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Video game lines you can't say in bed

Last posted Oct 04, 2012 at 11:23AM EDT. Added Sep 27, 2012 at 06:02PM EDT
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Let’s hear what you people got. I’ll start.
“It looks like it was killed by a crow or something.” – Barry from Resident Evil

Sep 27, 2012 at 06:02PM EDT
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“I’ll add a few 0’s to the maximum weight” -GlaDOs from Portal 2

Sep 27, 2012 at 06:22PM EDT
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“Show me ya moves!”

Actually, you can definitely say that one in bed.

Sep 27, 2012 at 06:51PM EDT
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“DO A BARREL ROLL!”

Oh, wait, that works. Hold on a second…I’ve got one…

“I hold the key to peace in my hands.”

Wait, wait…no, that one works too…uh…maybe…

“The probability of you touching me again…is ZERO! Ha!”

No. Give me some time here…

“Welcome to your doom!”

…I’m just no good at this, am I?

Last edited Sep 27, 2012 at 06:59PM EDT
Sep 27, 2012 at 06:57PM EDT
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“I came as soon as I heard you beat the Elite Four”

See, you can’t say it in bed unless she tells you she beat the elite four.

Sep 27, 2012 at 07:02PM EDT
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Jojo's Bizarre Bazaar wrote:

“…

…”- Red from Pokemon Silver and Gold.

“…….
…….
…..”
-Gordon Freeman, Half-Life series

Sep 27, 2012 at 07:07PM EDT
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“Oak’s words echoed… There’s a time and place for everything, but not now.”

-Player from Pokemon Red/Blue/Yellow

Last edited Sep 27, 2012 at 07:10PM EDT
Sep 27, 2012 at 07:09PM EDT
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’I’ve got Balls of Steel"

See, because if your balls were made of steel, then she would be having sex with a robot, and robosexuals are SATAN WORSHIPPING AIEJSPGPAOS drool

Sep 27, 2012 at 07:26PM EDT
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Time to kick gum and chew ass.

And im all out of gum

Sep 27, 2012 at 07:33PM EDT
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Sorry for a second Portal 2, but i have became addicted to portal 2 again.
wait,
(Y)our princess is in another castle…

Last edited Sep 27, 2012 at 08:50PM EDT
Sep 27, 2012 at 08:47PM EDT
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“Noo.. Not into the pit! It burrnnnss!”

Ganon – Link: The Faces of Evil

Sep 27, 2012 at 09:38PM EDT
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“Snake! SNAKE! SNAAAAAAAAKE!”

Colonel Campbell – Metal Gear Solid 2 (?)

Sep 27, 2012 at 10:00PM EDT
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THANK YOU MARIO!

YOUR QUEST IS OVER.

WE PRESENT YOU WITH A NEW QUEST.

PUSH BUTTON B TO SELECT A WORLD
Sep 27, 2012 at 10:25PM EDT
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FUS RO DAH!”
-Dovahkiin

Sep 27, 2012 at 10:46PM EDT

“I admit that you have pushed me to this extreme.”

Cyrus – Pokemon D/P/P

Sep 27, 2012 at 11:26PM EDT
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" ha ha ha ha, ( insert name here), you are pitiful"
Chris, re1

Sep 27, 2012 at 11:43PM EDT
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“I hope this isnt Chris’s blood…”

Resident evil, Barry " Jill sandwich" burton

Sep 27, 2012 at 11:55PM EDT
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SUCK… ON MY MISSILE!!”
~The President of The United States of America
- Metal Wolf Chaos

Sep 28, 2012 at 03:00AM EDT
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“Nice try! Die now!”
Shen-Long
Bloody Roar: Primal Fury

“What? Is that all?”
Rouge The Bat
Sonic Adventure 2

“I guess I should be thankful!”
Falco Lombardi
Starfox 64/Lylat Wars

“Your scream sounds like a pathetic war cry!”
“My Totem is much greater than yours!”
T-Hawk
Super Street Fighter 2

Sep 28, 2012 at 06:35AM EDT
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“By the way… That’s people your breathing.”
~Nathan Spencer
-Bionic Commando 2009

Sep 28, 2012 at 10:52AM EDT
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WE’RE SPOTTED, GO LOUD!

-Captain Price, Modern Warfare 2.

Sep 28, 2012 at 11:15AM EDT
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FALCONPUNCH!!!!

- Captain Falcon

Last edited Sep 28, 2012 at 01:23PM EDT
Sep 28, 2012 at 01:22PM EDT
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BEST RIDE EVER!!”
~Deadpool
-Deadpool Video Game

Sep 28, 2012 at 03:14PM EDT
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Sam wrote:

MEDIC!!!” -- any TF2 character.

“Did ze Fräuleins have zeir Mittelschmerz?” (literal translation: “Did the ladies have their menstrual cramps?”)
-Medic after destroying alot of sentries

Sep 28, 2012 at 04:21PM EDT
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Jojo's Bizarre Bazaar wrote:

GET A LOAD OF THIS!”- Eggman Sonic Adventure.



ALL SYSTEMSFULL POWER!

Same character, same game.

Sep 28, 2012 at 04:22PM EDT
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