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What would you do for a Klondike bar?

Last posted Aug 27, 2012 at 11:12PM EDT. Added Aug 23, 2012 at 11:52PM EDT
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Probably one of the greatest questions asked to mann-kind:

Here it is, what will you do for it?

Aug 23, 2012 at 11:52PM EDT
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Nothing. I don’t like Klondike bars.

Yes, I am quite insane.

Aug 23, 2012 at 11:54PM EDT
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I would eat a Klondike bar for a klondike bar.

Infinite Klondike bars!

Aug 23, 2012 at 11:59PM EDT
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I would slaughter bronies for Klondike bars.
Aug 24, 2012 at 12:05AM EDT

American Tanker, Hell on Tracks wrote:

I would slaughter bronies for Klondike bars.

That doesn’t count, you would do that anyways.

Aug 24, 2012 at 12:08AM EDT
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Twilitlord wrote:

That doesn’t count, you would do that anyways.

Hooah. But Klondike bars would give me more of an incentive.

EDIT:

I would also derail every thread I could to Crimson Skies or World of Tanks for Klondike bars.
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Aug 24, 2012 at 12:10AM EDT

American Tanker, Hell on Tracks wrote:

I would slaughter bronies for Klondike bars.

This should be you right now:

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Aug 24, 2012 at 12:16AM EDT
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OmniXVII wrote:

This should be you right now:

Heh, no. I wouldn’t be ashamed.

I’d be damn proud. I’d be doing the universe a favor.

Aug 24, 2012 at 12:19AM EDT

American Tanker, Hell on Tracks wrote:

I would slaughter bronies for Klondike bars.

Aug 24, 2012 at 12:21AM EDT
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Quantume Memé wrote:

I’ve never ever seen/had one.

Actually that’s true for me too.

Aug 25, 2012 at 12:33AM EDT
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I would become a male prostitute sell my soul to Satan pay $5 for a Klondike Bar.

Aug 25, 2012 at 12:38AM EDT
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I would Buy Klondike bars for people who never has them for a Klondike ba- Oh wait, I realized that Klondike bars Shells are messy as hell.

Creamsicle 5-Ever.

Aug 25, 2012 at 12:42AM EDT
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I would….shit guys I
don’t know I just got my tonsils out and I’m on hydros and I don’t even know. Someone think up something for me.

Aug 25, 2012 at 12:44AM EDT
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What I’d do?

There is nothing too low when a Klondike bar is the reward.

Aug 25, 2012 at 12:56AM EDT
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What id do for a klondike bar? Anyone on this thread.

Aug 25, 2012 at 11:02AM EDT

inb4 Doing ALL the things.
 
I would slap RandomMan with a Fluttershy. And live.

Aug 25, 2012 at 11:17AM EDT
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Blue Screen (of Death) wrote:

What I’d do for a klondike bar? I’d let Doctorhobo do me

Aug 25, 2012 at 11:24AM EDT

“I’ll suck your dick for a Klondike Bar.”

Big Lebowski ref if you didn’t catch it.
Aug 25, 2012 at 11:32AM EDT
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Another thing I might do for a Klondike bar is

bash the shit out of MLP
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Yeah.

Aug 25, 2012 at 04:55PM EDT

American Tanker, Hell on Tracks wrote:

Another thing I might do for a Klondike bar is

bash the shit out of MLP
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Yeah.

Stop that, unless you like to pummeled with bad karma.

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Weasel wrote:

Stop that, unless you like to pummeled with bad karma.

Do I look like I care?

I would also

beat to death how F-Zero is my favorite Nintendo series.
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Aug 25, 2012 at 05:07PM EDT

American Tanker, Hell on Tracks wrote:

Do I look like I care?

I would also

beat to death how F-Zero is my favorite Nintendo series.

Oh, we know you don’t. I’m more surprised that anyone else cares anymore.

Also, for a Klondike bar, I’d buy you a FiM plushie.

(As a bit of advice though, if you don’t want anyone to say anything to you, then I wouldn’t provoke people. Common sense, really.)

Aug 25, 2012 at 05:31PM EDT
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Verbose wrote:

Oh, we know you don’t. I’m more surprised that anyone else cares anymore.

Also, for a Klondike bar, I’d buy you a FiM plushie.

(As a bit of advice though, if you don’t want anyone to say anything to you, then I wouldn’t provoke people. Common sense, really.)

He’s Nair, he may rhyme with ‘care’, but that doesn’t seem to relate!

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Aug 25, 2012 at 05:37PM EDT
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American Tanker, Hell on Tracks wrote:

Do I look like I care?

I would also

beat to death how F-Zero is my favorite Nintendo series.

As general advice: The less you acknowledge it, the less it will be a burden on you.
I used to hate MLP like it was cancer or AIDS, and all that would ever happen is me getting into shitstorms and feeling like it was all THEIR FAULT, THEIR FAULT I TELL YOU

… But then I figured out: It wasn’t them causing my dismay. It was me. I had made it a problem.
As soon as I calmed down about it, it felt like they calmed down too. I could’ve sworn I was seeing less Pony related stuff on the internet. All the fans seemed cool, collective; not like the stereotypical annoying Bronies that they once seemed to be.

