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Corrupt a Wish

Last posted Sep 06, 2012 at 03:08PM EDT. Added Aug 25, 2012 at 07:42PM EDT
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This is an old one but a good one. In this forum game you reply to the last person’s wish by corrupting it.

Example: I wish Half-Life 3 would come out.
Reply: Ok, but Gordon Freeman has Bane’s voice.

All posts should have a corruption of the previous wish and a new wish.

OK GO!

I wish TF2 would add more maps and weapons and lay off the hats.

Aug 25, 2012 at 07:42PM EDT
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All new weapons are OP or useless.
I wish I had golden pants.

Aug 25, 2012 at 07:45PM EDT
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I was going to post a Minecraft joke about gold and iron but I forgot it. Let’s just say a creeper blew up your house.
I wish I had a gorillion dollars.

Aug 25, 2012 at 07:48PM EDT
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Okay.
Have fun walking with a gorilla in your pants.
I wish that you wouldn’t corrupt my wish for $5000000000 dollars worth of dragon dildos NOT DRAGON DILDOS I SWEAR.

Last edited Aug 25, 2012 at 07:49PM EDT
Aug 25, 2012 at 07:49PM EDT
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You create a paradox and destroy the universe.

I wish Neil Armstrong didn’t die

Aug 25, 2012 at 07:55PM EDT
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Neil Armstrong is now zambie armstrong
You have created a monster
how could you
we have to kill him again
;-;
I wish Katie hadn’t created a monster.

Aug 25, 2012 at 07:57PM EDT
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Got ninja’d
No, Katie. you are the monsters
and then Katie was a zombie.

I wish video game movies didn’t suck.

Last edited Aug 25, 2012 at 07:59PM EDT
Aug 25, 2012 at 07:58PM EDT
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Ok, but now the movies suck.

I wish there was no more dubstep.

Aug 25, 2012 at 08:10PM EDT
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There is no more dubstep but a hell of a ton more pop boy bands.

I wish Sherlock Holmes didn’t jump off a building and kill himself.

Last edited Aug 25, 2012 at 08:14PM EDT
Aug 25, 2012 at 08:13PM EDT
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Congrats, he was railed by a horse and died instead.
I wish I didn’t have to think that image.

Aug 25, 2012 at 08:31PM EDT
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You didn’t think that, but instead you thought of gay porn between Dante and Vergil.
I wish for more wishes! (This should be easy)

Aug 25, 2012 at 08:44PM EDT
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You get more wishes, but you don’t get any more wishes.
I wish I had a hot girl put her boobs on my face.

Aug 25, 2012 at 08:48PM EDT
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Ok, but they’re really breast implants.

I wish the MLP haters would stop hating MLP and the MLP fanboys would stop being annoying.

Aug 25, 2012 at 09:18PM EDT
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Ok, but that’s the last cent you earn in your life.
I wish for respawn powers.

Aug 25, 2012 at 10:08PM EDT
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But each time you respawn, you immediately die.
I want a can of Febreeze.

Aug 25, 2012 at 10:13PM EDT
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Wish granted, but you must party hard with Justin Bieber

I wish for a gigantic Coca-Cola drink.

Aug 25, 2012 at 10:33PM EDT
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Ok, but the handle will cut through anything you use to pick it up with.
I wish I had amazing drawing skills.

Aug 25, 2012 at 10:49PM EDT
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Granted, but you can only draw penises.

I wish I can rule Equestria without Celestia or the Mane 6 stopping me.

Last edited Aug 25, 2012 at 10:56PM EDT
Aug 25, 2012 at 10:55PM EDT
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Your least favorite pony is unkillable and lives next door.

I wish I could fly.

EDIT: Watch out for ninjas, Wsxdas.

Last edited Aug 25, 2012 at 11:04PM EDT
Aug 25, 2012 at 10:57PM EDT
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Okay, Luna stops you. And Batman stops you as well.
I wish I had a bigger hat.

Aug 25, 2012 at 10:58PM EDT

Granted, but the computer blows up next to you.

I wish the Texas Rangers would win the World Series this year.

Last edited Aug 25, 2012 at 11:06PM EDT
Aug 25, 2012 at 11:06PM EDT
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Okay, but suddenly no one cares about baseball.

