/v/ made this for him for his 50th birthday
And they also got him a hat:
He had to pay $2.50 to get a key for the crate containing it
(inb4 “there was a thread for this” and “IRC did it first”)
(His birthday was actually the third, but the internet announced it today. fucking reddit thread)
He deserves it; he’s arguably the greatest troll in the history of the video game industry.
Wow, he really is losing weight.