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Official Words of the Fasier Shogun:

Yes, continue fighting over your pathetic parcel of land, Nations of Europe. Ha ha ha ha… STAY OFF MY ISLAND.

@Syndic

The history is close enough. Were not bothered by a slight alternate universe

Also what happened to Megarch? Has lolzors actually been eliminated from the game?

OH THANK GOD I WASN’T THE FIRST TO DIE.

@Falcon

The first to die was Etemonkey. He forgot to send turns and his people were eaten by rabid Koala’s before turn 4

Good thing I don’t live where Koala’s are
They started the plague right?

Alright, I have to ask:

You said the next turns would be 250 years. The Hunnic Empire lasted from 360ish to 460ish to my knowledge, which encompasses one predicted turn. How is the rise and fall of the Huns in one swoop going to affect us?

Damn unpredictable nomads. I guess there was no avoiding that anyway.

A group of stranded sailors claim to be from a vast seafaring empire from across the waves known as Syserror. Their tale becomes wildly popular.

Holy crap, my dudes are spreading like ants. They’re all over the goddam place.

So apparently I’ve bumped into madcat and Darkermac, that means trade between us is now viable. We should create the silk road and get filthy rich.

Hmmm
I’ve practically taken over Rome.

Hey guys let’s stop the Caliphate.

Because you can’t stop the Mongols. Their Military doctrine, their advanced technology, their fair and just rule. They are beyond anything we can hope to achieve.

I think everywhere should be brown, nowadays. (Because all of those colours mixed would make a brown)

Yes.

Actually no, I just missed Buddhism being brown. The world would probably be pretty peaceful if we were all Buddhist though.

Ah Damn, I knew Syndic would do this. I’ve been getting it easy for a quite while so it was only a matter of time before I get a ‘playmate’

I know exactly how this is going to go down. You even gave them an evil sounding name:

Unruly Syserrene Nobles

Sounds like the Leigon of Doom for Nation RP. I bet these guys run an island fort

Syserror will not tolerate these upstarts attempting to shatter our strong pacific-wide nation!

Official Statement from the Fasier Shogun:

… What is even going on in the world? We’re kinda flying blind here. Also, as always, STAY OFF MY ISLAND.

I’d like to arrange trading with you next turn, BSoD. I’m actually trying to keep up peaceful relationships this time around.

Official Statement from the Syserror Senate

@Fasier

y u no trade?

@Madcat

The Cattonians are also welcome to trade and we are willing to import weaponry/siege equipment. We can export fishing equipment and ships in return, among other things. Just ensure you deliver to our indonesian ports since our west-Australian ones are…compromised.

Also STAY OFF MY CONTINENT

Those filthy Aztecs will be wiped off the map by the superior nation of Crimsonia!!!

>MFW Mongols won’t reach me

They will, I’m taking them from the rear as you fight with them!

Ah, yes, KYM Nation RP. One of the few things I still miss about KYM. I’m sad I missed the signup, I would’ve liked another go at this (unless I get put in somehow).

But I will watch this to see how it goes.

V-vlad senpai. P-please give me your blessing in this natRP.

Give Vlad Korea so we can have a GRORIOUS READER!

It should be fine, as long as your Grorious Reader knows to STAY OFF MY ISLAND.

In that case, I’ll take Sweden.

Yes, I has assassins now.

>reads Cattonia’s turn
Holy shit, everyone run.

Greetings, nations of the world! As a new power, I’m trying to establish myself. I’m offering trade agreements with Neopia, Prederia, the Cattonian Empire, Angmar (via Poland if we can get that working) and anybody else in Europe that I may have forgot.

Well I hope that we can get something working there. As for the rest of you, I’d really like to open a Mediterranean-wide exchange with everyone.

Yes i would like to set up a trade system with you and may Britannia bless your quest to rise to become powerful.

Excellent. Perhaps someday these trade agreements will result in something greater.

I’m up for trading with both Sweden and Syserror. But holy fucking shit. I swept that region.

EDIT: @BSoD
I really need your naval knowledge and gunpowder, so trading this turn is a big deal.

-Gifts are sent to the Chinese to encourage them to open up their borders again. They are not impressed.

Dammit, why are the Chinese such freaking tight-asses? The strongest, richest power in the pacific wants to give you delicious cake! OPEN YOUR DAMN PORTS!

@Madcat

I’ve opened my ports to you already since some nations [cough]china[cough] don’t understand the importance of international trade relations so trade away. Help me secure the Indonesian trade routes and we should have a strong fuel line between us.

I could use some of your advanced tech, I’m also trying to reduce my dependence on fishing. send me imperial age weaponry and livestock. I can give you my ship tech.

My gunpower comes from the Inca’s, I don’t produce it myself. Not sure how much of it I can trade at this point.

Fantastic. Hopefully, we can set up a trade round through Syserror to Europe to propagate technology.

Don’t forget I can connect India and China through to South America

This will be one hell of a silk road when we are done with it. So madcat, will your next turn be sending goods? If so I’ll comply.