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The item on your left is the weapon that you'll use to defeat the user above you

Last posted Dec 16, 2012 at 11:26PM EST. Added Oct 24, 2012 at 10:26PM EDT
156 posts from 90 users

A screwdriver
Either I can slit your throat with the sharpened edges, shank you to death, pry out your eyeball and skull-fuck you to death, lobotomize you, or jab it through the base of your skull
Fuck, these things are useful

Oct 26, 2012 at 12:56PM EDT

A Nokia 3310, f*ck yea.

Oct 26, 2012 at 04:20PM EDT

Spray it in your eyes beat you till your K.O’ed and then snap it in half cut your stomach pull out your intestines and insert the deodorant and then beat you and strangle you with it.

Oct 26, 2012 at 06:33PM EDT


Fear my healthy nutritious, calcium filled snack while your greasy, disgusting food falls!

Last edited Oct 26, 2012 at 08:52PM EDT
Oct 26, 2012 at 08:46PM EDT

Well I’m screwed- unless by chance the above user is sentient plaque capable of using the internets.

Oct 26, 2012 at 10:45PM EDT

The item on my left is a scanner. People use scanners to evade the police. Ergo, victory.

Oct 26, 2012 at 10:56PM EDT

An album of The Who. Maybe play it loud enough to burst your eardrums, so you won’t hear me come at you from behind, smash the case and attack you with the broken plastic?

Oct 27, 2012 at 11:03AM EDT

a dirty dinner plate.

Oct 27, 2012 at 11:55AM EDT

I still have this, I’ll draw you a new avatar, and erase yours to death.

Oct 27, 2012 at 03:07PM EDT

I’ll put one between knuckles and beat you to death with it
If stepping on them hurts like a bitch, think what being punched with them will do

Oct 27, 2012 at 03:17PM EDT

My car.

Slam your head in the door repeatedly, run you over with it, etc.

Oct 27, 2012 at 03:43PM EDT

a bigass television set.

Oct 27, 2012 at 05:52PM EDT

A glass bottle
bludgeon, break and shank, break, place glass in mouth, punch mouth repeatedly, jam it through your eye socket before or after breaking….

Oct 27, 2012 at 09:49PM EDT
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An atomic bomb. Guess you’re screwed.

Oct 28, 2012 at 12:26AM EDT

My left speaker. It’s ear rape time. Let me go find the loudest video on youtube.

Oct 28, 2012 at 12:34AM EDT

A bionicle with a sword. He will stab you with his plastic power.

Oct 28, 2012 at 04:24AM EDT

A bowl of Grape Nuts cereal.

Easy, smash it over your head or shove the cereal down your throat.

Oct 28, 2012 at 09:22AM EDT

I’ve got a desk lamp.

You wouldn’t happen to be extremely sensitive to light, would you?

Oct 28, 2012 at 10:27PM EDT

A half-eaten apple.

I’ll shove it down your throat.

Oct 28, 2012 at 10:39PM EDT

An iPhone 4S.

I’m sure this thing could have tons of uses to defeat a cat.

Oct 29, 2012 at 08:24PM EDT

An empty gold fish bad.
Hold still while I try to put this bag over your head and find a blunt object to beat you with.

Oct 31, 2012 at 03:11PM EDT

My keyboard is chaotic-aligned (i.e., black). On the left side of it, at the bottom, is a control key. I press it to control the undead.

Nov 01, 2012 at 12:02AM EDT

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