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Name: Superhero Name here
Power: His power
Bio: Age, real name, and where he comes from, or how he got his powers, etc, etc.
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Last posted Nov 20, 2012 at 04:52PM EST. Added Nov 17, 2012 at 03:13PM EST
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Click This to determine your random Superpower
Name: Superhero Name here
Power: His power
Bio: Age, real name, and where he comes from, or how he got his powers, etc, etc.
Power: Enhanced Eating.
I honestly don’t have any idea what to do with that.
Power:Cartoon Pyshics
Hm. I wonder what I can do with this?
Perform the Brazilian martial art of dancing combat. The abiltiy to dominate the brazilian martial art of capoeira that combines dance and physical combat. A sub-power of Enhanced Combat and Dance Combat.

(Seriously, out of all the cool stuff you give me dancing swag?)
Power: Dark World Manipulation
Users can control the darkest areas of the mystical world and every aspects of the shadow world from elements to mythical beasts.
Perfect, just perfect.
Twilitlord the Semi-Pro Medic wrote:
Power: Enhanced Eating.
I honestly don’t have any idea what to do with that.
Oh gosh! I haz that..
Power: Human Disguise
“The power to take on a human appearance”
B-b-but Wiki-Sama!
I’m already a Human
Necrotic Empowerment
cool.
Power: Gravity Manipulation
Interesting. I can create mini black holes if I’m feeling like it.
I’m not imaginative enough when it comes to making that sort of stuff up…
So, instead, I’ll roll a few powers, and say whay I think of them (and maybe even how I’d use them.) I would still be contributing to the thread this way.
I’ll roll… 15
1. Flesh Masking
Not really something I’m familiar with. Only one user which I am even remotely familiar with.
2. Power Via Blood
This… isn’t really clear for me. I would assume this would be tied somehow to genetics, but…
3. Enhanced Surveillance
Seems like it’d be useful… but what purpose would it do me?
4.Mythical Bestiary
Now THIS is an interesting ability. F**k yeah mythology!
5. Celestial Manipulation
…Hmmm…. Not sure what to make of this.
6.Spirit Physiology
I wouldn’t really like being a ghost… Also, familiar with at least one user (y halo thar Yuyuko!)
7.Demonic Infusion
I’d probably find mundane uses for this, somehow… Maybe the evil energies can be manifested as heat?
8.Cosmic Entity Physiology
Uhh… ok? Seems kind of overpowered for a human to deal with!
9. Life-Force Transferal
…Why the Shazbot would I want something like this!?
10.Old Prime
Heh, I might actually like this, even if just because it means I could still do many things I can now.
11. Absolute Strength
I’m not particularly a fan of physical strength… (Though I will say I resisted the urge to make a reference to Equius here.)
12.Nine Lives
This is a useful ability. You never know what could happen!
13.Strong Heart
Well, being able to resist all sort of heart diseases would certainly come in handy.
14.Energy Conversion
Living solar power generator, anyone?
15.Omnicombustion
…You might not want me to have this. Madagascar would be long-incinerated. INCINERATION IS SOMETHING YOU CANNOT STOP BY SHUTTING DOWN EVERYTHING!
…I’ll do more rolls at a later date. Don’t want to do too many in a single post, do I?
I shall Roll once more!
Complete Arsenal
“The ability to possess all abilities.”
I hereby bow down to the OP.
I just realised that has a double-meaning in this case.
Power:Sasquatch Physiology
We all know this was coming at some point.
Law Intuition
The ability to possess immense, if not innate, ethical knowledge.
It must be fate.
OK, a few more rolls.
16. Roboticization
>Roboticization
Oh yes. Oh hell yes. DO NOT EVEN ATTEMPT TO OPPOSE ME, ANIMALS. OR ELSE GET A LOAD OF THIS. HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
(And yes, I absoutely HAD to reference Eggman there.)
17.Web Creation
Insert 60s Spiderman image here.
18.Psionic Detection
Well, if I’m the only one with powers, this would be USELESS.
19.Hook Proficiency
Where would I even GET a hook from?
20.Bullet Hell
No one should try to fight me, or else I’ll show them how they fight in Gensokyo!