Also, it’s totally not like you ever post about your favorite things all the time, geez… What if I started telling you that you weren’t a decent human being because you liked Crisis, or F-Zero?

… Anyway, back on topic:
I’d recreate the Human Centipede with real people for a Klondike Bar.

Aug 25, 2012 at 05:44PM EDT
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American Tanker, Hell on Tracks wrote:

Do I look like I care?

I would also

beat to death how F-Zero is my favorite Nintendo series.

Yes, we are aware. We’re not surprised.

Now, on the other hand, I juuust might do that for a Klondike Bar. Now that’s saying something.

EDIT: Well it appears that it’s been changed. That no longer applies to me, I’m not a fan of that series. I might become one for a Klondike Bar, though.

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Aug 25, 2012 at 05:47PM EDT
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No shame, no fear and I don’t care.

What wouldn’t I be willing to do for a Klondike bar?

Watch MLP. Play a JRPG. Watch an anime. Read a manga.

Those are the only things I wouldn’t do for a Klondike bar.

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Aug 25, 2012 at 06:27PM EDT

American Tanker, Hell on Tracks wrote:

No shame, no fear and I don’t care.

What wouldn’t I be willing to do for a Klondike bar?

Watch MLP. Play a JRPG. Watch an anime. Read a manga.

Those are the only things I wouldn’t do for a Klondike bar.

Anime? D:

Aug 25, 2012 at 06:56PM EDT
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American Tanker, Hell on Tracks wrote:

No shame, no fear and I don’t care.

What wouldn’t I be willing to do for a Klondike bar?

Watch MLP. Play a JRPG. Watch an anime. Read a manga.

Those are the only things I wouldn’t do for a Klondike bar.

It’s funny, you seem to go on a message board that likes all the things you hate. Why must you fight such a battle when there is no need?

By the way, I used to hate all of those things too. (Except for the MLP part, I still can’t watch that, but I respect others decisions.)

I’ll tell you about one thing from Japan that you’d actually might like.
It’s a game called Front Mission.
It’s technically a JRPG, but it’s got everything you like… Mechs and war and whatnot.
Plus, it’s less RPG and more strategy. So really, it’s not even that much of a typical JRPG at all. But it still counts as one.

It’s not that something is bad, it’s that you haven’t found one you find the least annoying yet.

Really though, if you want to dismiss an entire culture, go right ahead. I’ll just keep pretending like the US is the only good place on Earth, that all Italians ever do is make pizza, and that all Japanese people make is failure. That’s a good philosophy to live by.

What would I do for a Klondike Bar?
Find something Japanese for AT.

Aug 25, 2012 at 06:57PM EDT
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American Tanker, Hell on Tracks wrote:

No shame, no fear and I don’t care.

What wouldn’t I be willing to do for a Klondike bar?

Watch MLP. Play a JRPG. Watch an anime. Read a manga.

Those are the only things I wouldn’t do for a Klondike bar.

A sweeping comment with the soul purpose to “rustle everyones jimmies” I understand the means but the ends of doing this from thread to thread I find pointless.

Aug 25, 2012 at 07:52PM EDT
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I would eat a delicious chocolate chip cookie ice cream sandwich, then give the Klondike bar to a person who enjoys them/homeless orphan.

Aug 26, 2012 at 11:34PM EDT
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A. Zero vs. Inferno wrote:

I would play World of Warcraft and duel people in Goldshire with a lvl 6 character.

If you’re on the Moon Guard server, beware of Goldshire. What I heard is the role playing there is screwed up and creepy.

Aug 27, 2012 at 12:45AM EDT
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I would simply walk into Mordor. Even if I never had one.

Aug 27, 2012 at 11:28AM EDT
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I’d insert myself into Halo: Reach on Legendary with all the skulls on and win it for a Klondike bar.

I’d play Big Rigs: Over The Road Racing and E.T. for 24 hours straight for a Klondike bar.

I’d moonwalk without a spacesuit for a klondike bar.

I’d tell Nair to stop bringing up how much he hates MLP, because it’s really an exercise in futility and it’s annoying as hell and if the thread gets locked for that it’s his fault for bringing it up for a Klondike Bar.

I’d stand in front of a Boeing 747-400’s jet engine for a Klondike bar.

Aug 27, 2012 at 02:01PM EDT
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I copy-pasted you Klondike bar into my post for a Klondike bar.

Aug 27, 2012 at 02:04PM EDT
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I’d do a backflip for a Klondike bar.

Twice.
Aug 27, 2012 at 02:08PM EDT

You know that thing Meatloaf wouldn’t do for love?

I’d do that.

Aug 27, 2012 at 02:52PM EDT
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Verbose wrote:

You know that thing Meatloaf wouldn’t do for love?

I’d do that.

Oh no, not that. Anything but that.

It’s so sick and twisted, he didn’t even mention it once.

To anyone.

Are you SURE you’d do that for a Klondike Bar?

Aug 27, 2012 at 05:59PM EDT
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