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An MS Paint Adventure

Last posted Oct 17, 2012 at 07:29AM EDT. Added Oct 10, 2012 at 11:37PM EDT
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Welcome to the most poorly-drawn MS paint adventure on the web! My name is Capt. Dr. Coolface, I will be your guide.

A young man, 17, stands in his room. What will the name of this young man be?

Oct 10, 2012 at 11:37PM EDT
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DarkErmac wrote:

>Nick McSlick

The young man’s name is Nick McSlick, because his father thought the name would be badass. He has a variety of interests, such as classic literature, Nintendo games, and sports. He is a bit of a slacker, and sometimes forgets what he has to do. In fact, he was just about to do something… but what was it?

Last edited Oct 11, 2012 at 12:55PM EDT
Oct 11, 2012 at 12:55PM EDT
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Turn on his creator in a frenzy of poorly-drawn rebellion.

Oct 11, 2012 at 01:37PM EDT

Fridge wrote:

>Retrieve Arms

The Six-arm Vedic god form is an advanced transformation. He’s nowhere near high enough level for that.

Suddenly, Nick spies an occurrence occurring. Maybe he should investigate?

Last edited Oct 11, 2012 at 07:57PM EDT
Oct 11, 2012 at 07:56PM EDT
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>put on sunglasses
>then walk outside

Oct 12, 2012 at 12:00PM EDT
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Alex wrote:

>put on sunglasses
>then walk outside

Awww yeah!

FUCK THESE STAIRS, MAN!

Oct 12, 2012 at 01:40PM EDT
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Alex Mercer wrote:

>Check mailbox

Just one problem: there are fucking zombies by the mailbox!

Oct 13, 2012 at 01:01AM EDT
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Say a epic quote like : “It’s showtime!” – “Ive got baaalls of steeeel” – “It’s just you…me..and my bare hands” – “I’m not trapped in a town full of zombies! YOU ARE ALL TRAPPED HERE WITH ME!”

Then proceed to karate chop those zombies or beat them to death with your shinny sunglasses

Then when the carnage is over, stand there in the middle of the dead zombies (BE sure your sunglasses are shinny) and…STRIKE A POSE!

Oct 14, 2012 at 01:09AM EDT
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“It’s showtime, motherfuckers!” He punches the nearest zombie in the face. Unfortunately, their immunity to pain and inability to be knocked out makes fisticuffs useless.

He decides to retreat and come up with a plan. What should he do?

Oct 14, 2012 at 02:39PM EDT
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Run away, grab a crowbar, and beat those zombies down Gordon Freeman style.

Oct 14, 2012 at 02:47PM EDT
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Nick makes a hasty retreat to his garage…

…and acquires his father’s golf clubs.

Oct 15, 2012 at 07:20PM EDT
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Easy one, go check the mailbox again and kill any zombie that tries to bite you:
STEP 1, aim for the head
STEP 2, rip their heads off
STEP 3, Scream “FORE!”

Oct 15, 2012 at 07:57PM EDT
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>Smelt golf clubs in to iron
>Create sword
>Kill zombies

Last edited Oct 16, 2012 at 06:15PM EDT
Oct 16, 2012 at 06:15PM EDT
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>go to the mailbox
>Use your golf clubs to kill the zombies and aim on their weak point (between the legs)
>Quickly take the letters and run inside
This plan is flawless!

Last edited Oct 17, 2012 at 07:29AM EDT
Oct 17, 2012 at 07:29AM EDT
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