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The Haiku Thread

Last posted Dec 18, 2012 at 07:15PM EST. Added Nov 23, 2012 at 04:30AM EST
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Look, another thread
posted for writing haikus
How long will this last?

(Seems like there are a lot of haiku threads made, let’s hope we can keep this one going)

Last edited Nov 23, 2012 at 04:59AM EST
Nov 23, 2012 at 04:58AM EST
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Wisps of grey sky smoke
A field, corrupted and lost
Its trees sit dead now

So I want to be srs, sue me.

Nov 23, 2012 at 05:07AM EST
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Five seven and five again
Easy for me to comprehend
I am not an oaf

Nov 23, 2012 at 10:17AM EST

Haikus are simple,
But they are hard to master,
Holy Fucking Shit.

Nov 23, 2012 at 10:22AM EST
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GIANTDAD wrote:

Five seven and five again
Easy for me to comprehend
I am not an oaf

That’s not a haiku.
Your first line has seven beats.
The next has eight. Wrong.

Nov 23, 2012 at 10:27AM EST
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KI....D wrote:

That’s not a haiku.
Your first line has seven beats.
The next has eight. Wrong.

Wait…oh shit you’re right. Hold on let me think of something else.

Water falls off cliff
Wandering man meets demise
Am I doin it?

Nov 23, 2012 at 10:31AM EST

Her eyes heavy with
lightness, she turns and walks back
into obscurity

Or more meme related:

first line: some slogan
picture in background, of course
weak punchline. Deadpooled.

Nov 23, 2012 at 06:07PM EST
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FudgeGruck wrote:

Everyone knows that
one conclusion can be made:
OP is a fag.

No need to be mad
Your jmmies must be rustled
Don’t make dumb judgements

Nov 23, 2012 at 06:12PM EST
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Haikus are stupid
they don’t serve any purpose
and also, fuck you

Nov 23, 2012 at 06:49PM EST
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hello my good sir.
haiku’s are very good too.
No need for cursing.

If you need extra assurance that the haiku is correctly made try this

Haiku checker
Last edited Nov 23, 2012 at 09:14PM EST
Nov 23, 2012 at 08:53PM EST
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I am Demopan
Please give me your two refined
for my Stout Shako

Nov 24, 2012 at 12:32AM EST
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KYM Comments
If a new meme’s from Reddit
Then instant Deadpool

Nov 24, 2012 at 02:18AM EST
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Lone K.K. Slider wrote:

Bump for this matter
I find haiku to be fun
Why wouldn’t you, too?

Some people hate them
They are not amused by this
How could they hate this?

Nov 25, 2012 at 09:00PM EST
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Myconix wrote:

Some people hate them
They are not amused by this
How could they hate this?

They should not hate them
This is the way of living
Haiku is calm

Nov 25, 2012 at 10:37PM EST
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I have a boner
No one will go out with me
Time to download porn.

.

That, gentlemen, is ART!

Last edited Nov 25, 2012 at 10:41PM EST
Nov 25, 2012 at 10:40PM EST
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I have mastered these
I can write them in my sleep
Get on my level

Nov 25, 2012 at 10:47PM EST
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OP is a Fag.
Ann Hiro is never wrong.
The truth hurts like hell.

Nov 26, 2012 at 01:57AM EST
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I watch anime
Japan is cool
w h i t t u p i g g u g o h o m e

Nov 26, 2012 at 08:42AM EST
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I do have faith sir.
Do not question me please sir.
Have a good day sir.

Nov 26, 2012 at 09:35AM EST
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This is the story
All about how my life got
Flipped, turned upsidedown.

Nov 26, 2012 at 08:09PM EST

I tried to resume
the song, but failed so badly
I’m sorry based God.

Nov 26, 2012 at 11:37PM EST
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Captain Douglas J Falcon wrote:

haikus are easy.
they are quite simple to write.
refrigerator.

Unoriginal
This is what this haiku is
Make your own poo head

Nov 29, 2012 at 03:48AM EST
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Does this line have 5
Maybe this line has 7
I don’t really know

Nov 29, 2012 at 04:09AM EST
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Karma troll in here
You think you are so clever
You are a phaggot

Last edited Nov 29, 2012 at 04:27AM EST
Nov 29, 2012 at 04:26AM EST
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Dac wrote:

Karma troll in here
You think you are so clever
You are a phaggot

LOL rofl LOL
I did it fag!
Come at me fags!

Nov 29, 2012 at 04:29AM EST

User has been warned.
If he bothers us much more,
He won’t do it long.

Nov 29, 2012 at 05:41AM EST
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Warcraftnerd part two
Warcraftnerd II: Rage Harder
Just kidding, he’s gone.

Nov 29, 2012 at 02:32PM EST

I don’t understand.
Really, what’s the point of this?
It’s fucking stupid.

Dec 18, 2012 at 07:15PM EST
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Skeletor-sm

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