I wish I had a yacht.

Aug 25, 2012 at 11:08PM EDT
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They win, but everyone on the team dies of explosive diarrhea the next day.

I wish I could hold all those limes.

Edit: Crap, ninja’d. Okay, you get a yacht, but it’s made of newspaper.

I wish I had gf.

Last edited Aug 25, 2012 at 11:11PM EDT
Aug 25, 2012 at 11:10PM EDT
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Granted, but she’s ugly.

I wish I was a major video game character.

Last edited Aug 25, 2012 at 11:27PM EDT
Aug 25, 2012 at 11:11PM EDT
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You are Crash Bandicoot and no one makes anymore of your games.

I wish I was an X-Man.

Aug 25, 2012 at 11:14PM EDT
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Ok, but now Flash can’t do shit.
I wish we could see the Pyro’s face

Aug 26, 2012 at 12:41AM EDT
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Y̶o̶u̶ ̶d̶o̶ ̶l̶e̶a̶r̶n̶ ̶h̶o̶w̶ ̶t̶o̶ ̶a̶n̶i̶m̶a̶t̶e̶ ̶w̶i̶t̶h̶ ̶f̶l̶a̶s̶h̶,̶ ̶b̶u̶t̶ ̶y̶o̶u̶ ̶f̶o̶r̶g̶e̶t̶ ̶h̶o̶w̶ ̶t̶o̶ ̶d̶r̶a̶w̶.̶ ̶

̶I̶ ̶w̶i̶s̶h̶ ̶I̶ ̶w̶o̶u̶l̶d̶ ̶s̶t̶o̶p̶ ̶p̶r̶o̶c̶r̶a̶s̶t̶i̶n̶a̶t̶i̶n̶g̶ ̶a̶l̶l̶ ̶t̶h̶e̶ ̶t̶i̶m̶e̶.̶

Katie C. beat me too it.

Last edited Aug 26, 2012 at 12:44AM EDT
Aug 26, 2012 at 12:43AM EDT
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DOUBLE EDIT: You do, but the Pyro burns you alive as penance.
I wish dead men could tell tales.

Last edited Aug 26, 2012 at 12:46AM EDT
Aug 26, 2012 at 12:43AM EDT
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Dead men started telling tales, but they’re boring ones.

I wish people would understand that everyone is entitled to their own opinion.

Aug 26, 2012 at 12:51AM EDT
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People start understanding but still judge you whilst your back is turned.
I wish I had a TARDIS.

Last edited Aug 26, 2012 at 12:53AM EDT
Aug 26, 2012 at 12:52AM EDT
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Granted. But it never brings to to where you want to go, only where you need to be.

I wish for the next person go get their wish granted.

Aug 26, 2012 at 01:01AM EDT
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angstyHoodie OPERATOR wrote:

Granted, but to everyone else it looks like you’re eating shit.

I wish for another Zelda game.

Granted, but it has low-poly cel-shaded graphics and Link has Dialogue. The princess follows him around everywhere the entire game and he is constantly trying to get her to kiss him, and sarcastically tells her to excuse him incessantly.

I wish that I could spaghetti.

Aug 26, 2012 at 01:15AM EDT
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But Spaghetti Cat steals it.
I wish Nyan Cat would go away.

Aug 26, 2012 at 01:29AM EDT
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You can, but you don’t.

I wish next post corrupts this wish.

Aug 26, 2012 at 01:39AM EDT
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Ok, but for the sake of going wrong, you die.

I wish the economy would be replaced by a Valve run hat based economy.

Aug 26, 2012 at 01:50AM EDT
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Ok, But Apple now rules the world selling Earbuds.

I wish I could be a water bender.

Last edited Aug 26, 2012 at 01:55AM EDT
Aug 26, 2012 at 01:54AM EDT
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Ok, but all water is now piss.

I wish I could do a barrel roll

Aug 26, 2012 at 01:56AM EDT
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That’s fine, but you get so dizzy every time taht you lose control and crash.

I wish that I was skilled in javascript and C++

Aug 26, 2012 at 02:00AM EDT
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Ok, but now they’re deprecated and obsolete.

I wish Apple would stop suing everyone.

Aug 26, 2012 at 02:06AM EDT
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