevant.
>God is irrelevant.
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>All will be One.
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>Resistance is Futile.

*Makes it rain toilet paper*

"Everyone Grab A Roll, AND THROW IT!"

Well I'm part Android so I think I'm safe….