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The item on your left is the weapon that you'll use to defeat the user above you

Last posted Dec 16, 2012 at 11:26PM EST. Added Oct 24, 2012 at 10:26PM EDT
156 posts from 90 users

My old gameboy advance sp…


Last edited Nov 03, 2012 at 01:27PM EDT
Nov 03, 2012 at 01:24PM EDT

Before you get the wrong idea…. its on the roll bar thingy. PREPARE TO DIE.

Nov 05, 2012 at 04:34PM EST

I’ll papercut you to death.

Nov 16, 2012 at 04:37PM EST


Chokity chokity choke choke choke.

Nov 16, 2012 at 07:40PM EST

A 2-liter bottle of Pepsi.

It’s pretty blunt…

Nov 18, 2012 at 10:03AM EST

The last ever issue of Nintendo Power.

If you have a proper childhood, this should do massive damage to your feels.

Dec 11, 2012 at 01:44PM EST

Push this over onto you.

I know it works because 95% of Otaku Deaths are caused by their Manga Pile falling on them. >_>

The other 5% is getting your spine broken by a glomp at a convention. xD

Last edited Dec 11, 2012 at 04:31PM EST
Dec 11, 2012 at 04:29PM EST

Prepare to face the wrath of my bed.


(FYI: They’re from me drooling when I sleep, you perverts.)

Last edited Dec 11, 2012 at 09:05PM EST
Dec 11, 2012 at 09:01PM EST

A coffee cup. I could use it as a club and fill it with fresh and steaming coffee and make you drink it all so it will burn your tongue.

Dec 11, 2012 at 09:33PM EST

Too bad that my Kitchen is on my right. Oh well, at least I have a fork.

Dec 11, 2012 at 10:09PM EST

A Katana…

Okay, I’ll be honest, it’s a Foam Katana with some kind of hard bit inside it. So I’m essentially going to Bludgeon ya’ll asses.

Still, it only says “Defeat” last time I checked. And I’m certain that if by defeat, you mean “defeat in a kendo match”, then I’d at least have a chance, cause I’d be quite good at it if everyone I knew wasn’t a cheater at it.

Edit: And since my opponent is a wrench… I’ve kinda got the reach advantage until they throw it, in which case, I can just go back to Bludgeoning with an incredibly ineffective weapon.

Last edited Dec 12, 2012 at 04:38AM EST
Dec 12, 2012 at 04:36AM EST

A wall made of white cinder blocks
I hate white walls
Needs more crimson

Last edited Dec 12, 2012 at 01:12PM EST
Dec 12, 2012 at 01:12PM EST

Mexican Fanta soda bottle

Son, this bottle gonna stab through your chest over and over till your wasted

Dec 13, 2012 at 07:36PM EST

Bah! The mighty Coolface needs no weapons save his fists and his blazing courage!

Nonetheless, a cassette tape is too unusual weapon to resist using, so I shall smite you down with it.

Dec 14, 2012 at 12:42AM EST

Aha! For once my water bottle is NOT to my left! And I have something far more appropriate in its place! Prepare to be assaulted by my…


…sigh…fine I’ll get the water bottle.

Meanwhile my leatherman knife is a little further to my left. If only I left it closer

@Person below

Nothing on your left can fix the Blue Screen of Death! NOTHING! Abandon hope and reset your computer!

Last edited Dec 14, 2012 at 01:14AM EST
Dec 14, 2012 at 01:13AM EST

Your empty threats are as empty as this statement is redundant! Prepare to feel my wrath!

I will unleash the power of…

Last edited Dec 14, 2012 at 04:06AM EST
Dec 14, 2012 at 04:02AM EST

I was holding a glass beer bottle in my left hand when I read the thread title. Come at me bro.

Dec 16, 2012 at 01:40AM EST

Bitch, who needs bullets when you have darts?
Time for the classic game of “Who’s first?”.

Dec 16, 2012 at 02:10AM EST

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