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YOU are stuck in the middle of the Sahara Desert. Your plane crashed not far from where you are. Sadly, no one else survived the crash. You need to make it to your house in America. But first, what is your name?

>Nathan Drake
>Just kidding, uh…
>Jason Clark?

>Joseph Joestar

Your name is Jason Clark!
You are 20 years old and were with some college friends exploring Africa for Spring break!
But now with no food, water, dead cell phone, you feel as though you're going to die in this heat. what do you do?

>Make a Sand Angel

>Take a moment to see what's out there

>Also, take a moment to see what you got.

You're not sure why doing that would help you at all. You're not even sure why you thought of that. That's so silly.

>Become delusional
>Start seeing stuff.
>Suddenly an oasis

You squint your eyes to see what's beyond the horizon. Nothing but sand in every direction. But luckily it's getting close to night time, only 2 more hours.
You check your pants. All you have is a dead cell phone and a wallet with one 20 dollar bill.

>Attempt to find a hill/dune that might provide shade (or return to plane for shade, if it is intact enough to provide shade)
>Wait for sun to move to gather directional bearings

>Make an origami bird out of the dollar bill

>So it may provide company on your lonesome journey to civilization

You take shelter in the shadow of the nearest hill you could find. Your plane is filled with your dead friends. It saddens you to return there seeing their dead carcasses.

You decided to make an origami bird from your dollar bill to pass the time. It came out all right.
It took you at least a few minutes.

>make sand-blankets for covers in the night
>knowing you will eventually die, start to cry.

You make a sand-blanket and then start crying like a baby for the rest of the two hours.
You also put the origami dollar bill in your inventory.

>Make the life-altering decision that, when you return to civilization, you will get your name legally changed to Joseph Joestar. Congratulations, you now have a purpose in life and motivation to move on.

>Search the plane wreckage and scavenge for food and liquid if there is none eat some dead passengers.

>Check plane wreckage for supplies.

>Name your paper crane Steve
>Perform mind-meld on Steve,so that you may command him to fly into the sky and get better bearings on your surroundings.

>Be a pioneer
>Find Algae

As night falls, you gather enough courage to check back at the crash site. Your pilot, dead. Your three friends, dead. It horrifies you to see them this way. But still, the plane has all your belongings. You need to get all that before continuing your journey.

You enter through the emergency exit. Judith's dead corpse is next to you. She hit her head pretty hard on the crash. Blood poured out everywhere. Luckily your backpack is right where you left it before you foolishly left.

>Grab Backpack
>Check contents

Careful. the Tower of Gray might be flying around, watch your tongue
Kidding, err lets see….
*First, get your backpack
*Then ,check every corpse' pockets, sure , feel free to cry while doing it but if you want to survive in the middle of the desert, better take everything you can.Also see if you can find the another passangers' backpacks

>Search the corpses
>Clear them out, make a shelter out of the plane

>poke all the dead bodies.

>McGyver a sandmobile from the wreckage.

And if you’re thirsty…
>Cry
>Drink your delicious tears
OR
>Drink your own piss!

>poke the cadavers
>after 5 minutes of completely nothing, check their pockets and luggage (if not destroyed).

>Make an origami bird out of the corpses*

*I'm lying.

JASON CLARK spends 4 hours making his own sandmobile! He grabs his backpack filled with a compass, mirror, flares, first aid kit, non-perishable food items, several water bottles, a map and rides into the night!

Okay, now for the real question, did Jason Clark really do this or was it all a hallucination and he's still in the sand dune?

You sir, just made my night.

MFW I made someone feel good.

>WHAT!? THAT ACTUALLY WORKED!?
>Okay, as cool as this is, I would like to see his adventure of desperation and struggle for survival
>So… hallucination. please?

Ooh, I know, I'll do a simple survey, whichever post get's more karma will be the outcome.
It was a hallucination. Or…

It actually happened.
I will determine the winner by Wednesday.

>mfw karma is involved
>mfw i cant use my sandmobile
>mfw you stopped using second person narrative
>mfw wait until wednesday

Him escaping happened for real!!!

2 days later…
You have earned yourself 5'o'clock shadow and you stink really badly and your sandmobile ran out of gas. But luckily you are near an oasis.

The water looks so clean and fresh! It's not stagnant at all!

>investigate oasis for Berber tribesmen
>take a bath

>Drink Water
>Take Bath
>Drink the water while taking a bath.

>Check if the water is real

>If so. take a drink before going in

>You don't wanna drinking it with it has your filth in it!

> Check if oasis is real.
> Find a way to boil the water to purify it
> Bath can wait until you're out of the desert
> Check Palm trees if they have any edible fruits
> Set up camp

>Take small sips

>If safe, drink freely and fill water bottles

>If not, spit it out and do a really stupid dance

>Check if no one is around.
>Piss in the water.
>Fertilise the ground with your own shit.

>investigate the palm
>find hidden lever

This heat is getting to your head. You decide to cool off in the pond.

>Beg to Merasmus.

>clean out the sandmobile's oil and fuel tanks
>fill them with water, making them CANTEENS
>be reminded of the Mos Eisley Cantina Song
>hum those catchy tunes while you work

And piss in it while at it, can't risk someone being around.