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The item on your left is the weapon that you'll use to defeat the user above you

Last posted Dec 16, 2012 at 11:26PM EST. Added Oct 24, 2012 at 10:26PM EDT
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My old gameboy advance sp…

YOU CANNOT GRASP THE TRUE FORM OF RETROGAMING!?…

Last edited Nov 03, 2012 at 01:27PM EDT
Nov 03, 2012 at 01:24PM EDT
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Before you get the wrong idea…. its on the roll bar thingy. PREPARE TO DIE.

Nov 05, 2012 at 04:34PM EST
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I’ll papercut you to death.

Nov 16, 2012 at 04:37PM EST

Pizza.

Chokity chokity choke choke choke.

Nov 16, 2012 at 07:40PM EST
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A 2-liter bottle of Pepsi.

It’s pretty blunt…

Nov 18, 2012 at 10:03AM EST
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The last ever issue of Nintendo Power.

If you have a proper childhood, this should do massive damage to your feels.

Dec 11, 2012 at 01:44PM EST
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Push this over onto you.

I know it works because 95% of Otaku Deaths are caused by their Manga Pile falling on them. >_>

The other 5% is getting your spine broken by a glomp at a convention. xD

Last edited Dec 11, 2012 at 04:31PM EST
Dec 11, 2012 at 04:29PM EST
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Prepare to face the wrath of my bed.

STAINS AND ALL!







(FYI: They’re from me drooling when I sleep, you perverts.)

Last edited Dec 11, 2012 at 09:05PM EST
Dec 11, 2012 at 09:01PM EST
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A coffee cup. I could use it as a club and fill it with fresh and steaming coffee and make you drink it all so it will burn your tongue.

Dec 11, 2012 at 09:33PM EST
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Too bad that my Kitchen is on my right. Oh well, at least I have a fork.

Dec 11, 2012 at 10:09PM EST
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A Katana…

Okay, I’ll be honest, it’s a Foam Katana with some kind of hard bit inside it. So I’m essentially going to Bludgeon ya’ll asses.

Still, it only says “Defeat” last time I checked. And I’m certain that if by defeat, you mean “defeat in a kendo match”, then I’d at least have a chance, cause I’d be quite good at it if everyone I knew wasn’t a cheater at it.

Edit: And since my opponent is a wrench… I’ve kinda got the reach advantage until they throw it, in which case, I can just go back to Bludgeoning with an incredibly ineffective weapon.

Last edited Dec 12, 2012 at 04:38AM EST
Dec 12, 2012 at 04:36AM EST
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A wall made of white cinder blocks
I hate white walls
Needs more crimson

Last edited Dec 12, 2012 at 01:12PM EST
Dec 12, 2012 at 01:12PM EST
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Mexican Fanta soda bottle

Son, this bottle gonna stab through your chest over and over till your wasted

Dec 13, 2012 at 07:36PM EST
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Bah! The mighty Coolface needs no weapons save his fists and his blazing courage!

Nonetheless, a cassette tape is too unusual weapon to resist using, so I shall smite you down with it.

Dec 14, 2012 at 12:42AM EST
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Aha! For once my water bottle is NOT to my left! And I have something far more appropriate in its place! Prepare to be assaulted by my…

WALLET! EFTPOS CARD SHURIKEN ATTACK GO!

…sigh…fine I’ll get the water bottle.

Meanwhile my leatherman knife is a little further to my left. If only I left it closer


@Person below

Nothing on your left can fix the Blue Screen of Death! NOTHING! Abandon hope and reset your computer!

Last edited Dec 14, 2012 at 01:14AM EST
Dec 14, 2012 at 01:13AM EST
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Your empty threats are as empty as this statement is redundant! Prepare to feel my wrath!

I will unleash the power of…

Last edited Dec 14, 2012 at 04:06AM EST
Dec 14, 2012 at 04:02AM EST
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I was holding a glass beer bottle in my left hand when I read the thread title. Come at me bro.

Dec 16, 2012 at 01:40AM EST
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Bitch, who needs bullets when you have darts?
Time for the classic game of “Who’s first?”.

Dec 16, 2012 at 02:10AM EST
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