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I have made a thread
This post is purely haiku
Post your own in here

Look, another thread
posted for writing haikus
How long will this last?

(Seems like there are a lot of haiku threads made, let's hope we can keep this one going)

Wisps of grey sky smoke
A field, corrupted and lost
Its trees sit dead now

So I want to be srs, sue me.

Everyone knows that
one conclusion can be made:
OP is a fag.

Five seven and five again
Easy for me to comprehend
I am not an oaf

Haikus are simple,
But they are hard to master,
Holy Fucking Shit.

That's not a haiku.
Your first line has seven beats.
The next has eight. Wrong.

Wait…oh shit you're right. Hold on let me think of something else.

Water falls off cliff
Wandering man meets demise
Am I doin it?

Ermagerd! Gersbermps!
You have won one internet.
Oppan Gangnam Style!

Her eyes heavy with
lightness, she turns and walks back
into obscurity

Or more meme related:

first line: some slogan
picture in background, of course
weak punchline. Deadpooled.

No need to be mad
Your jmmies must be rustled
Don't make dumb judgements

Haikus are stupid
they don't serve any purpose
and also, fuck you

hello my good sir.
haiku's are very good too.
No need for cursing.

If you need extra assurance that the haiku is correctly made try this

haikus are easy.
they are quite simple to write.
refrigerator.

The Walking Dead is
The best show on TV, man.
JK Breaking Bad.

The nameless city
Its sandy gusts repulse me
Yet I am drawn in

Im twelve years 0ld
Skrillex and x-box are g0d
Squeaking up game mics

I am Demopan
Please give me your two refined
for my Stout Shako

I'm a Communist
This is entirely true
Russia's really not

Oppan Gangnam Style
800 million views
Holy freaking shit

KYM Comments
If a new meme's from Reddit
Then instant Deadpool

Bump for this matter
I find haiku to be fun
Why wouldn't you, too?

Some people hate them
They are not amused by this
How could they hate this?

They should not hate them
This is the way of living
Haiku is calm

I have a boner
No one will go out with me
Time to download porn.

.

That, gentlemen, is ART!

I have mastered these
I can write them in my sleep
Get on my level

OP is a Fag.
Ann Hiro is never wrong.
The truth hurts like hell.

Your lacking of faith
It is very disturbing
Why do you lack so?

I watch anime
Japan is cool
ｗ ｈ ｉ ｔ ｔ ｕ ｐ ｉ ｇ ｇ ｕ ｇ ｏ ｈ ｏ ｍ ｅ

I do have faith sir.
Do not question me please sir.
Have a good day sir.

I'm so goddamn bored
I find some tentacle porn
(Rubs cock a little)

Oh you, Ann Hiro
Your faith has risen largely!
A winrar is you.

This is the story
All about how my life got
Flipped, turned upsidedown.

I tried to resume
the song, but failed so badly
I'm sorry based God.

I might as well post
I have nothing else to do
That's all I can say

Unoriginal
This is what this haiku is
Make your own poo head

Does this line have 5
Maybe this line has 7
I don't really know

Karma troll in here
You think you are so clever
You are a phaggot

LOL rofl LOL
I did it fag!
Come at me fags!

User has been warned.
If he bothers us much more,
He won't do it long.

Warcraftnerd part two
Warcraftnerd II: Rage Harder
Just kidding, he's gone.

I don't understand.
Really, what's the point of this?
It's fucking stupid.