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I'll scratch your back, you scratch mine (GAME)

Last posted Aug 28, 2012 at 07:24PM EDT. Added Aug 20, 2012 at 11:54AM EDT
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I already started a new page but I need the tv remote.

Last edited Aug 21, 2012 at 12:18PM EDT
Aug 21, 2012 at 12:17PM EDT

I’ll get you a TV Remote, if someone gives me Batteries.

Aug 21, 2012 at 12:18PM EDT

Get in.

But you’ll have to pay for my fuel once we get there.

Aug 21, 2012 at 12:38PM EDT

I’ll give you the fuel, if someone gives me some Holocaust Documentaries.

Aug 21, 2012 at 12:41PM EDT

I’ll give you some holocaust documentaries, if you get me a time machine.

Aug 21, 2012 at 12:44PM EDT
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Here’s a time machine. Just take care of it, will ya?

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Aug 21, 2012 at 12:48PM EDT

I’ll give you a time machine, if you give me DAT ASS.

edit- NNJAD by an unworthy adversary

Best delete that comment…

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Aug 21, 2012 at 12:49PM EDT
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I’ll give you Miranda Lawson (who has “DAT ASS”) if you can take down Kai Leng.

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Aug 21, 2012 at 12:53PM EDT

I’ll take down Kai Leng, if you admit this is the best thread in the citadel.

Aug 21, 2012 at 12:54PM EDT
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Best thread on the Citadel? More like “Best thread in the Galaxy!” But I will tone it down if you can keep Urdnot Wrex alive.

Aug 21, 2012 at 12:56PM EDT

I’d romance her if I had some means of taking her suit off without killing the poor girl.

(EDIT: That said, Tali’s pretty much my second favorite ME series female character. Only one I like better is ME1!Liara.)

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Aug 21, 2012 at 12:59PM EDT

Ill take her suit off without killing her if you get in the kitchen

Aug 21, 2012 at 03:12PM EDT

I’ll go to the kitchen if you tell me what you want from it.

Aug 21, 2012 at 03:14PM EDT

I’ll tell you what he wants if you make me a sandwich.

Aug 21, 2012 at 03:17PM EDT
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I’ll make you a sandwich if you let me listen to Metallica while I do it.

Aug 21, 2012 at 03:18PM EDT

I’d give you a Metallica album if I knew where to buy some.

Aug 21, 2012 at 03:24PM EDT

American Tanker, Hell on Tracks wrote:

I’d give you a Metallica album if I knew where to buy some.

I’d buy you some if I had some money.

Aug 21, 2012 at 04:07PM EDT

I’ll give you some money if you open a World of Tanks account, downloaded the game and started playing it.

Don’t worry though, I’d help you get started.

Aug 21, 2012 at 04:09PM EDT

I would open a world or tanks account download the game and play it if you could get my dog to stop jumping on my laptop keyboard??

Aug 21, 2012 at 04:11PM EDT
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I’ll get your dog to stop jumping on your laptop keyboard, if you bring me the TARDIS.

Aug 21, 2012 at 04:13PM EDT
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Give dat Delorian if you gimme these shoes.

Aug 21, 2012 at 04:21PM EDT
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I’ll change his avatar.

If you can give me something that would be embarrassing, humiliating and degrading to bronies.

Aug 21, 2012 at 04:47PM EDT

I’ll give you something that would be embarrassing, humiliating and degrading to bronies if you would quit arguing about it.

Aug 21, 2012 at 04:58PM EDT
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I’ll stop arguing about it when they stop making jokes about me secretly being one.

Aug 21, 2012 at 05:25PM EDT

They’ll stop making jokes if you…uh…stop arguing about it…

Aug 21, 2012 at 05:30PM EDT
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Great, circular logic.

If I’m not mistaken, this is one way to kill President John Henry Eden.

Unfortunately for you, I’m not an AI. So get them off my back before I start shooting.

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Aug 21, 2012 at 05:32PM EDT

Ask and ye shall receive: Here comes the 82nd Airborne!

But they can’t carry as much ammunition into battle as regular infantry. You must give them any rounds you can spare!

Aug 21, 2012 at 05:50PM EDT

I’d give them all the rounds I can spare if I could beat Selena Gomez to a pulp.

Aug 21, 2012 at 05:58PM EDT
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I’ll do that for free if you can take the pulp out of the orange juice first.

Aug 21, 2012 at 06:00PM EDT
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i’ll get you apple juice if you get me some grape wine.

Aug 21, 2012 at 06:31PM EDT
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We’ll stop making ridiculous posts when this thread gets moved from JFF.

Aug 21, 2012 at 06:34PM EDT

The thread will get moved to General if you get Obama to win the election

Aug 21, 2012 at 06:36PM EDT
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I’m already committed to my President. FOUR MORE YEARS!

But what I really need is for the area I live in to no longer be a bunch of gay hating God fearing Bible thumping Republican morons.

Aug 21, 2012 at 06:38PM EDT

I’ll get you a house in San Francisco if you kill all of your neighbors.

Aug 21, 2012 at 07:06PM EDT
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I’ll tell you what’s going on, if you give me your water stone.

Aug 21, 2012 at 11:50PM EDT
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