My headphones are in orbit.
Empty seltzer can. Saves me a trip to the recycling bin, yes it does.
My keyboard. I always type with my left hand.
My lips are in space.
My throat is on space. Shame, it was so nice to breathe trough that.
OMFG MY TONGUE HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO TALK NOW
There goes my hair. Bah, hair is overrated.
You’re a jerk for screwing over us left-handed people.
Oh no, my lolipop is in orbit!
God damn it I was leaning against a wall
My prostate! NO!!!!!! I need that to pee!!
I’m going to be missing my left leg.
What a pity.
My phone. Dammit! Why wasn’t I touching something I don’t like, like Tom Baker or my brother in law.
jitts awkadrd tyo tyuope witgh nko fjingers
Well, time to get a new keyboard.
There goes my dinner
you just left me without dinner!
i was fixing my left contact lenses because it was bothering me.
No, my kitty!
Tell me if you nyan cat up there
My seed is now in space, populating other planets I hope