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Fuck.

EDIT: But at least I have elephant tanks, right?

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>MFW the Falconi are wiped out

>MFW Everything I thought about the Mongols was wrong
>MFW Destroyed for the fourth time
>MFW Medicea is a wasteland
>MFW Cattonia is falling apart
>MFW Neopia anything
>MFW North America
>MFW I’m not sure if Syndic is luring me into a trap
>MFW Christianity and Crashtianity are going to combine into CrissCrosstianity
>MFW Italian Jews and German Muslims
>MFW Sweden looks like shlong and balls

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@Sydic: Also there was a thing with Byzantine. I’m assuming since it’s not there, nothing regarding that ever happened?

Europe and Asia sure got messed up.

Okay cool so now I can have my entire nation be busy and fighting and dying against the Mongols just to recover again. Sweet.

Ja, Schlong och böllar.

-Incan gunpowder weapons, imported at outrageous costs from Syserror, prove to be significantly more colorful and exotic than Mongol weapons.

Looks the Cattonian-Syserror trade went through. If anyone else needs any more hardware to kick Mongol ass, be smart and shop syserror-mart. Now selling gunpowder at discount prices. Pure Incan grade gunpowder for only a shitload of gold. Buy now!

Slappy, you fool! You brought the plague to America!

Dammit Slappy, I have you cannons to win a war, not being deisease to our continent! Blast!

I have a big surprise planned for next turn. You could say it’s my Christmas gift to the world Europe.

Heh heh heh.

Oh gods, he’s inventing the poop-thrower.

OH GOD NO

I’m putting out a proposal of alliance to Syserror. In time, we’ll have to take care of Yuan and Fasier.

A series of naval invasions against the Khan in Indochina results in the captured of the entire peninsula once the Khanate collapses.

Hahaha take that you filthy pirates. Also hello Cattonia and Fasier, we are neighbors now…

…wait, whats this?

-Attempts to quarantine the plague fail. [Cattonia] is devastated.

Oh no…

The plague is carried in [to Fasier] by Mongol invaders. The islands’ crowded populace starts to fall dead in all regions

No no no no no no no!

Take Indochina back! I don’t want it! GET YOUR PLAGUE COOTIES AWAY FROM ME!

-Syserror is the most to blame for plague in the Americas. Look at the arrows.

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

@Madcat

We’ve already been trading and getting rich off each other for the past few turns and it has proven to be benificial. Now that I cleared the trade routes and parked next to you, an alliance is pretty sensible at this point. Besides, I’d rather not have to deal with your jumbo-mecha-fortress-cannon-elephants

However I request suspension of all trade between us until the plague blows over.

Thanks a fucking lot, BSOD.

I would like to enter the game playing as Egypt, if it is permissible.

How was I supposed to know the plague made it all the way to me? Besides, ya’ll should blame the Incans, Amazons and Aztecs. The plague went through all of them first and they did shit-all about it.

Anyway, question for Syndic. Will the plague be gone in the next turn or will we still need to account for it when we send our turns in?

*Sits back and watches the Arrows go right past me*

Thank you. Shall I send a turn?

Yes sir O_O7

Current State of Fasier:

BSoD – Black Spreader of Death.

He’s Aboriginal not black.

Seeing as we have 13 players right now can I join in as Poland?

I would like to propose alliance with Angmar and the Cattonian Empire. I believe it will be mutually beneficial to our countries, seeing as we are now all contiguous.

Poland cannot into alliance. (._.)

You’re peerfectly welcome. UuU

Poland strongk!

Slappy! Penz0id! I call upon thee to put our alliance into action!

To avoid any conflict, being so close and all, I’ll join this alliance.

Edit: I’m on vacation and won’t be able to find anything, so I’ll just take a generic symbol.

Fair-skinned female virgins, fairly common in Muslim Iberia, are being shipped by the boatload back to Mexico for reasons.

Human sacrifice no doubt…Hey wouldn’t this plunge Aztec into civil war?

The Islamic half of the Aztec empire are going to be reaaaaaallly pissed off when they find out that the Tezca half are capturing and murdering innocent Muslim women on behalf of a God they don’t believe in

There’s no way the Aztec emperor can maintain the loyalty of the public demanding Jihad and the imposition of sharia law.

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Heck, the more I think about this, the more apparent it seems to me that the introduction of Islam to Aztec culture will cause the Aztecs to implode on itself. What young Aztec teen wants to believe in a religion that demands you exist to only to be butchered in the most painful way possible just for celestial entertainment and never even get laid in the process when there’s an alternative faith that offers full protection? And once the Aztecs lose their religion, their entire way of life goes with it.

@Syndic

Here’s my symbol

Representative of the old Nomadic Herds and symbol of the Patricians.

Link if pic goes bad

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Poland strongk.

Rolling with this for now

Blast from the past!

EDIT: Large image is large and potentially chashy. -Verbose

This was easy.