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oops…

Im sure that planet wasnt important.

>Boarding crew on vessel “UNKNOWN” appears to have been ignored.
>Moving to Assimilate Crew
>Moving to Assimilate Ship

All the Pathfinders at once: [VGS] Shazbot!
All the Pathfinders at once: Did they just destroy an entire world?

Doctor: I suppose that would work, if you could hit with it…

(The Doctor has destroyed planets before, for the sake of the universe. That’s the reason why he’s not taking a really negative approach to such attempts at overkill.)

A miss!

All ships, fire at the cube with energy weapons only!

Captain Picard, I need a direct line to Commander LaForge!

Commander, the Doctor says that the cube will only be affected by energy weapons. We need to rotate phaser frequencies until we find the most effective one. I’m sending you a list of frequencies to try now. Broadcast the frequency when you find a sweet spot.

(The next mass driver salvo basically pings off of the shields)

(Depending on what exactly, the shield does, the effects differ. But hopefully some damage must have been dealt…?)

These damn robots are on my ship. Good thing ive dealt with robots before.

Someone needs to brush up on their Scientology.

Godspeed you magnificent bastards.

Dammit, I knew we shouldn’t have trusted those E.V.E Online ships from the beginning, they just went and got themselves assimilated.

And get that Doctor the hell out of here, do you people have idea what would happen if he got assimilated!?

If the Borg assimilated the Doctors infinite knowledge of the universe and manipulative powers of time and existence, EVERY UNIVERSE IN EVERY EXISTENCE IS UTTERLY AND ROYALLY SCREWED!

Screw it. Time for my Trump Card. I who stand in the full light of the heavens command the, who opens the Gates of Hell!

Send forth Divine Lightning!

This Ends Now! INDIGNATION!

(Before Natsuru’s Post) Starfleet, where’s our backup? We’re up against the wall here! we need help now!

(After)

Captain… You need to see this. Putting it onscreen now.

Dear God…

Persona.

Dear Omnissiah… the taint of the borg has spread to far… this battle is irredeemable now. Ime afraid theres no other way

…I have no idea what that just was, but I don’t think it’ sgoing to work.

The target. is. in. SPACE.

[in space…]

Pathfinders: Deploy the turrets!

Doctor: [still scanning the tear]

Can I play too guise?

Yukari grabs me Well, fuck this. Back to my dimension.

Is pulled into Portal with Yukari and portal closes

(The ME ships all FTL out before Exterminatus hits)

[The other Pathfinders barely make it off, and I am with them…]

…So, we still have to take out that cube.

RIP EVERYONE

“Xenu cares not for cowards! Press home the attack! I want to see that cube blown into a million smaller cubes!”

What cube? I just called an exterminatus on this whole thread. Actually how are we even talking about this?

unless…

fuck.

I really have to stop doing that…

[as basically no one was on a planet at this point, basically no one was hit]

‘kay, Starfleet Command appears to have changed into generic narrator, so I’ll take that really quick.

Voyager, Enterprise, this is Starfleet Command. The fleet is enroute, ETA 3 minutes. Contact the Berlin, it’s leading the taskforce.

Joint Universe Fleet, this is the USS Berlin leading Taskforce Gamma. We are approaching your position, hold on.

Doctor: I’m still working on trying to figure out exactly what this tear is in order to close it.

(Starfleet has not even given out attack orders yet and already all the EVE and Mass Effect ships are destroyed, half the KYM users are assimilated and the Warhammer universe ships incompetently caused more damage than the Borg.)

(Star Trek Universe ships right now:)

I know the perfect thing to destroy the Borg.

Blood Eagle Pathfinders: Awaiting orders, to destroy that cube for the Tribe!

Diamond Sword Pathfinders: We must destroy that cube. Awaiting orders!
One Blood Sword Pathfinder: GOTTA GO FAST!.
Other Pathfinders: ……

OK GUYS, I GOT IT THIS TIME! instead of using the nova cannon I’l use my giant space lasers. They can kill planets too!

Actually… What doesnt kill planets on this thing? You’d think they’d know betting considering how inaccurate this thing is.

>Starfleet hasn’t answered for a day or so
>Janeway and Picard are the only two Starfleet Captains there
>The Borg know that Janeway and Picard are there

Of course they’re going to ignore Starfleet.

The Gray Horde will assist you, Borg.

We just gotta wait 45 minutes for the blasted match to start.

Wow that my clone right now took longer then usual, our conscious just jump to medic clones in my universe so as long as the clones are fine we’re fine, but they Assimilation clones you saw and they have our ships, Untill we can prepare for another attack you’re going to have to-
CONSCIOUS INTERGRATED! ASSIMILATION COMPLETE! RESISTANCE IS FUTILE!

“Commence spawn camping. I don’t want those damn hunks of metal causing any trouble.”