(As if you weren’t gonna get a Touhou reference for bullet hell!)
Power : Water Mimicry
I only waited to roll becasue I didn’t want to double post…
21.Dragon Soul
Wat
22.Doubt Inducement
I doubt this would be useful.
23.Blindsight
I noticed a certain troll on the list…
WH4T NOW?
24.Formulated Ice Blast
FREEZE!
25.Object Manipulaton
“power to manipulate and create any non-living objects”
I now possess all the vidya. all of it.
26.Animated Shadow
Makes. no. sense.
27. Urban Adaptation
Wat.
28.Multiple Bodies
…This…. doesn’t seem immediately useful.
29.Shard Manipulation
Sounds dangerous.
30.Meta Ability Creation
I pretty much get ti pick what I want. Awesome.
31.Fusionism
What is this I don’t even
32.Drug Usage
This is something I would actively REFUSE to use.
33.Elemental Entity Creation
I have no idea what to create.
34.Enhanced Roar
What.
35.Peak Human Accuracy
If it can carry over to gaming then… RUN FOR YOUR LIVES, COWARDLY SENTINELS!
36. Variable Manipulation
So… I’m basically Red Mage from 8-bit Theater?
37.Bubble Encapsulation
Sounds worthless.
38.Mentorship
What would I possibly teach?
39.Enhanced Senses
This could end up doing more harm than good.
40.Devic Physiology
What the Shazbot is this?
Power: Missile Generation
“The ability to create missiles and fire them. May contain Infinite Supply.” The government will be all over me..
^I WILL STRIKE YOU DOWN, CYBERDEMON!
(I’m pretty sure I was the one who added the Cyberdemon to that article, even!)
41.Hag Physiology
NOPE
42.Demon Sorcerer Physiology
No comment. Other than disappointment at it not being an article that had a Hitchhiker’s Guide character on it.
43.Lightning Induced Powers
…Why would I let myself be struck by lightning in the first place?
44.Enhanced Agility
Hmm… I suppose I’m halfway to hedgehog status…
45.Centipede Physiology
NOPE NOPE NOPE ALL OF MY NOPE. BLAME THAT SUWAKODAMN MOVIE.
Power: Sacred Earth Manipulation
“The power to manipulate the power of earth on a godly level.” Now I’m sure that they will be after me before to long.
Name: Pyro
Power: Monster Soul
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Yes…..
Power:Oxygen Independence
Underwater breathing contest. Now.
Name: Lich
Power: Emotion Augmentation
I don’t think a depressed person should have EMOTION powers…
46.Darkforce Manipulation
…Something to do with dark matter?
47.Exorcism
Not sure what to make of this.
48.Power Reversal
HAAH WAAW
49.Claw Retraction
Only really means somethign to me for one gallery image.
…werehog.
50.Empathic Mimicry
It’s a shame it doesn’t mention fictional characters as potential choices…
51.Grand Flame Manipulation
What., the Shazbot.
52.Motor-Skill Manipulation
Why does this sound familiar?
53. Spatial Tuning
…I don’t get this.
54.Energy Sourcing
Why would I want this?
55.Soul Mutilation
Worthless concept is worthless.
56.Mechanical Energy Manipulation
The description lies. you cannot create energy!
57.Ice Manipulation
…Oho… Well, you have to refer to me as somethign else now. I’M THE STR⑨NGEST!
(Admit it. You saw THIS reference coming.)
58. Health Manipulation
Meh, I’d rather be the ice fairy.
59.Empathic Weaponry
..The weapons would be decorative.
60. Escape Artistry
There is one thing you can never put into a trap: me.
Power: Flowmotion
The ability to move quickly and fluidly in combat.
61.Subatomic Manipulation
F**K YEAH SCIENCE!
62.Chlorokinetic Constructs
As if plants are gonna stop anything!
63.Kanima Physiology
What the f**k is a Kanima?
64.Enhanced Bikemanship
Uhhhh… Shadow?
65.Fire Absorption
Uhhh… OK?
66.Gas Manipulation
…Not sure if want
67.Destructive Energy Manipulation
No comment.
