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This is an old one but a good one. In this forum game you reply to the last person's wish by corrupting it.

Example: I wish Half-Life 3 would come out.
Reply: Ok, but Gordon Freeman has Bane's voice.

All posts should have a corruption of the previous wish and a new wish.

OK GO!

I wish TF2 would add more maps and weapons and lay off the hats.

All new weapons are OP or useless.
I wish I had golden pants.

I was going to post a Minecraft joke about gold and iron but I forgot it. Let’s just say a creeper blew up your house.
I wish I had a gorillion dollars.

Okay.
Have fun walking with a gorilla in your pants.
I wish that you wouldn't corrupt my wish for $5000000000 dollars worth of dragon dildos NOT DRAGON DILDOS I SWEAR.

You create a paradox and destroy the universe.

I wish Neil Armstrong didn't die

Neil Armstrong is now zambie armstrong
You have created a monster
how could you
we have to kill him again
;-;
I wish Katie hadn't created a monster.

Got ninja'd
No, Katie. you are the monsters
and then Katie was a zombie.

I wish video game movies didn't suck.

Ok, but now the movies suck.

I wish there was no more dubstep.

There is no more dubstep but a hell of a ton more pop boy bands.

I wish Sherlock Holmes didn't jump off a building and kill himself.

Congrats, he was railed by a horse and died instead.
I wish I didn't have to think that image.

You didn't think that, but instead you thought of gay porn between Dante and Vergil.
I wish for more wishes! (This should be easy)

You get more wishes, but you don't get any more wishes.
I wish I had a hot girl put her boobs on my face.

Ok, but they're really breast implants.

I wish the MLP haters would stop hating MLP and the MLP fanboys would stop being annoying.

Ok, but now there are Gravity Falls and Legend of Korra haters and annoying Gravity Falls and Legend of Korra fanboys.
I wish to have Spider-Man's powers.

Yo do, but you're the size of a spider.
I wish for a penny.

Ok, but that's the last cent you earn in your life.
I wish for respawn powers.

But each time you respawn, you immediately die.
I want a can of Febreeze.

Here you go. It's the new butt scent.

I wanna party hard!

Wish granted, but you must party hard with Justin Bieber

I wish for a gigantic Coca-Cola drink.

It gives you DIABEETUS

I wish I was James Bond.

You are, but just for a day. (Cwutididthere?)
I wish for an axe that can cut through anything

Ok, but the handle will cut through anything you use to pick it up with.
I wish I had amazing drawing skills.

Granted, but you can only draw penises.

I wish I can rule Equestria without Celestia or the Mane 6 stopping me.

Your least favorite pony is unkillable and lives next door.

I wish I could fly.

EDIT: Watch out for ninjas, Wsxdas.

Okay, Luna stops you. And Batman stops you as well.
I wish I had a bigger hat.

you do, but it eats you.
I wish i had a better computer. (INB4 it eats me)

Granted, but the computer blows up next to you.

I wish the Texas Rangers would win the World Series this year.

Okay, but suddenly no one cares about baseball.

I wish I had a yacht.

They win, but everyone on the team dies of explosive diarrhea the next day.

I wish I could hold all those limes.

Edit: Crap, ninja'd. Okay, you get a yacht, but it's made of newspaper.

I wish I had gf.

Granted, but she's ugly.

I wish I was a major video game character.

You are Crash Bandicoot and no one makes anymore of your games.

I wish I was an X-Man.

Ok, but now Flash can't do shit.
I wish we could see the Pyro's face

Y̶o̶u̶ ̶d̶o̶ ̶l̶e̶a̶r̶n̶ ̶h̶o̶w̶ ̶t̶o̶ ̶a̶n̶i̶m̶a̶t̶e̶ ̶w̶i̶t̶h̶ ̶f̶l̶a̶s̶h̶,̶ ̶b̶u̶t̶ ̶y̶o̶u̶ ̶f̶o̶r̶g̶e̶t̶ ̶h̶o̶w̶ ̶t̶o̶ ̶d̶r̶a̶w̶.̶ ̶

Katie C. beat me too it.

DOUBLE EDIT: You do, but the Pyro burns you alive as penance.
I wish dead men could tell tales.

Dead men started telling tales, but they're boring ones.

I wish people would understand that everyone is entitled to their own opinion.

People start understanding but still judge you whilst your back is turned.
I wish I had a TARDIS.

Granted. But it never brings to to where you want to go, only where you need to be.

I wish for the next person go get their wish granted.

In exchange I have to become a Puella Magi…

I wish for incredible amounts of chocolate pudding.

Granted, but to everyone else it looks like you're eating shit.

I wish for another Zelda game.

Granted, but it has low-poly cel-shaded graphics and Link has Dialogue. The princess follows him around everywhere the entire game and he is constantly trying to get her to kiss him, and sarcastically tells her to excuse him incessantly.

I wish that I could spaghetti.

But Spaghetti Cat steals it.
I wish Nyan Cat would go away.

Granted, but Nyan Dog replaces it.

I wish I can become a God.

You can, but you don't.

I wish next post corrupts this wish.

Ok, but for the sake of going wrong, you die.

I wish the economy would be replaced by a Valve run hat based economy.

Ok, But Apple now rules the world selling Earbuds.

I wish I could be a water bender.

Ok, but all water is now piss.

I wish I could do a barrel roll

That's fine, but you get so dizzy every time taht you lose control and crash.

I wish that I was skilled in javascript and C++

Ok, but now they're deprecated and obsolete.

I wish Apple would stop suing everyone.

Apple stops, But Microsoft sues you.

I wish for a page get.

Ok, but you don't get it.

I wish for cookies.