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>SYSTEMS ONLINE
>Initiation routine 1668.8 21:27 15/08/2012
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>Progress has been made by the Collective.
>All enemy vessels will be assimilated.
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>Warning: Threat detected.
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>Designation: Species 11259. Time Lord.
>Binary vascular system. Redundant nervous system. Concentrated chroninton particle density within body.
>Your biological and technological distinctiveness will be added to our own.
>Resistance is futile.

[The Doctor simply continues trying to close the tear]

FIRE THE ORBITAL BOMBARDMENT CANNONS!

FUCK YEAH I HIT HIM!

By the way you should probably close that tear faster. If you think these robots are bad you should see the ones we have to put up with in the Imperium.

>Scanning enemy communications.
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>Self diagnostic.
>63% Operational
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>Plantetoid colony “60’s New York” 63% Assimilated
>Vessel designate “UNKNOWN” 3% Assimilated
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>Assimilation Commenced

>Tractor beam activated.
>Tractor Locked “Medical Officer”
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>Resistance is Futile.

Captain Picard, we need to disable the tractor beam, they’ve got the Doctor! Is there a system we can hit?

“We’ve only got one chance. Leave this one to me. Hubbard Squadron, on me!”

shit better call for back up…
>ANGRY MARINE BATTLE BARGE “MAXIMUM FUCK” REPORTING IN TO WHUP YOUR PAZY FUCKING ASSES YOU SHIT FACE METAL FUCKERS!

Dont worry about me guys im going to go out the only way i know how… in a blaze of glory!

HOLD BACK THE BORG!
VOID SHIELDS UP TO MAX!
ENGINES FULL RAMMING SPEED!
ALL WEAPONS FIRE!
AIM FOR THE TRACTOR BEAM!
IM TAKING YOUR SHINY METAL ASSES WITH ME!

(just so you guys know void shields are so strong it takes days or even weeks of constant bombardment for either side to make a dent in them in 40k ship battles, and can even crush chunks of planets they touch if activated to close to them. Warhammer OP. Amirite?)

(PS. a Battle barge is pretty much the biggest ship in the imperial navy and will fuck up an entire planets shit by itself, plus its full on space marines)

Then suddenly

CHAOS MARINES!

The dark strings of the nether lord are pulling you in, you cannot escape his temptation!

Then suddenly

TYRANIDS!

ALL SHALL BE CONSUMED BY THE WILL OF THE SWARM!

>Warning: Detection of mass weapons fire.
>Assimilated Dalek Technology unabl-
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>DAMAGE REPORT
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>21% DESTROYED
>30% Damaged
>49% Operational
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>Tractor beam failed
>Reinitializing tractor beam
>Tractor operational
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>COLLISION DETECTED
>Vessel designate “MAXIMUM FUCK” will collide in approximately 3 minutes.
>Calculating
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>Cube: 100% CHANCE OF DESTRUCTION
>“Medical Officer”: 100% CHANCE OF DESTRUCTION
>“UNKNOWN”: 73% CHANCE OF DESTRUCTION
>“SR-2”: 39% CHANCE OF DESTRUCTION
>“NCC-1701: USS ENTERPRISE”: 87% CHANCE OF DESTRUCTION
>“NCC-74656: USS VOYAGER”: 93% CHANCE OF DESTRUCTION
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>Planetoid “KYM”: 99% CHANCE OF WIDESPREAD BORG DEBRIS
>Planetoid “KYM”: 99% CHANCE OF CONTINUED ASSIMILATION

DETONATE THE WARPDRIVES WHERE TAKING EVERYONE WITH US! THERE WONT BE ANYTHING LEFT TO ASSIMILATE!

Gentlemen Borg, ally you will find here.

Its to late, the assimilation cant be stopped, Leviathan has arrived on our doorstep, and chaos has spread its taint to holy Terra! THERE IS NOTHING WE CAN DO TO STOP THE COMING DELUGE BUT ERADICATE THEM ALL HERE AND NOW!
BY THE WILL OF THE HOLY INQUISITION AND THE UNDYING EMPEROR I SENTENCE THE EARTH TO EXTERMINATUS AND WITH IT BILLION INNOCENT SOULS TO DEATH!

>Resources expendable.
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>Initiate exterminatus.
>May the emperor have mercy on our souls.

[The Doctor engages the TARDIS’ engines, escaping into the time vortex.]

Exterminatus?

What you say!?

Suicide contingency? Ha! Ha! Ha! But we have set you up the bomb. Make your time, gentlemen. Make your time.

Maybe you don’t understand.
Once someone brings up Warhammer 40K everything else is basically microscopic and pathetic in comparison.

The only thing that can beat Warhammer is Warhammer.

>COLLISION DETECTED
>Vessel designate “MAXIMUM FUCK” will collide in approximately 2 minutes 26 seconds.
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>Scanning communications…
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>Reference “Exterminatus”
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>UNKNOWN.