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I will ask a question.

But answering is only to be done with another question.
If you don’t want to answer then ask a “what if” question.
And the rest is history, deep in the Jff.

What if OP was a heterosexual?

What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I’m the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re fucking dead, kiddo.

What the fuck did you just fucking say about my desktop, you little
tasteless bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the
Desktop Ricing division, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret
desktop thread operations, and I have over 300 confirmed 10/10s. I am
trained in gorilla desktopfare and I’m the top ricer in the entire
special-pantsu division. You are nothing to me but just another shitty
desktop. I will wipe your shitty desktop the fuck out with ricing the
likes of which has never been seen before on this board, mark my fucking
words. You think you can get away with talking shit about my desktop on
the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my
secret network of forensic desktop-analysts across the USA and your
desktop is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm,
maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your
desktop. You’re fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I
can rice desktops in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with a
minimal tiling WM setup. Not only am I extensively trained in vanilla
ricing, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States
Desktop Tools and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your
miserable desktop off the face of the continent, you little shit. If
only you could have known what unholy 0/10s your little “clever” comment
was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your
fucking tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the
price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over your desktop and
your poor, pathetic rice will drown in it. You’re fucking dead, kiddo.

Faggot OPerations?

What if OP is asexual?

What if god was one of us?

Can’t prove it Alex.

I didn’t make this thread.

What if people keep talking with out question marks?

what if we have a grammatical problem

What if I forgot to ask a question?

What if the user above user didn’t ask a question, leaving me grasping for straws?

What if I didn’t just spend Halloween eating roast beef sandwiches and onion rings?

What if you didn’t actually go Trick or Treating and your already eating everyone’s else candy?

What if we put a question mark at the end of a statement?

What if an interrobang nullifies this question‽

What if someone had really been as far even as decided to use even go want to do look more like?

What if what is is not what is? Not that what is not is what is but that what is is not. What if?

What?

Why are we asking questions now?

*What‽

Why is this the top trending topic?

Why are we getting no answers?

What is love?

Will my baby hurt me?

Will she stop doing it?

Has anyone really been far even as decided to use even go want to do look more like?

Did you even see twilit’s post?

Did I believe that the what if questions got way too redundant and therefore decided to mix it up, creating a different sentence out of the same question?

What that RM? You want me to make out with you?

Are you making a move on me Alex?

Do you think that would be appropriate?

Can you do it?

Why does this sound like a good ship? And why am I so aroused?

Why is ship getting hot and bothered?

Will you join us?

Why the fuck not?

How come Im starting to derail my own thread with pre-shipping material?

What love got to do with it, got do with it, got to do with it?

how do I make blue waffles?

What if I just wait and see ?

Who is your (classified)?

Why has nobody asked whether this is real life, or just fantasy?

Were they caught in a landslide?

MMMM Whatcha Say?

Where da hood where the hood where the hood at?