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For me it’s when:
People call katanas “samurai swords”.
People spread butter or jam with a spoon.

What about you?

Expanding on your spoon complaint, I have an extreme dislike of spoons in general. If it is liquid, I can just drink it, and if it’s solid I use a fork. Spoons just don’t feel right to be.

-People’s loud chewing.
-People’s loud breathing.
-People who make such terrible grammatical errors in their thread’s title.

When people state the obvious.

Just rustles me, man.

Loud footsteps.
Seriously, are you that much of an attention whore that you have to proclaim all your movements with the sound of one thousand stampeding horses?

Feet tapping, loud breathing, loud chewing, gum chewing, using apostrophes in the wrong place, lists containing more than three elements, meta humor, loud chewing, rambling, when people go off into tangents, when people disagree with me, excessive use of colloquialisms, putting feet under my chair, people trying to fake accents, and did I mention loud chewing?

Loud fapping, Not shutting up in class, Fake accents, and using Comic Sans

Having kind-of-sticky-hands. Spill soda on your hands and if you don’t wash the hands with water, its kinda sticky. I hate that.

Im talking about this:

The only thing I can really think of… when I start whistling, and somebody immediately starts whistling a different tune.

Seriously. That’s like seeing somebody painting, then walking up and smearing your own paint all over their canvas.

People breaking into song out of nowhere really rustles my jimmies. That’s probably why I can’t take musicals so seriously.

People disrupting the class, people calling Slenderman Slender,

When someone tells me “You are now breathing manually”

Autoplaying profile videos.

Loud at a set level, almost instant and sometimes, the worst part…some people make their video players 1×1 so I can’t turn it off. Even though I can turn my computer sound off, I usually listen to music while browsing this site. People may like them but I do not. Usually on most users on this site.

When people eat Hamburgers bottom bun up.

Hang around my profile a bit. I’ve trained my video to patiently await your signal before playing.

The misuse of the word “cannon” for “canon”. “Cannon” is a large weapon that shoots iron balls. “Canon” is the ecclesiastical law of a circumstance, often in regards to a fictional universe.

People calling me “Solider”, or “Soilder”.

I hate autoplaying videos too >_< they’re unnecessary and annoying to me.

When people say the word “hashtag.”

When people confuse or just don’t know the difference between the words Nerd and Geek.

Try “Randoman”.

When people think that I can’t sing it any faster.

Because I know they’re wrong.

Angst being correct without an H in it.

People from Australia.

When artists draw people with side mouths. For the love of god it bothers me so much on how they can’t draw mouths right. That’s something I learned in the second grade you fat nasty trash.

I remembered something else: When people end their sentences with two dots like this..

It’s either an ellipsis or a full stop. Learn to use one.

This.

Nerd- A very intelligent person who prides himself in academic studies.
Geek- Similar, but a person who obsesses with Media.

By media, does that mean things like movies books and games, or media like news outlets?

I thought it was the other way around

When I but see a Metal album in a music store cataloged as Hard Rock. Or the other way around.

- When people say “wasted” instead of drunk
- When people come to my house and start touching my antique collection
- When people do something that is so incredibly retarded that its almost like they’re trying to be that stupid.

• When people don’t respond quickly to a message
• Wet clothing
• Paper cuts and liar’s bumps

People who use hashtags on facebook are annoying.

In the contrivance of this website, people bumping horrible entries and threads with totally archetypal attempts at repartee that completely crash and burn in the most facepalm-inducing of ways.

It’s also a bit of a pet peeve of mine when people spell it “krama.”

In real life, I despise it when people spit when they talk.

#why #don’t #you #like #it #lel

“OMG this guy on sum site just said hashtags on facebook are stupid #Ridiculous #Disappointing #Why”

When my hands become dry and dirty, usernames beginning with a lowercase letter, people chewing with their mouth open

When people say “Moist”.

When I find hairs on…well, anything, really.

People who graze in supermarkets (eat food they intend to purchase before they purchase it)