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Simple thread, simple lulz potential..

Answer the user above you and then post your choices.

Princess Zelda or princess toadstool?

_p. S. watch out for dem ninjas.. Yes u Patrick _

mod edit please explain your reasons why you picked your mate

Zelda.

RandomMan or Verbose?

Zelda. Princess Toadstool’s already been ruined by Bowser.

Ninja’d…

I would say Verbose.

Once you go multiloquent, you never wanna quit.

Vegeta, or Goku?

Goku because Vegeta is a prick.

Shaggy 2 Dope or Cujo

Isn’t it obvious?
Cujo.

Rock, Paper, or Scissors?

My rock would cover paper all over…

Probably get cut, though…

Romney or Obama?

Easy, Obama.

Yeti or Sasquatch?

Yeti

Suiseiseki or Evil Nemesis

Suiseiseki because the power of desu prevails over everything else

Giorgio A. Tsoukalos or Bill O’Reilly

Fuck it!! I’ll do him live!!! The fucking thing sucks, and that’s why

Gamezee or 2spooky?

Tough choice but between a vampire pony and an alien Jugallo; I think I’ll go with Gamzee

Harrison Ford or Bruce Willis?

Roland or Axton?

Roland because he’s black.

Jabba the Hutt or Gabe Newell

You. Pants. Off. Now. Also bite the pillow. I’m going in dry.

Jabba the Hutt or Gabe Newell

Definitely Gabe Newell. I shouldn’t need to explain why not to choose Jabba

Rin or Emi?

Emi, assuming you’re talking about who I think you’re talking about.

Slenderman or Candlejack, who would you rath

Do the words “spit roast” mean anything to you?

Grace Jones or Lady Gaga?

Lady Gaga
_____________________________

Amata or TF2 Spy

Well, certainly not the TF2 spy…

Master Chief or your computer?

TF2 Spy.

Heavy or Goliath

Heavy. Because… You know…

Anyways,

A wild cougar or a pair of scissors?

Scissors, since I won’t get arrested for bestiality.

Morrigan from Darkstalkers, or an Amazonian from Futurama?

Morrigan. Duh.

Slendermen or Trendermen?

trendermen because rather than being horribly murdered in a forest I get lectured on my fashion sense.

A tree? Or Mormon Jesus

inb4 twilight sparkle

Tree.. Once you get used to the bark abrasions its not so bad.
Internet scientists Allison or Sarah?

A tree, and my son would look something like this:

Wolverine or a wolverine?

“Internet scientists Allison or Sarah?”

Both.

Madcat or Bob?

So a cat, or the look of disapproval. I’m going with Madcat in that case, Bob will never get pleased and only be disappointed with me when we do it.

Mister J, or Mister J in a fursuit.

Mister J

Princess Peach Or Soap MacTavish

Peach all the way.. You ever get SOAP in your peehole?

Yao Ming or Shaq

Ok

And btw, do Yao Ming

Bowser or Luigi

Bowser. Because, Bowser.

Master Shake or Meatwad?

Meatwad because meaty.

Groose or Pipit?

Gamzee or 2Spooky?
I ThINk mY avATaR cAN anSwer tHaT.

…Anyways, I’ll put another set due to ^ not posting a choice.

John Marston or Niko Bellic

Princess Zelda Of Course.

I have not clue what the above user is saying.

Raccoons or your Disk-Reading console?

It can read my DICKS (<--- not funny at all)
Zalgo or Smile.dog

Smile dog
cuz he’s a lil faggot
PimpAbra or MrJ?

MrJ.

*I don’t care if I get ninja’d."
Patrick or Anako?

Both.
Because.
Why the hell not?

Google Chrome or Firefox?

Patrick. Because Karma

[edit] damn ninja’s

Firefox. Chrome is sexy and all, but we wouldn’t have any privacy together. Plus Firefox has some really entertaining plugins for the cause

Gordon Freeman or Morgan Freeman?

Real life = brothers
So no, I will not be gay for them.
Even if one of them is God, I will not.

Dr. Oz or Dr. Phil

Phil, for his reaction.
Hillary Clinton or Betty White?

Clinton.

Taylor Lautner or Robert Pattinson?

Also, Penz0id, afterwards would be hilarious. “So how did you feel about that?”

The one that’s a boy.

Gabe Newell, or Shigeru Miyamoto?

Oh why me with the politics?

Probably McCain….

Be a bit less awkward. O_O

Tony Banks or Keith Emerson?

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