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What would you do for a Klondike bar?
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Nothing. I don't like Klondike bars.
Yes, I am quite insane.
It would be easier to ask what I wouldn't do for one.
I would eat a Klondike bar for a klondike bar.
Infinite Klondike bars!
American Tanker, Hell on Tracks
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American Tanker, Hell on Tracks wrote:
I would slaughter bronies for Klondike bars.
That doesn't count, you would do that anyways.
EDIT: I'd create World War 3.
American Tanker, Hell on Tracks
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Twilitlord wrote:
That doesn't count, you would do that anyways.
Hooah. But Klondike bars would give me more of an incentive.
EDIT:
OmniXVII
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American Tanker, Hell on Tracks wrote:
I would slaughter bronies for Klondike bars.
This should be you right now:
American Tanker, Hell on Tracks
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OmniXVII wrote:
This should be you right now:
Heh, no. I wouldn't be ashamed.
I'd be damn proud. I'd be doing the universe a favor.
Lich
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I would go to the store and buy one, That's what I would do for one.
Gabenus Trollucus
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Get a cold glass of milk and eat the Klondike bar with it.
I've never ever seen/had one.
Papa Coolface
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I'd sneak attack someone who had one for one.
OmniXVII
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Quantum Meme wrote:
I've never ever seen/had one.
Actually that's true for me too.
I would become a male prostitute sell my soul to Satan pay $5 for a Klondike Bar.
NottaWotta
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I would Buy Klondike bars for people who never has them for a Klondike ba- Oh wait, I realized that Klondike bars Shells are messy as hell.
Creamsicle 5-Ever.
I would….shit guys I
don't know I just got my tonsils out and I'm on hydros and I don't even know. Someone think up something for me.
What I'd do?
There is nothing too low when a Klondike bar is the reward.
I would raid a freezer for a Klondike bar. ANY FREEZER.
I would create an alternate universe where you wouldn't have to do anything to get one.
Heavy Weapons
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I would eat the klondike bar.
I would play World of Warcraft and duel people in Goldshire with a lvl 6 character.
GIANTDAD
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What id do for a klondike bar? Anyone on this thread.
What I'd do for a klondike bar? I'd let Doctorhobo do me
inb4 Doing ALL the things.
I would slap RandomMan with a Fluttershy. And live.
GIANTDAD
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Fridge
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"I'll suck your dick for a Klondike Bar."
Big Lebowski ref if you didn't catch it.American Tanker, Hell on Tracks
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Another thing I might do for a Klondike bar is
Yeah.
American Tanker, Hell on Tracks wrote:
Another thing I might do for a Klondike bar is
bash the shit out of MLP.Yeah.
Stop that, unless you like to pummeled with bad karma.
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Cronus wrote:
Stop that, unless you like to pummeled with bad karma.
Do I look like I care?
I would also
American Tanker, Hell on Tracks wrote:
Do I look like I care?
I would also
beat to death how F-Zero is my favorite Nintendo series.
Oh, we know you don't. I'm more surprised that anyone else cares anymore.
Also, for a Klondike bar, I'd buy you a FiM plushie.
(As a bit of advice though, if you don't want anyone to say anything to you, then I wouldn't provoke people. Common sense, really.)
Verbose wrote:
Oh, we know you don't. I'm more surprised that anyone else cares anymore.
Also, for a Klondike bar, I'd buy you a FiM plushie.
(As a bit of advice though, if you don't want anyone to say anything to you, then I wouldn't provoke people. Common sense, really.)
He's Nair, he may rhyme with 'care', but that doesn't seem to relate!
American Tanker, Hell on Tracks wrote:
Do I look like I care?
I would also
beat to death how F-Zero is my favorite Nintendo series.
As general advice: The less you acknowledge it, the less it will be a burden on you.
I used to hate MLP like it was cancer or AIDS, and all that would ever happen is me getting into shitstorms and feeling like it was all THEIR FAULT, THEIR FAULT I TELL YOU
… But then I figured out: It wasn't them causing my dismay. It was me. I had made it a problem.
As soon as I calmed down about it, it felt like they calmed down too. I could've sworn I was seeing less Pony related stuff on the internet. All the fans seemed cool, collective; not like the stereotypical annoying Bronies that they once seemed to be.