68.Power Fists
Awesome. Do you know why it’s awesome? SPESS MEHREENS, THAT’S WHY IT’S AHWESUM! FOR TEH EMPRAH!
69.Door Projection
Well, at least it’s not related to a certain Douk…
70.Bullet Manipulation
I don’t think guns are around here.
Also, who the Shazbot is downvoting?
Awesome… I got a power I would like. I’ve always wanted to be a superhero, like a vigilante, but never imagined I would get this:
POWER:
Digital form
I can use this to my will… even made awesomer since I have computer related classes…. I WIELD THE POWER OF THE INTERNETZ!
Im invincible, and can digitize stuff into data…..
Power: Killing Intuition. The power to know how to kill any living being.
Prepare your anus
Combat Specialist.
Fuck yeah.
MASER Breath
What the Shazbot is a ‘MASER’?
STAHP IT TARDIS’S YOU HOGGIN ALL DA POWERS
Also, I got Rule Bending powers.
Wsxdas, The Last Kramabender wrote:
STAHP IT TARDIS’S YOU HOGGIN ALL DA POWERS
Also, I got Rule Bending powers.
I’m double posting.
Because Rule Bending.
Because no double posting is a rule.
And I bend rules.
TARDISES wrote:
MASER Breath
What the Shazbot is a ‘MASER’?
Microwave Amplification by Stimulated Emission of Radiation
in short, atomic breath.
I’m not taking them all for myself – I’m just rolling and commenting on them.
Mythic Heroes Physiology
THIS. IS. AWESOME!
Yeah, but now you’ve rolled 72 times. Stahp.
Power: Empathetic Weaponry
That’s pretty cool. Let’s go with a magic sword. Definitely better than enhanced eating.
Spatial Slicing
Hmm… seems powerfu-
[reads list of users]
[TIME EATER]
Screw that, I don’t want to spam homing shots!
Ah, I remember this thread. Let’s see what I get this time….
Still pretty sweet.
…Some of these articles are ridiculously specific
This one is so specific I’ll use the comment as the link!
Yes. They seriously have an article JUST FOR THE DALEKS.
I am…
Name: Professor Current
Power: Electromagnetic Wave Physiology
The power to turn into an electromagnetic wave.
Subsequent powers include: Fist of Lightning, the ability to travel along conductive materials at high speed, and the ability to manipulate electronics.
Bio:
Age: 25
Real Name: Steven Richards
Place of Origin: Des Moines, Iowa
Source of Powers:
Steven was once a college student studying for a Bachelor’s degree in the field of Art History. He was browsing his favorite art forum online when he saw a particularly glaring logic fallacy in another user’s comment. He was so enraged that he punched the screen, and suffered severe electrocution.
Doctors managed to save him, but found that wires from the computer became irreversibly bound to his hand. Over time, the wires began to replace his veins, until it was not blood that flowed through him, but electricity. With this change came his electromagnetic wave powers. To this day, he hunts for the poster that did this to him, punishing any ne’er-do-well he may encounter on his quest.
Well, Ok.
Name: Blails
Power: Sitting
Bio: I’m not Tails, I’m my original character, Blails!
Okay lets try for three.
Okay. Thats….nice?
Being
Ability: Matter Substitution
…seems rather fitting…
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I’m a ditto now!
Photographic Existence
Well now I can get into ALL of the family photos in the Family photo thread!
I can also moon everyone as well in the said photo. Killing two birds with one stone.
Name: Alcatraz
Powers: None inherent. However, he does wear a Nanosuit and is highly proficient with most modern firearms.
Bio: US Marine Corps Force Recon. Assisted in evacuation of Manhattan Island when Ceph attacked. Eventually brought down an entire Ceph “lithoship” and brought their control over the island to an end.
Name: No-Shit Sherlock
Power: Enhanced Investigative skills
Bio: Sherlock originates from Ireland. He obtained his great investigative prowess from Ken Ibonak, the infamous private investigator. His mentor was killed by No-Shit Sherlock’s arch nemesis, Silly Uncle Pennybags. No-Shit Sherlock is characterized by his firm wit under pressure and his serious nature.
Chastity Inducement
Alrighty then,
NO MORE SEX! FOR ANYONE! EVER!
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