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Post an sentence said by an npc of a game.

Last posted Sep 24, 2012 at 09:20PM EDT. Added Sep 19, 2012 at 03:27PM EDT
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“I used to a be adventure like you but then I took a arrow to the knee.”

~Skyrim Guard

Sep 20, 2012 at 02:54AM EDT

“Hey, our cover’s blown anyway, I’m gonna start talking now!”

~Alvin H. Davenport
Ace Combat 5

Sep 20, 2012 at 03:03AM EDT

“Patrolling the Mojave makes you wish for a nuclear winter.”

Same VA

Sep 20, 2012 at 05:23AM EDT

“All that I am: anger, cruelty, vengeance – I bestow upon you, my chosen knight. I have granted you immortality so that you may herald in a new, dark age for the Scourge.” -Lich King

Last edited Sep 20, 2012 at 09:11AM EDT
Sep 20, 2012 at 09:10AM EDT

You did nothing!, She did all the work!
(wow. that sentence is wrong e.e)

Sep 20, 2012 at 10:26AM EDT

Five years ago…I lost 30,000 men in the blink of an eye…

…and the world just f***ing watched.

- General Shepherd (Modern Warfare 2)

Sep 20, 2012 at 11:05AM EDT

“What’s this? You fools couldn’t chase down a pumpkin!”
-Croco from Super Mario RPG

Sep 20, 2012 at 12:24PM EDT

Ann Hiro wrote:

Mah Boi

This peace is what all warriors come back for when they’re a little bit MMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM squadalah-er.

Sep 20, 2012 at 06:31PM EDT

I’m going to post an obscure one. Lets see who knows where it’s from

“Cardamine! Cardamine! Everybody loves Cardamine!”

Sep 20, 2012 at 07:54PM EDT

“If you do find a way out of here, I suggest that you think very carefully about using it. Because the one thing I know about linking books, the doors they open don’t close behind you”
-Saavedro from Myst III: Exile

Sep 20, 2012 at 08:19PM EDT

“How are you holding up! BECAUSE I’M A POTATO!”
- Me

Sep 20, 2012 at 08:27PM EDT

“Six Bullets…more than enough to kill anything that moves.”

-Revolver Ocelot – MGS

Sep 20, 2012 at 09:38PM EDT

“We just dinged him!”
-Generic random tank gunner, World Of Tanks

Sep 20, 2012 at 09:47PM EDT

“Do you get to the cloud district very often? Oh, what am I saying, of course you don-” FUS RO DAH

Sep 20, 2012 at 10:36PM EDT

Remember my super cool Rattata? My Rattata is different from regular Rattata. It’s like my Rattata is in the top percentage of rattatas.
-Youngster Joey


All your base are belong to us.

And let’s not forget:

Someone set up us the bomb.

Sep 21, 2012 at 01:41AM EDT

“Short and short on deodorant is a reeeeaaal bad combination, stabby”
Deadpool to Wolverine in Marvel vs Capcom 3.
Deadpool is fucking amazing. Easy to use in the game too, I use him just for the lulz.

Sep 21, 2012 at 02:39AM EDT

From Mother 3. Lucas sees Ionia in a hot spring. This happens.

Ionia: “I sense loads of magical power from you.”
turns Lucas around so back is facing him/her
Ionia: “…Wait. Just endure it for a little bit.”
screen goes black
still black Ionia: “Don’t struggle!”
“Just endure it for a little bit!”
“Just a little more!”
screen returns and Lucas bursts out of the water for air

My face: OnO

Sep 21, 2012 at 02:43AM EDT

“I’m going to attempt a manual override on this wall, could get a bit technical”-Above user

Sep 21, 2012 at 02:44AM EDT

THAT LOOKS LIKE A HOMING SHOT!” (or some variation upon it) – ALMOST. EVERY. SUWAKODAMN. CHARACTER. IN. SONIC. GENERATIONS. (everyone except Sonic and Eggman, basically. (and Metal Sonic, who doesn’t show up at all outside of that rival battle.) That’s 12 characters, counting Modern and Classic Tails separately.)

Sep 21, 2012 at 02:57AM EDT

Calkarot wrote:

“Short and short on deodorant is a reeeeaaal bad combination, stabby”
Deadpool to Wolverine in Marvel vs Capcom 3.
Deadpool is fucking amazing. Easy to use in the game too, I use him just for the lulz.

“You were recording that, weren’t you player? No? WHAT DO YOU MEAN YOU WEREN’T RECORDING THAT?!”
Yet another quote from deadpool.

Sep 21, 2012 at 07:20AM EDT

“Come and get me, loser! Spankety, spankety, spankety!”
-Porky (Pokey) Minch, at the end of EarthBound

Sep 21, 2012 at 09:53AM EDT

“This is my grandson. what was his name again?”
“Oh thats right! His name was FAGGOT!”
~ Prof. Oak, Pokemon

Sep 21, 2012 at 10:17AM EDT

“‘OLD GEEZER’?!? Where do you get off, talking like that? You have no respect, brat! Don’t think my age has anything to do with my might! Elder power activate!”
-Puni Elder from Paper Mario: The Thousand Year Door

Sep 21, 2012 at 06:03PM EDT

Niko! Let’s go bowling!
- Roman

Sep 22, 2012 at 03:13AM EDT

“You know what? Let’s just call them Bonerfarts. Just kill a couple or something.”
~Sir Hammerlock, Borderlands 2

Sep 23, 2012 at 02:38AM EDT

“I’m Hungry”
An Npc that sits in a park alone that looks like Keanu Reaves
Final Fantasy 8

Sep 23, 2012 at 02:48AM EDT

I’ve tapped into the ultimate power. Observe…!
Such magnificent power! You are like insects to me!
Kefka: I will exterminate everyone, and everything!
People will keep rebuilding the things you take from them!
Then I’ll destroy those too.Why do people rebuild things they know are going to be destroyed?
Why do people cling to life when they know they can’t live forever?Think how meaningless each of your lives is!
-Kefka Palazzo

Sep 23, 2012 at 10:43AM EDT

“You’re going the wrong way!”
-announcer from F-Zero X and GX

Sep 23, 2012 at 11:28PM EDT

“I would have been your daddy but the dog beat me over the fence.”

Sgt. Johnson

Sep 24, 2012 at 02:57AM EDT

Spider-byte wrote:

“I used to a be adventure like you but then I took a arrow to the knee.”

~Skyrim Guard


Don’t try to revive a dead meme if you can’t even do it right.

Sep 24, 2012 at 06:30AM EDT

Captain Badass wrote:

“War has changed.”
-Metal Gear Solid 4

I guess Snake isn’t an NPC, but I find it kind of funny how that worked out.

You beat me to that so hard.

Oh well, there are tons of good ones. Like:

“Show me your moves!” – Fapton Calcon

“The right man in the wrong place can make all the difference in the world.” – GMan. Always thought that line was perfect and creepy, in equal measures.

“There’s nothing like the feeling of slamming a long silver bullet into a well-greased chamber.” – Revolver Ocelot (Holy hell is there a lot of gay innuendo in the MGS series. I regret nothing.)

“Sploicers sealed Johnny in before he could -- Goddamned sploicers!” – Atlas, Bioshock

(Basically every line of dialogue in Bioshock, now that I think about it.)

“Think you can beat Sledge? Nuh uh! Cuz Sledge is too smart for you!” – Sledge

There are many others, but I can’t think of any right now.

Sep 24, 2012 at 08:39PM EDT

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