Also, it's totally not like you ever post about your favorite things all the time, geez… What if I started telling you that you weren't a decent human being because you liked Crisis, or F-Zero?
… Anyway, back on topic:
I'd recreate the Human Centipede with real people for a Klondike Bar.
American Tanker, Hell on Tracks wrote:
Do I look like I care?
I would also
beat to death how F-Zero is my favorite Nintendo series.
Yes, we are aware. We're not surprised.
Now, on the other hand, I juuust might do that for a Klondike Bar. Now that's saying something.
EDIT: Well it appears that it's been changed. That no longer applies to me, I'm not a fan of that series. I might become one for a Klondike Bar, though.
I don't even know what one is.
American Tanker, Hell on Tracks
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No shame, no fear and I don't care.
What wouldn't I be willing to do for a Klondike bar?
Those are the only things I wouldn't do for a Klondike bar.
American Tanker, Hell on Tracks wrote:
No shame, no fear and I don't care.
What wouldn't I be willing to do for a Klondike bar?
Watch MLP. Play a JRPG. Watch an anime. Read a manga.Those are the only things I wouldn't do for a Klondike bar.
Anime? D:
American Tanker, Hell on Tracks wrote:
No shame, no fear and I don't care.
What wouldn't I be willing to do for a Klondike bar?
Watch MLP. Play a JRPG. Watch an anime. Read a manga.Those are the only things I wouldn't do for a Klondike bar.
It's funny, you seem to go on a message board that likes all the things you hate. Why must you fight such a battle when there is no need?
By the way, I used to hate all of those things too. (Except for the MLP part, I still can't watch that, but I respect others decisions.)
I'll tell you about one thing from Japan that you'd actually might like.
It's a game called Front Mission.
It's technically a JRPG, but it's got everything you like… Mechs and war and whatnot.
Plus, it's less RPG and more strategy. So really, it's not even that much of a typical JRPG at all. But it still counts as one.
It's not that something is bad, it's that you haven't found one you find the least annoying yet.
Really though, if you want to dismiss an entire culture, go right ahead. I'll just keep pretending like the US is the only good place on Earth, that all Italians ever do is make pizza, and that all Japanese people make is failure. That's a good philosophy to live by.
What would I do for a Klondike Bar?
Find something Japanese for AT.
American Tanker, Hell on Tracks wrote:
No shame, no fear and I don't care.
What wouldn't I be willing to do for a Klondike bar?
Watch MLP. Play a JRPG. Watch an anime. Read a manga.Those are the only things I wouldn't do for a Klondike bar.
A sweeping comment with the soul purpose to "rustle everyones jimmies" I understand the means but the ends of doing this from thread to thread I find pointless.
I would eat a delicious chocolate chip cookie ice cream sandwich, then give the Klondike bar to a person who enjoys them/homeless orphan.
Gabenus Trollucus
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A. Zero vs. Inferno wrote:
I would play World of Warcraft and duel people in Goldshire with a lvl 6 character.
If you're on the Moon Guard server, beware of Goldshire. What I heard is the role playing there is screwed up and creepy.
I would simply walk into Mordor. Even if I never had one.
Sparty the Spaceship
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I'd insert myself into Halo: Reach on Legendary with all the skulls on and win it for a Klondike bar.
I'd play Big Rigs: Over The Road Racing and E.T. for 24 hours straight for a Klondike bar.
I'd moonwalk without a spacesuit for a klondike bar.
I'd tell Nair to stop bringing up how much he hates MLP, because it's really an exercise in futility and it's annoying as hell and if the thread gets locked for that it's his fault for bringing it up for a Klondike Bar.
I'd stand in front of a Boeing 747-400's jet engine for a Klondike bar.
I copy-pasted you Klondike bar into my post for a Klondike bar.
Wsxdas, The Last Kramabender
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I'd do a backflip for a Klondike bar.
Twice.You know that thing Meatloaf wouldn't do for love?
I'd do that.
Verbose wrote:
You know that thing Meatloaf wouldn't do for love?
I'd do that.
Oh no, not that. Anything but that.
It's so sick and twisted, he didn't even mention it once.
To anyone.
Are you SURE you'd do that for a Klondike Bar?